rare bare minimum W from the NYT headline writing department www.nytimes.com/2026/03/24/u...

DHS is younger than Mountain Dew Code Red, we do not need it.

What's the false hope amount that the Heat will cut this lead to before the Spurs decide its over. 12? 8?

Shitter's full

No amount of wanting to play hard and culture can stay with what the Spurs are and are becoming. Either you have the dudes or you don't.

Nah there's a difference in not competing and getting your shit kicked in by a better team. They are currently getting their shit kicked in.

Someone should tell the Heat front office how the Spurs got so good so fast ...

I’m getting close to thinking Wemby should be banned from the league. What the fuck am I watching

What the fuck are you supposed to do about Wembanyama

Pfffff

"What kind of TSA PreCheck Member are you"

Insane thread

Dave, don't be a coward. Make it canon that Snoke looks like that because Kleya beat him with a hammer in 10 ABY.

If Shohei had signed with Braves when he was a free agent his arm would have fallen off and floated back to Japan the long way

Truly perverse stuff

Gator L always a good day

Rudy Gobert Masterclass

Bill Self immediately sent to basketball hell for spamming the fouls to give, justice is swift

Lmao all that fouling by Kansas to let a point guard get a layup with 3 seconds left lol

huh. #time_flies ⌛

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

We're making tourism great again by deploying our most alcoholic child molesters to America's glorious airports

Heat Reddit would have you believe he doesn't suck shit and they've never been more wrong about anyone. Get him and his baby arms off my damn team man.

Do you think the Starcruiser lovers get mad every time a new Jenny Nicholson video drops?

That defense by Bam on KD to force this miss. MAN

Heat really wasted 32-21-4 game from Bam. I hate it here.

That's a rough loss

They both suck.

Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.

The thing about people being mad their friends are having a wedding during March Madness is that college basketball sucks. Like how much do you hate your friends?

When IT happens and people celebrate, we’re going to be chided endlessly by pearl clutchers.

That site doesn't exist actually sorry

The irony of this is that Mueller definitely found some guilty ass people in his report, but by refusing to prosecute himself and leaving it to Congress, he ensured Trump could get away with this lie bsky.app/profile/pale...

Mark Mitchell looks like Temu RJ Barrett

Henderson got ball before he got arm.

Refs did that thing where they call the ball out on the wrong team instead of a foul and Jai Lucas caught it. Should be Hurricanes ball.

Chuck Norris jokes were the first memes that people who weren't funny could join in on. A true harbinger.

Panthers still own Canada

Luka pretty good at hoops huh

they should send giannis to an expansion team just for being annoying. get ready to learn supersonic buddy

The beautiful game

if you’re already missing the sight of grim baseball players who exhibit no joy while playing and who seem to feel entitled to a championship and nothing less then may I introduce you to the New York Yankees

This is AIPAC's first public acknowledgement of its #IL09, saying the group is disappointed with Laura Fine's defeat, but "especially proud to help defeat Abughazaleh."

The U.S. finished seventh in the tournament in slugging, behind Australia.

You hate to drop game 1, but I was proud of the way our guys fought and I still like our chances. - Mark DeRosa postgame