Ngl, not too annoyed that my League Pass is blacked out for tonight's game. Listening via radio is probably better for my mental health.

As Taylor would say, now I'm down bad crying at the gym.

The collective crash out we're all experiencing is the most united I've seen this Heat fanbase... ever?

What a weird way for Chris Paul's career to end.

Just got the Shams alert about the SGA injury and the way my stomach JUMPED when I thought we were about to see some kind of earthshattering trade lol.

Can you imagine what the Mavs could have gotten if they had even *hinted* that Luka might be available? Will never stop being bananas.

The Post picked an awkward day to shrink its sports department.

Oh, this one is kind of interesting.

Hey, somebody who understands all of this more than I do: how many of these half-our-team-and-a-picnic-basket trades are about collecting assets for a Giannis swing? I've lost track of who's seriously in the running, but I've been a Heat fan long enough to know it ain't us.

Trae Young is now teammates with Anthony Davis. Huh. Didn't have that on my bingo card.

Popped on the other app to check for trade deadline rumors and woooooo it is the hot mess express over there, even more than usual

Making his 1st NBA All-Star appearance... Norman Powell of the Heat. Drafted as the 46th pick in 2015 out of UCLA, Powell is averaging 23.0 PPG, 3.7 RPG and 2.6 APG for the Heat this season.

Did Terry introduce Niko to any of his friends? Just wondering.

Not Pelle and Jaime upping their trade value rn 🥺

Um. Maybe I should put on Bridgerton.

Ware is really in the doghouse huh

"That Heat W didn't need to be so stressful," she repeated. "We know, Grandma. Let's get you back to bed."

If the Bucks want Pelle, my heart is going to break, is all I'm saying.

Dru Smith just activated a whole phone tree of players who would like a word.

You've got to be kidding me.

🫣

Remember at the beginning of the season, when the Bulls and Heat were both buzzy and overachieving and not engaged in this weird mid-off baseball series? That was a good time.

What's the story with these City Editions?? I legit thought for a second the Heat were playing the Clippers.

Great, now the kid may have a concussion because of the stupid Jazz, c'mon.

The Jazz playing Pepas while down 16 to the Heat is hilarious.

Beyond tired of Niko.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Imagine if we'd gotten Jrue, man.

I will not lie to you all: I'm an all-82 kind of fan and I had never heard of Deni Avdija until this season 🫣. Whoops?

Husband is a Blazers fan, so these games are always something. Here we go.

Pelle Larsson to DeMar all night

DeRozan just mad that the Heat picked Pelle but not him?

Wow, I've never seen Bam lose his cool like that. Good work, Cap.

Niko 😔

I always hate the January west coast road trip, but the Heat really aren't moving me to like it any more this year. Maybe I'll make it to halftime.

That Jimmy knee, man.

So many offensive rebounds, what is this team?

Andrew Wiggins, (please) have a game. 😏

I take it the football's not going well? Cool, time to turn on this Miami-GSW game, which I'm sure will be much better.

Y'all see that Bleacher Report trade idea? Lmao.

Bam knew he couldn't let DWade down on his birthday.

Never doubted you, fellas. 🤣

Oh man, that even makes up for choking against Boston again.

HELL YES

*good* and in the lead. 😬🫣

😮

Do you think the NBA has an entire file of audio clips from every player saying some version of "I'm mic'd up, be cool"?

Look at that classic Miami defense 🥹🔥

CAREER HIGH SNIPER EDRICE BAMONTE ADEBAYO

Ref: "We have no idea what happened and don't feel like checking the replay, so jump ball"