This has got to be the comedy penalty of 2026.

Come to think of it, everything went pear-shaped when this alternate timeline was created 🤔

A little TL cleanse, Watch until the end 😂😂😂 via fulofsin [ig]

I guess we’re not allowed to see any more matches in person again. Sorry folks. 😣

We made it! 🤞🤞

Haha Mikel Arteta asking Art de Roché to switch to his regular seat 😂 #Arsenal 🔴⚪ @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social

This was within eyeshot of Olympic Stadium, and also contained a couple pieces of West Ham memorabilia, so I think we deserve a little credit for the result.

As seen at the V&A East Storehouse 🤩

Tickets secured! Praying for a win otherwise it's gonna be a rather expensive way to feel misery and to experience my child have a very public meltdown. 🙏🙏🙏

Just arrived in London after 5 nights in Paris. Still desperately searching for a pair of tickets to the Bournemouth game if anyone has any leads. 🙏

One year ago today. IYKYK

He did so much after that horrendous injury, but there's no doubt it had repercussions on his fitness for the rest of his career. I always liked how he wanted to play the game, and boy did he give us some great moments. Good luck!

gabriel martinelli only remembering he's brazilian in cup competitions is crazy ngl

Incredible footage from a United Airlines flight of the Artemis II launch.

The only positive for me is that's now two games in a row where we've lost and my son didn't have a complete and utter meltdown, sobbing and dropping f bombs like he typically does when we draw or lose. The Arsenal are slowly dimming the bright lights in his young eyes. Mwah ah ah. 🙃

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so these injury returns aren’t actual injury returns right? right‽

My first Vogue India byline is a story about the lovely Aman Dosanj. From the first South Asian woman to represent Southampton, Arsenal, and England at any level to professional chef. www.vogue.in/content/aman...

What a through ball 😮‍💨

Actress Kate Mara describing how painful it is being an Arsenal fan

A couple of @poorlydrawnarsenal.com oldies but goodies in my camera roll from 5 years ago today.

F*ck this guy. Mikel had better have this on loop in the lead up to the game at the Etihad 🤬

I blame Chappell Roan.

Besides losing 3-0 at home today, Igor Tudor fond out *during the match* that his father has passed away. I really feel for him. Sigh...

Was pressured into inviting a friend and his kids over to our home to watch the final. Friend is an Arsenal fan, but his kids were feral disinterested animals who made the watch a terrible experience. Also reluctantly did some day drinking and now I feel like shit. I am a miserable misanthrope.

Y’all are playing with karma laughing at that lot. 😭🤐

We were out to dinner tonight and this guy at the table next to us was rocking an Arsenal jacket, so I went up to his table and stood there doing the Gyökeres celebration. It took him 10 seconds before he noticed me, but his two friends saw me right away and stared at me like I was fucking crazy 😂

Ugh I didn’t know there was a game today. I didn’t set my FPL team! 😩

Benjamin was all of us, innit. 😯😂

Eze asked about his injury here and says he's going to be okay (19:15 mark) 🙏 youtu.be/_9bqljnr3F4?...

"I thought he was an Arsenal fan"

Once a Gunner… 😂

Time for everyone to show the proper respect and use his full name, Eberechi Lukas Podolski Eze. That man can wallop a football.

It's the celebration for me 😤

46 shots since Saturday.

City deserves to go out with Pep dressed like that.

What a save. Jayzus.

Brilliant finish! 💥💥

Holy Eze

Unbelievable comeback. The narrative of Gyökeres vs Sporting/Suarez is irresistible. Need to do the business today 🙏

As a Manchester United fan I rightly expect absolutely no sympathy for the abject state of my club. I will also say: Wenger's Arsenal overwhelmed Manchester United fair and square, while Chelsea and Manchester City didn't, and football as a whole is still paying a huge price for that.

Going back to 2010-12: Wenger wanted Hazard, Hazard wanted Arsenal, Arsenal couldn’t persuade the agent. 2012, Chelsea pull off a deal that Wenger said we could not match. 2026, Chelsea hit with a suspended transfer ban and fine for illicit agent payments in the Hazard transfer. Crime pays.

FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY. FIRST BLACK PERSON TO WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY. FIRST FILIPINA TO WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY. ACADEMY AWARD WINNER AUTUMN DURALD ARKAPAW.

Look who liked this post. My Mayor. 🥹

Crazy to think that if Trossard, Merino, or Ødegaard were fit yesterday, we wouldn’t have had that moment.

Hey, I am not saying I have found the *BEST* commentary for yesterday, but I think I have (Argentina). 😂 Covers both Arsenal goals, Gyökeres and Max Dowman. I promise you won't be disappointed. 🔴⚪🔊

I totally forgot about this. It worked!