Caleb Lomu has the same haircut as half the guys at Galaxy Skateway in 1983

Chris Johnson is on my list.

Should I even bother with my wishlist for #30? McNeil-Warren Chris Johnson Cassius Howell Zion Young

We’re going to pick Keldric Faulk aren’t we?

Like this should be the first fucking post-draft question. “Hey do you guys know what the fuck you’re doing? JUST CURIOUS”

If I nickname Proctor, Alabama Shakes, would that be bad?

After saying “no thank you” to Caleb Downs, with the 12th pick the Miami Dolphins select, Not Reuben Bain!

I was so young 35 minutes ago

This 5th round picks better be fucking hall of famers.

When Reuben Bain blows by Proctor and nails Malik, we’ll all remember this night

You already know the passing on Reese for Bailey is going to haunt Jets fans, right?

I may regret this one day, but I’m very happy the Jets didn’t pick Arvelle Reese

300,000 people at the NFL Draft? Noah Wyle just got a great idea for S3 of The Pitt.

You think it's a good idea to hire Tom Segura to be your NBA team's Head Coach?

Here’s my list for 11 for players who could be there. In order: 1. Downs 2. Bain 3. Delane 4. Ioane 5. Mauigoa Boom! Definitive!

Chances Trump tweets something crazy about the "failing Dallas Cowboys?"

Standing by this skeet

Jager on Friday Night? Worth a shot.

Hot Take: Worst character on The Bear, is Carmy. Worst character on The Pitt is Robby. If they weren’t cute, you’d HATE them.

I’m hoping a Canadian team wins the Stanley Cup this year. I felt kind of bad crushing an entire country’s soul these last 2 years, and I would feel much better about doing it again next year if they can finally get one now.

Same vibe

Tough season for the boys, but a well deserved summer off. 🐀 #TimeToRest

This gif was created for this Panthers game

Let’s Go Sharks/Blues/Jets

All of us: #TimeToDraft The Panthers AAA team:

@msmambo.bsky.social Panthers are going to fuck this up aren’t they/we?

LA TENEMOS AHORA!!!!

I stand by this

That loss was SUCH a blessing. Great game. Great end of the season. Ready for a fun off season

Bezos rn

We’re probably better off

LaMelo was also great in Game of Thrones

Sweep would be proud

Dudes, we’re winning this game at the buzzer 😞

You can never depend on Charlotte to kick your ass and put you out of your misery.

Kinda need Jets and Blues to win tonight. #TimeToTank

Next game I want Linda Cohn back in goal

The football equivalent of the Panthers players on the ice tonight is the players on the field in the 4Q of the first pre-season game.

@msmambo.bsky.social Are we guaranteed to be in the bottom 10 whether we win or lose these games? #TankingWithMambo

I didn’t Ike the Maple Leafs when I wanted to beat them, and I like them even less when I wanted to lose to them. Goddammit, they SUCK.

The tank need not be THIS ethical #TimeToDraft 🐀

Mt Rushmore of Unfortunately Named MLB Pitchers Jansen Junk Bob Walk Grant Balfour Homer Bailey

If Jonathan Papelbon showed up, would anyone know the difference?

Name a better pair of splashdowns. I’ll wait.

I understand the blackout period because I lived through trying to watch DirectTV during the rain

They should sign a fan to that contract.

Saw this over on the hell site. Made sense.

Has anyone been cheated on more than the guy who wrote songs for REO Speedwagon?