Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

Happy Thanksgiving y’all!

Finally got service- wrapped up my annual thanksgiving breakfast in the glades. I’ll have some pictures for y’all later

High as hell, flipping through Heat, Panthers, and a Jackie Chan flick

Explain the NBA Cup to me like I'm 5

Both with a CL dub under their belt- the battle for London will be nuts this Sunday @spazzzy.bsky.social apologies for anything I may type, regarding Arsenal

JD Vance is like if god reanimated a long wet fart into a terrestrial being.

Finished with work- let the all-you-can-eat long weekend begin

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

😭😭😭

Justin Sourdif is 23 years old and played his 27th NHL game last night. He did it as the Caps' second line center, with two assists while defending the Blue Jackets' top line. "We just overlook it and go, ‘Oh, okay, that’s normal.’ But that’s not normal." www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2025/...

UP THE CHELS, BABYYYY!!!

THATS RIGHT

THATS A GOAL YOU FUCKING WHORE

Netooo wooo so close baby

ESTEVAOOOOO

Cucurella all-time hair club starting eleven member

Dear Stephen A,

I swear to god, every Reece shot feels like it’s gonna go in

Omfg not again bro

GET IN THERE, BABYYYYYY

Jesus Neto, what the fuck was that

God dammit, Chelsea pls stay onside

FUUUUUCK

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He’s tall and already got great pancake technique- he could bulk up and play LT for the Fins

We 🚲

GUS BUS

Jesus christ, BOTH posts

BENNY

I still love Vinny

JESPER!!!

I used a new recipe for the office potluck this year, using an onion roux as the base for the sauce instead of cream of mushroom soup, and toasted almonds & panko for the topping.

That was fun while it lasted

AJ

Just got mine and omfg this thing is BEAUTIFUL

No Dolphins football today.

Turns out missing eight guys might be a problem.

Oh so it’s gonna be that kind of game. 🙃

Fuck

LETS GOOOO

The entire second half commentary from these announcers making it worse and worse. I’ve never seen anything like this where the entire conversation is about how a team looks. Not a sport.

IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH LOUIS

Of course every pivotal moment in this game is put in the hands of these incompetent officials and they find a way to make this game as dumb as humanly possible.

These refs need to go back to ref school

FPL all of a sudden asking my MIL for a deposit? She’s lived in that house forever and hasnt missed a payment. They want $400 fucking dollars by the 17th of December, right before Christmas. This happening to anyone else?

Bruh, how the fuck is Pedrito Martinez 51 years old 😭😭 ain’t no way

Oh and..