Spike Lee finally got his championship, I guess.

Man, I can't stand the Knicks.

My youngest doesn't fully understand "yesterday" yet, so she refers to anything before today as "lasterday." I'm jotting it down here so you all can love it as much as I do.

Are we... lil bro? 🥺

Sigh.

🔥

This is the first game of the season I really cannot stomach.

This is all I asked for this Christmas, Miami.

Please... please don't lose to the Kings.

Jaime.

Nobody has a positive +/- rn and it feels like it.

I mean, it didn't get much worse?

Chris Paul the person has always struck me as sort of, ahem, Napoleonic, so I have little trouble believing some of this stuff. But he's not what's wrong with the Clippers, lmao. The Clippers thinking that is a symptom of what's actually wrong with the Clippers.

Lol, we broke the Clippers.

Not my 6-yo explaining to my 3-yo that she has to be patient because in old movies, they make you watch the credits *before* the movie. 😭😭😭

Chris Paul will never live that meme down.

What'd I miss? Jkjk watched this one on a delay.

Whatever happens, I'll give them credit for muscling back into it in a serious way this quarter.

😮

Is it just me or has Bam been drawing more fouls this year?

I bet Tobias Harris still hates our entire fanbase over making that Jimmy moment viral forever.

I should go decorate my house for Duncan's birthday. Er... Christmas.

Jovic with the "he got paid" curse getting more minutes tonight feels appropriate during the Duncan revenge game.

Could this have gone differently if they had just started Ware instead of a small ball lineup? Or is the X factor that Tyler is rusty and Norm is clearly not 100% healthy?

I mean, I'm about to put on my Duncan shirt.

Wiggins is our entire offense.

Welcome back, 55 🥲

Con: These were a couple of clutch games that felt like they really, really shouldn't have been allowed to get this close. Pro: The Heat aren't losing every single clutch game?

That was a W. But I am feeling so uncomfortable.

Full strength?! Stranger Things will have to wait.

55 😢

That was uggggggly. No mas. Fix this, Miami.

Oh my god. 🫣

DPOY

The terror i just felt with Dru on his back.

P̶e̶l̶l̶e̶ Kel'el

Because I like chaos, I'm hoping the Pacers will rally and kill this Pistons streak.

*whispers* Tyler Herro.

GET A REBOUND

As one of three Heat fans who don't actively hate Tyler Herro, I'm rooting for him to get back to form. Lfg.

I really, really see the Ware vision.

People love to foul Simone when he's shooting

I will always love Keshad's swagger

Pelle

🫣

Good thing Dallas is terrible, at least

The hell is this game

I know they were both in the 3-pt contest and there are alleged pictures of them together. But have we ever seen Powell and Herro in the same room at the same time REALLY, is what I'm saying

My children won't go to sleep, don't they understand that Tyler Herro is back