I’m glad @sweeptheleg337.bsky.social isn’t on here to see this video

Roger from What’s Happening been working out!

I know I might regret this, but how the hell did the Heat get good?

Want to know how good Michael Jordan was? The Bulls were complete dogshit for the entirety of their existence before he got there. The Bulls dominated when he was there. And then the Bulls have been dogshit for the 26 years since he left.

Half the classes I took in college were ones I thought I could meet cute & crunchy girls, and that kind of girl took the kinds of classes DOGE will be targeting. This Desantis is a cockblocker.

Bob stood on his head tonight, ya? 🐀 #TimeToHunt

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Worth Repeating

🤣 (The only thing we can do now is laugh 😭)

Is this the Warriors summer league team we’re playing?

For those of you who thought it couldn’t be done

Who wants to tell Dave?

Nice little sports night in the 954305

Anyone have any guts around here? #HeatCulture

41 shots to 15. That’s a good recipe. 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀 #TimeToHunt

Just realized, that until this afternoon, the Commanders Kicker-Punter combo was GAY-WAY

A huge waist of a lucky turnover and a clutch in interception in overtime. Those things don’t happen to the Dolphins win it’s cold, on the road, I need to win to clinch the division.

Kick it now before anyone gets injured

Jack Jones. I was NOT expecting yooooooooouu

Tua Hail Mary????

Guess I shouldn’t have said that 🤷🏻‍♂️

Gonna lose on a Gay field goal. @gov-rondesantis.bsky.social

The Washington Commanders have lost four straight games by 20+ and are missing their best defensive player to suspension. The Miami Dolphins have scored 6 points through 3 quarters.

If Tua has time, and can set his feet, he can throw 15 yards downfield in between the hashmarks as well as anyone. And that concludes the list of things that Tua does well

Hill & Waddle. Our bread and butter

We need them to lose remember?

In the history of Spain where do you think this game compares to The Black Death of 1348-1350?

Mark Jackson watching that Steph Curry “one coach in 11 years” commercial with a ball in his mouth in the chair in the corner of the room

They’re having a mid off in Madrid. A Midrid off.

This game sucks like Donnie to Bubba

I’m going to need somebody other than Achane to get the ball

The Commanders have a spicy roster, you got a : Bates Gay Luvu Savage Yankoff Honorable mention goes to: Armstrong Biadasz Payne

Their TE room has a Yankoff and a Bates?

Can we just play Buffalo from here on out?

Yankoff

They got to the line on 4th in PLENTY of time. Is the play clock in the metric system or something?

Can you believe both of these teams used to look like this, and now they look like that?

I want to go back to sleep and wake up around 12:30, but I’m not there yet on the “I Don’t Care” meter. I can’t voluntarily not-watch.

What was this group‘s original name?

When Adriana and Christopher broke up

What The Captain said when he first met Tenille @lanemit.bsky.social

That might be why UM didn’t offer that guy a scholarship

RIP Kenny Easley.

Can we still make jokes as if it was Bill Clinton?

I need a supercut of Trump just saying”Big Beautiful Bill” over and over

LandRy SHKamet

Seems Ol' Bill has a thing for people dressed in blue in the Oval Office. Or maybe it's the people wearing the blue that have a thing for him?