Bald fraud

Every year the worst chuds try to do Harden/Wade talks and every postseason, without fail, Harden fills his diaper

Real Hoop

Was Duren really 1-8 from the field before Cade gifted him 3 straight dunks

Blu's always meant a lot to me. Great interview

I wish I knew some Magic fans to mock

This Celtics collapse is delicious

Nailing every draft pick this decade except the one that looks like a Top 3 error in franchise history is so gutting man

Cannot believe we got another The Kawhi Shot in Toronto

The Heat went 0-5 to this team and thought they could make playoff noise

This makes it less likely that the best prospects in basketball end up on teams with no ability to develop them That’s unequivocally beneficial

The loser franchises sobbing because bottom 3 teams now get penalized in the lottery system have to grow up. Figure out how to improve your team on the margins

Pat Riley every offseason

Hahahahaha

The Heat should trade for the disgruntled Serbian slob

Jacob Rodriguez is so Super Mario-coded

Just gonna call it now: another in an extremely, monumentally long line of Dolphins lineman draft busts

Heat franchise’s putrid stench robs another player of an individual accolade he absolutely earned over his peers

Of course the 2023 Heat ran into the best version of the Jokic Nuggets

Mikal Bridges

Wardell please deliver us better lottery odds tonight

Lfg

Tyler being the all time leading play in scorer is such a beautiful encapsulation of his legacy

Bonus: 14-20 with Tyler Herro

Spo not closing with Ware is so funny

Tyler Herro sinks Miami's season. I could not ask for a better ending

Of course it would be Herro forcing me to watch more of this

Davion Mitchell outperforming Tyler Herro in a do-or-die game is tremendous content

Coby White clearly remembers those Bulls play-in losses

Wiggins is going to put a contender over the hump next year

Nightmare scenario unlocked: Bam out for rest of the season, these yahoos win both play-in games somehow, get swept in the first rd, fatuous front office claims they only got swept because of injuries and team is close

That looks like a very bad Bam injury so all the more reason for the season to end

We have reached the end of this journey. Miami Heat: 29-20 without Tyler Herro 14-19 with Tyler Herro

even I wouldn't have predicted the absolute gulf in record with and without him

I have watched some truly dogshit Heat basketball in my life but this is the first team I can earnestly say has quit on the coach

The Raptors and Magic this entire season to Miami

remember when the Heat played defense

Ok I'll admit Tyler Herro with a clutch block late on Paul George is very very funny

A 57% win pct (43 wins right now) when he doesn't play would put them as the clear 5th seed. They'll be lucky to get to 43 for the season.

31 completely hollow points while down double digits to the worst team in the league

The Miami Heat should be euthanized

The Heat blowing a 21 point lead in a quarter is the safest bet in all of sports