Every time Ware has these drifting games, someone (this time UD) lights a fire under him and he plays spectacularly

Rationally Bam should absolutely not rush back from a toe injury but I truly can’t watch this late game rebounding failure any longer

Jovic has 24-25 Rozier-level yips right now. Just completely lost

Heat Knicks is tied, but has long felt this one is teetering for Miami. Offense has felt unstable all game

Keshad Johnson absolutely stinks

The Dolphins are 2-0 since firing Chris Grier

Everyone’s saying Miami should’ve kicked for 3. Washington gets the ball on a kickoff between the 35-40 yard line (if not worse) instead of the 2 yard line, they get into a much easier FG at bare minimum

Deebo Samuel has been 30 pounds overweight and injured for 4 years and yet has never had a a bad game against the Dolphins

Chris Grier willingly pursued the services of Larry Borom

Still don’t know what Julian Hill does

What a terrible call

Giving Keshad a standard is an absolute colossal F up. That’s not an NBA player

Spoelstra just used his 12th challenge of the season, in game 13. He used 18 challenges all last season!!

Spo calling out Niko’s professionalism is… interesting

The Heat have blown a double-digit lead for the second time this season. 22 blown double-digit leads last season, tied for the most by a team since 1996-97.

The Heat bench almost top to bottom was pretty awful tonight, that was the difference. Get Bam back soon

It is stunning how Miami has no shot at any defensive rebound as long as Bam is injured

Simone Fontecchio is Miami's like, 3rd best defensive rebounder and that isn't great

I have been critical so I have to say that was a tremendous Kel'el Ware game. He missed his first 5 shots but never stopped playing hard throughout facing a tough frontcourt without Bam

AHHHHHH WIG SSNSJHDHSHS

I love this Heat season but this is the worst high leverage rebounding team I’ve ever seen

Actually wasting an all-time running back season. We’re nearing 02 Ricky territory

Have a rotten day, Jordan Poyer. Top 5 least favorite Dolphin

I never gave up on you, Niko

NBA Net Rating has crossed the threshold where it is now more real than noise. This is one of my favorite stats as 20-of-the-past-22 NBA champions finished the regular season top-5 in this stat. CURRENT TOP 5: Thunder +13.9 Nuggets +11.8 Rockets +11.1 Pistons +7.7 Heat +7.3

Danny Brown making an album full of hyperpop songs that would be right at home in a Dance Dance Revolution game is awesome

Just a very underwhelming showing from Ware tonight

Well I got excited for Miami scoring 53 in the first quarter, and I should've anticipated the inevitable regression

Just awful for Spoelstra, thank goodness no one was home

Well the Heat season was fun for 7 games at least

The Heat will legitimately go the rest of my life losing every single game to Denver, usually in a blowout. That is very funny, to me

Keshad Johnson guarding Nikola Jokic

I think the Niko Jovic career arc amounts to: he's a 38% three point shooter, but that 38% is attained via such ridiculous night-to-night shooting variance that he either looks incredible or unplayable with no in-between

The Kel'el Ware inbound hot potato turnover brings back memories of Joel Anthony (derogatory)

Had upper-tier star potential but those injuries left him a shell of himself. Will not miss his near-sacks that turn into 40 yard plays

Wemby 13 pts 5/13 FG 1 TO vs Bam as primary matchup Bam 21 pts 9/15 FG 2 AST vs Wemby as primary matchup

ESPN completely botched their boxscores, its unreadable now

Watching the Spurs play defense is crazy. Even when Wemby is not actively grabbing blocks and rebounds effortlessly with one hand he is just chilling and emitting gravitational forces that simply compel the ball to him

BAM DUNK ON WEMBY

Dolphins and Heat simultaneously having some of the worst calls against them I've ever seen

Another almost-sack for Jaelan Phillips that turns into a huge play for the offense. You'll get them one day, champ

Every number 5 WR the dolphins give a shot to will finish with 3 career receptions and 2 career fumbles

Jaime Jaquez Jr. is +103 through 4 games this season. Per @stathead.com, that's the highest plus-minus to start the season plus-minus was tracked in 1996! Heat have been outscored by 40 points with Jaquez Jr. off court this season.

Hornets came in with 2nd ranked offense at 125.6 according to cleaning the glass. Heat have held them to a 111 offensive rating so far.

Did Jaime Jaquez Jr have severe cholera all of last season

Mike D'anSponi

Watching this and the Waddle touchdown on a loop all night

as it should be, the virtuous and handsome Miami Heat have vanquished the awful rotten bastard heathen new york knicks and the arc of the universe once more bends towards justice