As a diehard member of CONCACAF, I am upset with this Canadian performance.

I know the Morocco pavilion at Epcot popping off.

The lady at the bakery asked me why I was crying. Really difficult explaining to an old Cuban woman how much a 31 year old Belgian guy means to my futbol club.

And this. I learned more about America from Richard Linklader and Cameron Crowe than any of my teachers.

Your annual reminder.

This is a Rizzo home.

Ugh chanting for their cunt of a goalkeeper.

Futbol Giveth. Futbol Taketh. 😔

The way I celebrated that goal, you’d think it was Reiss Nelson against Bournemouth 😅

AGGHHHHHHH CABO VERDEEEE

I saw a post saying futbol fans always seem angry but THIS is why.

Okay we all saw that foul right?!

Infantino about to be in the refs ear. Expect some fuckery.

Enzo Fernandez when he gets fouled

GRANDE CABO VERDE!!!!

Wait, go back to Shakira!

I’m super surprised they’re not delaying the KO but fuck it we ball.

This scene always cracks me up because I’ve been there so many times.

Salah had Ryan crab walking. Sheesh.

My wife did that Verizon/Betty La Fea commercial. Didn’t realize it would be getting played so much.

Own Goal strikes again!

SOCCEROOS!!! 🦘🦘🦘

In honor of Captain Quint I’m gonna drink a bunch of Narragansett this weekend.

QUEEN 💅

Me on Monday:

As always

FUTBOL MOTHERFUCKER!!! I LOVE THIS SHIT!!!

EWWW BRO. THIS MATCH SUCKS.

SOFT ASS PEN!

CROATIA!!!

This game is done. Go back to Penelope Cruz and Rosalia.

Penelope Cruz AND Rosalia?!

Legend has it he’s still creepin’ up on the ball.

The lead singer of Mana posting a video response to Liam Gallagher is hilarious. “Ubicate, guey!”

Key is under the mat. ❤️🤍

Jaws was playing when we got home. So fucking ready for the weekend.

HOLY SHIT!!!! FUTBOLLLL!!!

SENEGOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

Poor Benny Blanco. My man needs a vacation.

Wow. Hate Harry but gotta clap that. Brilliant.

DR Congo keeper has stopped absolute rockets and gives up a super mid Kane header. That’s futbol, baby.

DR Congo keeper is on one!

Going back to the possible Kane penalty … I don’t think I’ve ever seen a ref do the little diving hand motion. That shit was hilarious.

This keeper wanna replace Kepa?

This was a really great win. ❤️

Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to those who celebrate!

The stadium is playing Christian Nodal during the hydration break. Mexico about to score 1 more.

I love closing my rings doing stupid shit. I cracked open a Modelo and hit my “daily fitness goal”.

I’m an A1 hater but this dude has been pretty silly and making me laugh during the tournament.

I love Telemundo taking jabs at Fox. “Welcome everyone who does not speak Spanish. It’s okay. You are welcome.”