Boy, maybe the Cubs actually WILL lose the first wild card spot!

Sigh

I’m sorry to learn that @dennycarter.bsky.social is two sports behind DeepThroat Videos on this website. I may have to cancel my BFT subscription because of this.

Big Seiya Suzuki guy, me.

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO

Has it ever been more over for anyone?

close enough

A live podcast?! In *THIS* economy?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9Wp...

Dudes rock.

Time for a #PULSECHECK! What is ONE WORD to describe how you feel about the Miami Dolphins right now?

I love what Russell Wilson is doing out there. The results aren't there yet, admittedly, but the process—sprinting in place for four seconds and then throwing the ball off the goal post at 107mph—is sound. Stay the course. This is for sure going to work.

This is the dumbest football game I’ve seen in a bit and I cheer for the Dolphins.

What is Russell Wilson even doing?

The NFL just collectively went insane!

Happy non-Dolphins NFL Sunday to ya, folks.

Nailed it.

18 plays. 93 yards. 10 minutes, twenty-six seconds. Touchdown. Incredible drive by UCF to kill off Bill Belichick’s UNC Tar Heels.

THREE POINTS FOR THE REDS!

I do love Bruno Fernandes.

United have a two-goal lead, but now 10 on 10, it feels like a loss is still on the table.

Oh no, Casemiro wyd bruv

Having a very hard time coming to terms with the fact that I’m actually enjoying a game of football featuring Manchester United.

MANCHESTER UNITED ARE ALIVE IN THE SUPERUNKNOWN

A FIRST HALF GOAL FOR MANCHESTER UNITED

If Man United can’t win a home game when the opponent has the goalkeeper sent off 4 minutes in, I don’t know if they can do anything right.

Wrexham dub!

Don’t do this, Wrexham…

this exists it is called thinking

OH MY GOODNESS, JOSH WINDASS

We love our emphatic Windass, don’t we, folks?

This is a very good start to the second half for Wrexham!

My 8yo son insisted we run a 5k today. I told him if we do it, he has to finish. He didn’t have to run the whole time, but he had to finish the race. He agreed. So we did it. 51:12. Super fucking proud.

The Best of W.C. Fields

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

To all the comedians who stood for free speech in the face of wokeness

Joe Rose on Tua: "Tua can't make all the throws you need to make, for the weapons you have. You got too much horsepower for that guy to drive. He can't drive the car, it's got too much horsepower. He can't handle it."

Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.

So on one hand….this really isn’t his fault. But on the other….he did seem to ride hard for Tua during the extension talks.

The Dolphins have started 0-3 eight times before this year. The best they ever finished in those seasons is 7-9.

First Sieler, then Tua. Big mistakes in big spots. Same Old Dolphins.

lmao

Tua missing in a big spot? Impossible.

So incredibly predictable.

If you had any fleeting hope that Miami would actually win this game, that mistake should just about extinguish it.

Aaaaaand there's the mistake.

The Dolphins being tied with the Bills in the 4th quarter counts as a win. Those are the rules.

lmao this fucking team

Can't have that penalty there. Brutal from Jonah.

Just run the fucking ball, man.