Genuinely don’t know what’s real anymore.

Harbaughs smell.

Here’s what I found out: *It was Patron tequila *The bottle was sent from the owner from his suite to Kittle after he requested it *That bottle is now empty

Thank you, Sal Saperstein! The Studio wins Best TV Comedy at the #GoldenGlobes

When the doctor pushes it to the side and asks me to cough

#Fairbanks #Alaska at -30F protests against ICE. We remember Renee Good and the many, many hurt and stolen. Standing here loving cold, not murder, not abductions, and not vice.

Trump regime ICE forces going door to door raiding innocent people’s homes in the United States. #3E #goodvsevil #JusticeForGood

“these two teams haven’t won a playoff game since 2019”… are we supposed to feel sorry for them?

Glazer going in early… “Lot of A-listers in the room, and by that I mean people on *a* list that has been heavily redacted.’” “CBS News, America’s best place to C BS news.”

Me: “Steve Martin was a prop comic” My Wife: “What the hell are you talking about?” I guess she doesn’t get the show.

Friend of mine said he looks like the kid from Elf and I can’t unsee it now

Long live the Somali aunties. Long live samosas. May they outlive ICE by thousands of years.

Can’t believe I have to buy this shit so hopefully none of my kids’ classmates get kidnapped by my government.

“You’re not going to touch my baby” coming out of tony romo’s mouth wasn’t expected

Mike McDaniel’s Dolphins had Bills fans calling in OSHA complaints after losing a game, I can never hate him.

FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now? Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests? Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face

dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂

I love Danny Welbeck. Glad to see him still kicking ass

BREAKING: Staggering scenes as brave Iranians stand up to their illegitimate government in Tehran... um, hang on, I'm being told this is actually Minneapolis. Forget I said anything...

Does Lianne Sanderson need to tell us whether she thinks a player is a great player or not any time she mentions them?

KING KAI!

PUT STUTTER PENALTIES IN THE BIN.

Just kick the fucking ball

Martinelli bro

Me: wow what a game last night My boyfriend keeping me humble: *presses play*

Peep Portsmouth supporter in a Marlins hat 😎

You're welcome to call Martinell-Bradley a disgrace, Ms. Announcer. And I'm welcome to call you a disgrace for blowing it so tremendously out of proportion. You narrative peddling hack.

The British have these too!?!? 😂😂

“You always doing this Scott. You cheated the Pacers all the way throughout out the Finals last year. Don’t cheat me, dumbass.” — Jason Kidd to Scott Foster 😳 (via Mavs Highlights) #NBA

The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!" The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."

Deceased.

“These fans have waited 15 years for a playoff victory” oh boo fucking hoo

Goodness Caleb Williams is a monster

Same as it ever was

Remember too: Illegally crossing the US border is a misdemeanor. All this for fucking misdemeanors.

ICE agent seems to say “you don’t even know her!” That’s right, motherfucker. Welcome to humanity.

Feels like a good day to wear this one out and about

Absolutely insane that my life has become texting with local church pastors to try and find a safe place to hold an emergency meeting for parents at my kid’s’ preschool to figure out how to respond to the federal government kidnapping neighbors.

Big shout to Canes hoops starting the year 14-2

Philadelphia Sheriff Rochelle Bilal warns ICE: "No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested". "Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".

You don’t see the Proud Boys in their stupid little collared shirts because they’re in fatigues now

Rendered fat is a tasty little treat that should absolutely not be used in every meal

i must remind everyone that before the dolphins ever even had a GM in place, albert breer reported that the two names that could shake shit up were stefanski & harbaugh. not sure where that report came from, but someone in the #dolphins organization likes this dude -- & rightfully so.

The president of @thenation.com (who happens to be a Yankee fan) on a GOP candidate for Congress in TX-21 (who happens to have played first base for the Yankees).

Dave Mathews took time on his birthday today to speak out on ICE and the murder of Renee Nicole Good 🔥….HBD Dave! "Renee Nicole Good, murdered in the streets. He shot her three times in the head. Murdered in cold blood. These people are trying to tell us not to believe what we see. F*ck ICE"

US protesters shot fireworks at the hotel where ICE agents are staying at in Minneapolis. They also played loud music and banged on windows. #ReneeNicoleGood #ReneeGood #3E #EndImpunity

"It's shameful that the government can come out and lie about what happened when there's video and witnesses who have all come out and disputed what the government is saying." Warriors coach Steve Kerr was asked about the ICE shooting in Minneapolis. Here are his full comments:

Cowards up and down the timeline

What was he cooking

Escape From Dickov