What a sad, dumb ending to that game.

You've got to be kidding me.

Nooooooooooooo

*Me, filling my husband in on today's NBA tea* Our 4-yo: Hey mom, are you guys talking about Tyler Herro? 😅

I'm not a big Jaylen Brown fan, but this smear campaign is such a clear Exhibit A on why the Celtics are the worst. Happy for anyone to break free from them.

10 minutes?!

*bald eagle screech*

I simply cannot 💀💀💀

This offseason has been the most beautiful karma for what Heat fans endured in 2023.

Lmao I live for the Celtics downfall

I just left an activity with my kids and saw WHAT now?

Bye, Norm. 🫡 It was a fun fall 2025, anyway.

C'mon, just one, Ecuador.

Dean Wade put himself in Sixers purgatory for HOW MANY years?

I've gotta say, I do appreciate LeBron James, in year 83 of his career, choosing to throw more chaos into this offseason. 🐐

As a Heat old timer, I'm unreasonably excited to have Hardaway Jr on the Heat.

TIM HARDAWAY JR, YOU ARE A HEAT

I miss when 6 PM free agency MEANT SOMETHING

C'mon, teams. Clearly none of you tampered hard enough, ugh.

*whispers* The key is under the mat, King.

This offseason is one for the ages lmao

PARAGUAY!!!!!!!!!!

Bring home Dunc, man 🥹

Truly thought that Ja trade was Centel.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Eating my Brazilian feelings at the moment. (I'm eating s'mores, because I'm also American.)

I almost went to bed too lol

I respect the "we're leaving with something" hustle from Turkey, tbh.

Whoa.

All right, what should I watch before FIFA keeps me up to watch the US play at 10 PM like it's the dumb Miami Heat January West Coast road trip?

Shaping up to be a bananas offseason.

In other news, the Heat stole a 2nd round guy Boston had wanted and grabbed a Miami player on a two-way? Nice night.

Rewatching X-Men (2000) and man, I still absolutely hate the Anna Paquin casting for Rogue.

Vini!!!!!!!!! De novo!!!!!

I'm so glad my team's big stressful trade of the offseason is done. It makes me super excited to sit back and watch whatever unfolds next.

Giannis is at the Aces game! 🥹🔥

I'm super interested to see how the Bucks split up the players we sent them. No way they'll keep all four. Just hope those kids end up somewhere decent. Please don't send anyone to the Kings.

Wait, why is Memphis amassing a war chest of 2nd round picks? 🤔 I mean, that is a lot.

That OKC front office never ever stops moving.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha Adam Silver be serious. Everybody was so excited.

"Grew up playing soccer." Gonna be nowhere near Messi despite your hat, I'm afraid.

I LOVE, and I mean LOVE, how many players of this generation were raised by (literal) baller mamas.

This whole thing where trades can't be finalized until weeks after the draft is so awkward. "The Miami Heat" select blah blah who cares. Give the kid a Bucks hat so his draft night is accurate.

Okay, something pretty cool about your college coach also being your NBA coach.

Hey, I tuned in late. Has there been any swapping of picks/players yet?

Wait, do they have framed baby picture decor ready to swap in that casual living room interview set as soon as each guy is called? That's both Impressive Production and Too Much.

I'm just here for the little draft jingle when the pick is in. Fun every time.