Empanada Jones
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Guaperia full time
If you don’t like Sade, fuck you.
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John Shirley
about 13 hours ago
yeah I don't have access to the full article I just wanted to share the headline and subhead
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Officials showed off a robo-bus in D.C. It got hit by a Tesla driver.
A Beep automated shuttle bus displayed by the U.S. Department of Transportation in D.C. this week got into a collision with a driver on H Street.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/transportation/2026/01/16/robo-bus-tesla-collision-dc/
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Mina Kimes
about 16 hours ago
As we discussed on
@viewerpod.bsky.social
, the fact all of this was included is proof that Rapaport was not only despised by the cast, but also the producers lol
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jamelle
about 20 hours ago
big strong savvy gavin newsom apparently doesn’t even have the wherewithal to stand up to ben “i have never satisfied a woman in my life” shapiro
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I am definitely leaving this piece of shit state. The beauty of its woods and coastal area’s no longer outweigh whatever this bullshit is.
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about 18 hours ago
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
about 18 hours ago
this is what killed Ray Liotta (died of happiness)
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Zito laughing a little too hard for my liking
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1 day ago
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Maga thinks that Maduro is going to “give up” Soros, the stealing if the 2020 election, etc; the dumbest people on the planet live in the U. S.
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Rob Slater
1 day ago
Oh my GOD. You loser.
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Mr Natural
2 days ago
#BOTD
1913. Remembering actor Lioyd Bridges. (d.1998)
#Filmsky
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Craig Pittman
3 days ago
Game warden Guy Bradley gave his life to save the
#Florida
Everglades' tropical birds, becoming one of the environmental movement’s first martyrs
bittersoutherner.com/issue-no12/p...
via
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Plume — THE BITTER SOUTHERNER
A Tale of Murder & Martyrdom in the Everglades
https://bittersoutherner.com/issue-no12/plume-a-tale-of-murder-martyrdom-in-the-everglades?utm_source=The%20Bitter%20News&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=1%2F14%20-%20%28Wed%29%20Plume%20%2801KEW0Y9WDHK6CBVH4H0AHD5AH%29&_kx=_NSznMXdMrzOC_7ZwNP7AyW8c18nd5p_cbeDsSRIv58.VmuhCx
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Time to visit the Glades
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2 days ago
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NicBucher
2 days ago
He finally did something good for a manufacturer worker.
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Honestly relieved the fins did not hire Harbaugh
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onion person
2 days ago
the left is winning the massive light reflective chud sunglasses demographic in the national divorce
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@Lane_
2 days ago
Fuck these sick assholes
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
3 days ago
you, needing the light of prime Stone Cold Steve Austin: we could never overthrow a government me, having received the light of prime Stone Cold: every Monday night for five years straight this nation cheered a man beating the shit out of his boss, we are ready
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL6N...
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"Stone Cold" Steve Austin infiltrates Mr. McMahon's hospital room: Raw, Oct. 5, 1998
YouTube video by WWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL6ND8PfJQ0
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ICE spotted at La Carreta in Intl. Mall
3 days ago
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This whole place is cooked
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3 days ago
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God bless that guy
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3 days ago
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🏆🏆 Ms. Mambo 🐀
3 days ago
🫡
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mfr24
4 days ago
Erik Spoelstra is now the active longest-tenured head coach of a North American professional sports franchise
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Florida Museum of Natural History
4 days ago
“We had to go on a rescue mission and get as many fossils out as possible, and we got a lot of them,” Lazaro said. Story:
www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/science/pale...
A friendly competition between colleagues revealed an unusual story about hutias, giant barn owls & burrowing bees in a Caribbean cave.
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Paleontologists find first bee nest fossils made inside fossilized bones
Key points Paleontologists working in a cave on the Caribbean island of Hispaniola have discovered the first known instance of ancient bees nesting inside preexisting fossil cavities. Burrowing ...
https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/science/paleontologists-find-first-bee-nest-fossils-made-inside-fossilized-bones/
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derek guy
4 days ago
new rose garden sign is giving "kitchen nightmares"
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jamelle
4 days ago
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SFDB
4 days ago
"A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department." 👀
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Whistleblower drops 'largest ever' ICE leak to unmask agents: 'The last straw'
A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach fo...
https://www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-data-leak/
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Dolphin Pilot
4 days ago
Scott Adams’s wife after being married two years and a day
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More Perfect Union
4 days ago
Home ownership is now inaccessible for about 75% of U.S. households that aspire to buy a house, according to the National Association of Home Builders.
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Jesus fucking christ, I will deface that fucking sign everyday
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4 days ago
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Wesley
5 days ago
lmaoooooooooooo tell them to eject us if they can 😂
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🏆🏆 Ms. Mambo 🐀
5 days ago
When the Heat start the third quarter with a lead
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Smoked a bird 🦃
5 days ago
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Rob Slater
5 days ago
Long live the Somali aunties. Long live samosas. May they outlive ICE by thousands of years.
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DUVAAAAAAAAAALLL
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A reminder- DHS/FBI/ICE/BP/DEA/POLICE are all homegrown terrorist organizations. They will never be on the public’s side.
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6 days ago
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Pablo Torre
6 days ago
Really cool to see our episode with
@msjpauly.bsky.social
recognized by
@glaad.bsky.social
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glaad.org/glaad-celebr...
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6 days ago
Well, 😔 Miami legend. RIP. I know a lot of people who learned English (even Spanish) because of him.
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¿Que Pasa, USA? on Instagram: "Rest in peace Manolo Villaverde, our Pepe Peña To all of us, he wasn’t just a character—he was everyone’s Cuban father, guiding us with humor, love, and unforgettable wi...
6,686 likes, 506 comments - quepasa_usa on January 10, 2026: "Rest in peace Manolo Villaverde, our Pepe Peña To all of us, he wasn’t just a character—he was everyone’s Cuban father, guiding us with hu...
https://www.instagram.com/p/DTWT4pSjbda/?igsh=NnhvMTRtcXM3aG1z
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This game, holy hell
6 days ago
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Carolina!!!
6 days ago
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I think Im gonna root for the Jaguars- I want those jorted freaks to win one too, and complete the Florida Holy Trinity
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We have a game
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jamelle
7 days ago
i have written this a few times now but the reason JD Vance spends all day posting is that they barely tolerate his presence in the white house and have locked him out of every decision of consequence. he is basically unemployed
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josh houtz
7 days ago
this might be what it takes to break the curse of the tequesta
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IMO- killing Americans and immediately calling the fallen domestic terrorists” will lead to an armed republic to resist at some point, and everyone responsible will have deserved it.
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SFDB
7 days ago
Guys suited up like they're going into Kandahar when three female members of Congress show up. ICE is an embarrassment to America in so many different ways.
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Everyone picking IU for the national title- just the way we like it!
#GoCanes
7 days ago
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I won’t forget Oregon fans talking all that shit about Mario and the program the last few years.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
7 days ago
The way Indiana’s receivers fight in single coverage, goddamn
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Duuuuude. Mendoza throwing fucking dimes
7 days ago
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Indiana is gewd.
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