Empanada Jones
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WEMBY, WTF
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🏆🏆- Meli✨
about 8 hours ago
the last 8 min will be played with swords✨
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Oh buddy
about 8 hours ago
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SABRES
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Ooof, that looked like a penalty to me
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Marlins?!
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Once again,
#FuckyouBaldRefs
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about 12 hours ago
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Never seen a Soccer Circumcision before
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about 13 hours ago
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
about 13 hours ago
it's right there in the name
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Better Things Are Possible
about 15 hours ago
Live shot of me paying my taxes
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Hedonist Bear
about 16 hours ago
Rest in piss, you putrid fuck
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
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James Robison, televangelist and Life Outreach International founder, dies
Televangelist James Robison, founder of Life Outreach International, has died at 82, his ministry confirmed.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2026/05/18/james-robison-televangelist-dies/90140088007/
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If Democrats or anyone running to be a Dem, isn’t promising full seizure of money, assets, and prosecuting everyone responsible for the current mess, then I don’t know where we go from here.
about 17 hours ago
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🏆🏆 Ms. Mambo 🐀
about 17 hours ago
Anton Lundell is nice.
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jamelle
1 day ago
this is such a great encapsulation of what the various factions of the reactionary right want. i might add that they envision themselves as slave masters and the rest of us, in one way or another, as their slaves.
betterdonkey.substack.com/p/the-vra-wa...
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Im so crossfaded, I couldn’t believe Buffalo scored 8
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This Habs/Sabres game has been
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Austin Powers: Hairy Chest Reveal
ALT: Austin Powers: Hairy Chest Reveal
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SFDB
2 days ago
"The University of Chicago will provide free tuition to students of families earning less than $250,000 a year, creating one of the most generous financial-aid offers in the nation..." For families with incomes of less than $125K, food, housing and fees will also be free. 👏👏
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University of Chicago Waives Tuition for Families Making Under $250,000
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Habs/Sabres
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David Harbour (Jim Hopper) Relaxing
ALT: David Harbour (Jim Hopper) Relaxing
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The Women's Game
3 days ago
After an illustrious career with the Blues, Millie Bright says goodbye to Stamford Bridge & Chelsea 🔵 🎥: SkySportsWSL
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MB 🔥🙌🏻🐬🐱
2 days ago
8 runs in the 10th inning is crazy lol
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Bruh
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2 days ago
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This is, unequivocally, 100% correct. I remember when they tried to tell a Cuban bakery they couldn’t sell cafecito’s, and then were forced to eat shit
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ArtButMakeItSports
3 days ago
Blue Flower, by Georgia O’Keeffe, 1918 (rotated), 📸 by
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Just finished some work and saw the score; not surprised but was really hoping for a win
3 days ago
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Fuck this ref
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The Women's Game
3 days ago
IN HER FINAL GAME FOR CHELSEA, SAM KERR BECOMES THE JOINT ALL-TIME TOP GOAL SCORER IN ALL COMPETITIONS 🔵
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SFDB
3 days ago
The Miami Herald is reporting tonight that Danny Serfer's Blue Collar restaurant in Miami's Edgewater neighborhood is closing this Sunday after 12 years. Lots and lots of great meals at the old location but I never made it to the new place where they've been for the past 2 years. Damn.
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Patrick Johnston 🇨🇦
3 days ago
Kudos to the NHL for doing this
www.tsn.ca/nhl/article/...
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Golden Knights docked second-round pick for violating media regulations
The National Hockey League announced a stiff penalty for the Vegas Golden Knights on Friday a day after the team failed to make head coach John Tortorella to the media following its 5-1 win over the A...
https://www.tsn.ca/nhl/article/golden-knights-docked-second-round-pick-for-violating-media-regulations/
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Rob Slater
3 days ago
They have not learned their lesson. Take another pick.
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NBA
4 days ago
As we honor the sixth year of the NBA Social Justice Champion award, join us in recognizing Bam Adebayo, Harrison Barnes, Jaylen Brown, Tobias Harris, and Larry Nance Jr. as the finalists for the 2025-26 season.
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This game has the juice
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jamelle
5 days ago
this truly is the thing that makes the united states exceptional, and right wingers hate it so much they want to destroy it
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
5 days ago
[strokes sadly to the east, strokes sadly to the west]
soultracks.com/clarence-car...
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"Patches" and "Strokin'" hitmaker Clarence Carter dies
(May 14, 2026) Most soul music fans can’t remember a time when Clarence Carter wasn’t there. From his monster hitmaking days in the 60s and early 70s to his decades as one of the elder statesmen of So...
https://soultracks.com/clarence-carter-dies/
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Atanasio!!!
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5 days ago
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TSN
5 days ago
The Edmonton Oilers have relieved Kris Knoblauch of his coaching duties, per Ryan Rishaug.
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Well, fuckin’ sheeeit
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josh houtz
5 days ago
the
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have extended star RB de’Von achane
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SPAZ
6 days ago
Where were you on January 6th?
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🏆🏆 Ms. Mambo 🐀
6 days ago
I would like to bring back my 1988 Toyota Tercel 5-speed two door coupe. With better wheels, of course.
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If I could buy a car from the 90’s, it’d be this baby
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Craig Pittman
6 days ago
Angered by their lying language games, federal judge orders a
#Florida
wildlife official and attorneys for the state to pay legal fees in a wrongful termination suit filed by a biologist fired over Charlie Kirk comments.
www.tallahassee.com/story/news/s...
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Florida official, lawyers penalized in Charlie Kirk firing case
A federal judge in Florida ordered a wildlife official and attorneys to pay legal fees for 'false' testimony in a Charlie Kirk-related firing case.
https://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/state/2026/05/12/charlie-kirk-lawsuit-brings-sanctions-for-florida-judge-orders/90049659007/?utm_source=ptal-DailyBriefing&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=daily-briefing&utm_term=Content%20List%20-%20Stacking%20-%20optimized&utm_content=1558TD-E-NLETTER65
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Pop Crave
6 days ago
Happy 76th birthday to the legendary Stevie Wonder.
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SFDB
6 days ago
"Companies hired by the state of Florida to operate the Alligator Alcatraz detention center were notified Tuesday afternoon that the facility is being shut down, with the remaining 1,400 detainees expected to be removed in the coming weeks..." "...the last detainee will leave in June..."
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Florida's "Alligator Alcatraz" detention center to close as soon as June, sources say
The closure comes amid escalating operating costs for the facility, which are now estimated to total nearly $1 billion.
https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-alligator-alcatraz-closure-june-2026/
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Parker Molloy
7 days ago
Checking in on the San Francisco Giants outfielders...
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Phil Lewis
6 days ago
Jason Collins, the NBA's first openly gay player who has served as a global ambassador for the sport, has died from brain cancer, his family said. He was 47
www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
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Damn.
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7 days ago
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Cool
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While Xabi is cool, I still don’t understand why Boehly thought it was best to fire Maresca. The club has been a mess and Todd hasnt helped
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
7 days ago
assimilate with Tommy Tuberville's culture (losing by sixty to Oklahoma State at home)
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