😂😂😂

Calafiori is so unserious.

ONE. MORE. MATCH.

I went for a walk to calm my nerves and now I’m just nervous AND sweaty.

Don’t be putting me in your green circle if I’m not gonna be seeing crazy shit. My boy just posted a green story and it’s just an Arsenal post. That’s not what it’s for!

Arsenal.

I didn’t have enough cash for the cigarette machine at the bar and someone offered me a red.

“HIS NAME IS DAN…”

Sundays Only @ Over Under. Flagler St Bakery. Medianoche Croissant is 🤤.

I’m not even kidding when I say my accountant looks exactly like one of my favorite pitchers of all time.

Just throwing some mean ass comments to anyone posting that new Drake. Fuck outta here with that shit.

THAT FRIDAY FEELING! Have a good weekend, Gooners! We keep it rolling on Monday against Burnley. #COYG @arsenalamerica.bsky.social

I’m very much over that “NEED TO BUY EVERY JERSEY” part of my life. I definitely understand those old guys wearing the most faded, worn out shit.

Not seeing too many Ws but to quote our tailgate DJ: WE UNDEFEATED IN THE PARKING LOT!

I’m enjoying Something Bad Is Going To Happen. Creepy vibe. The girl looks like Dua Lipa and then we get a surprise Victoria Pedretti appearance.

I’ve been cheating on Pollo Tropical with La Granja. They still have the sauce bar AND they have those spicy marinated onions. Pollo been slipping.

Palace straight up turned into pumpkins after 25 minutes.

We’ll handle it ourselves.

Where were you on January 6th?

My homie recommended Black Sails. I saw it was on Prime. Watched E1. Good enough let me go to E2. “You need to add the Starz package to watch the rest of this series.”

Benny Blanco. 😢 Take my knee. Small price to pay for the double.

There would be no Days of Thunder without Top Gun. This is a theory I just made up but I’m sticking with it.

I think I hate everyone on Euphoria except Maddy and Rosalia.

I’d have done all that crazy shit for Shannyn Sossamon as well.

Arsenal.

I wanna learn Tagalog just to gossip with Princess and Perlah.

how do you grow up a frenchman in france & not support arsene and thierry's team 😒

I just found out that slenderman guy on the basketball Spurs is French and he threw shade at Arsenal. Slenderman guy is now my enemy.

Liverpool vs Chelsea

Any time I get more than 7 likes I know the rest are straight up bots.

X GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU! We on the board!

My friends sending me beer pics from the golf course and the pool while I’m arguing with the accounting department is not what I consider a good Friday.

Unknowingly watched 2 Colman Domingo movies in 1 week.

I love Hacks sooo much.

Liam Hicks! My Dawg!

Suburban sprawl, explained:

Villa beating the shit out of Forest.

9/3 WPB. LOCKED IN, MS. WILLIAMS.

I once tried to make a TSA agent laugh with this. They did not laugh at this.

“BIG. BA-DA-BOOM.”

I hate Kash Patel but Woodford is a decent bourbon.

OH MY GOD INVESTIGATE THIS GUY!!!

How do PSG get a FK from that? That’s an awful call!

Calafiori with “El Tiburon” and Gyokeres with “Cafe Con Ron”. The key to the title push might be spanish music.

You guys wanna watch Ryan Gosling as a teacher with a drug problem?

CL FINALS BOUND BABYYY!!! LETS FUCKING GOOO!!!

Oh wow they acknowledged Goku has been getting wrecked all match.

REF! RED!

GET THE FUCKKKKKKKK IN!!!