I didn’t expect to wake up to some freaky ass RFK sex poetry but here we are.

Zohran has had a really good year and if Arsenal wanna add to that by winning some titles I think it would be very cool of them.

Fist bumps make the world a better place. 🤜🤛

I didn’t know Wicker Park had haters. It’s a 2004 ass movie with people hooking up to a fire soundtrack.

Yes. They were married with 3 kids.

Haven’t had it in couple of years but it’s much better than I remember it.

100% Agree, Rachel Sennott.

@weirdalf.bsky.social www.instagram.com/p/DRNoU6SAVD...

LONG DISTANCE KEEPER CHIP FOR THE DAGGER! VAMOS SCOTLAND!!!

KIERAN TIERNEYYY!!!!!!! ARSENALLL LEGEND!!!!

Denmark/Scotland is popping off! Get back in there, Scotland!

Reminds me of the dinner scene from Step Brothers when the dad is all giddy about Derek.

One of the biggest matches of the season and we’re partnering with a great charity. Please help out if you can. 🔴⚪️

SCENES! 🇮🇪

Never doubted the lads. (I didn’t watch 1 minute of the game) #FinsUp 🐬

I was putting up Christmas lights and having a decent day. I am no longer having a decent day.

Can’t say no to a holiday Guinness.

Keanu is awful in Dracula but everyone else absolutely crushes so it doesn’t even matter.

Griezmann to Inter Miami rumors kicking up again in 3 … 2 …

I was half-watching an old movie but only paid attention because they kept mentioning a guy named Martinelli.

gooners watching calafiori in action

What fresh hell awaits us today?

I wanna beat their asses just for coffee. You know how many times my mom has called me to yell about the price of coffee?!

Might have to settle for a knockoff but I’ve been in the hunt for this jacket for years.

I need to start saying NO at bourbon tastings. 🤕

Josh Allen:

FINS UP!!! FUCK YOU, BUFFALO!!!

“I don’t like this pass at all.” Yeah no shit. Fucking dumb attempt.

Goddamn what a punt!

Bro that looked like all of us olds playing football on Thanksgiving morning.

We’re up 16-0 at the half and I’m so scared to get excited about that.

#FinsUp 🐬

Liverpool are straight up basura!

My wife surprised me early with this advent calendar. Can’t wait to get into it on December 1st.

Man City vs Liverpool

If Arteta had seen my DM about subs we definitely win that match.

Did Elon just use Grok to recreate Shannyn Sossamon?

At some shit bar in West Boca.

I didn’t know who Jeanine Pirro was until a couple of years ago but she immediately reminded me of Joan Callamezzo from Parks & Rec.

Dolphins:

If you partied in Miami around this time then you remember getting them for free at some bars/clubs. www.instagram.com/reel/DQaJVfH...

Get Saka off the pitch, man.

MERINO ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

STAR MAN!!!

I was making light of this because we have some depth but how does this keep happening?!

I’m trying to listen to Rose Byrne on Armchair Expert but Dax continues to be sooo annoying.

DOINK!

The baseball is baseballing.