Is Stroud worse than Tua?

🐀🐀🐀🐀 #TimeToHunt

IT’S SEBRANGOOOOOO ZETANGOOOOOOO

Hafley & Shula yesterday (insert Spider-Man gif)

Sean McVay’s whole fist pump situation is extremely Duke Basketball-esque.

My man Jeff said it better than I can.

Maybe Shula will be ready to be a HC y the time we fire whomever we hire this month.

Bob Weir, no. Goddamnit man

Our future Head Coach gonna throw a shutout today?

A year from now, after the parade down University Drive, does Aikman get a ring?

I’m happy for all the Canes fans who stuck with the team despite these uniforms #SadTimes

Green Bay always has a great front office and coaching staff. When has someone from the Packers organization ever NOT worked out🤔 Um… I’m getting queasy

I can't believe there's not a fraternity at University of Miami that has not sent their pledges to steal this sign yet. We used to live in a proper country.

Want to see a united America? Just wait to see how much national support goes to Indiana if they win tonight. Literally the whole country will be rooting against UM.

Malachi Retton (it’s in the eyes) @dosminutos.bsky.social

Ole Miss? More like, Near Miss. @lanemit.bsky.social

I want Mario to be our Head Coach. But next week, for 4 quarters, can we bring Saban in from the booth?

You ready for a moment that will haunt you for the rest of your life?

Beck Legacy Drive

Throwing a backwards pass across the field? I mean, why not?

I’d like to thank the Dolphins for not putting me through any of this for 30+ years.

I’m glad I am able to keep The importance of college sports in perspective, otherwise I would be so fucking pissed right now.

Something about the goddamn Fiesta Bowl

I think Shannon Dawson should call a double reverse, Statue of Liberty, triple lindy here.

UM with a classy nod to the 2025 NY Jets, just completely refusing to intercept a pass. @mrbill11.bsky.social

UM coaches named Shannon: not great

Saban clearly thinks Mario sucks

MARION!!!!!! @lanemit.bsky.social

Although I’ve always said, if you’re going g to rough the passer, ROUGH THE PASSER. #5 earned those 15 yards with that club to the head.

All Miami has to do is not be stupid. That this is a tie game at this point is ridiculous

Don’t throw the fucking ball again all game.

All that early Timeout practice over the years paid off for Mario there

Eli Manning was in New York long enough that by now he must be embarrassed that he went to Mississippi.

Univ of Mississippi’s HC looks like a guy who’s fucking or trying to fuck his teenage daughter’s friend. I’m on fire tonight

Ah the ol’ let’s get away from everything that’s working and get cute play for a loss on 3rd down. A Canes tradition unlike any other

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!! BEAT THEM DOWN!!! THEY CAN’T BEAT YOU UNLESS YOU DO STUPID SHIT!!! LIKE THAT!!!

Ole Miss (what a fucking joke, you’re an institution of higher learning. Call yourself U Miss like goddamn grownup) knows they’re not as good as Miami already.

No reason to not skullfuck these guys 🙌🏽

Dumb Redneck Motherfuckers cheering because of the coin toss. Congratulations Buford

Let’s Go!!!

Waited a loooooooong time for a game like tonight’s. Lots of shirt losses to Georgia Tech. Lots of QBs who did not pan out. Lots of Miami kids going anywhere but UM. Lots of nothing to really be excited about. Playing for a spot in the big show tonight, boys. 🙌🏽 We Ready!

Kevin Harlan in Detroit, Sept 2026: "4th and 1. Goff in the shotgun. Play clock running down. 3 seconds, 2, 1, he just gets it off! Pitches back to Gibbs 8 yards behind the line of scrimmage. HE'S NOT GONNA GET IT!!!!"

Still waiting

It’s a good thing you will read his statement; because if you had to wait for McDaniel to speak it, it would take an hour and 30 minutes.

Douche or No Douche: Calling Ole Miss, “The ‘Sip” Also Douche or No Douche: Calling Ole Miss, “Ole Miss”

So…. I guess the @did-it-happen.bsky.social account was NOT about Mike McDaniel getting fired 🤷🏻‍♂️

McDaniel & @ipenelope.bsky.social driving past Elbo Room one last time.

Hey Chat, show me a picture of what the typical member of Dolphins Bluesky (this really came up)

Fear not! I have my, "Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright; the band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light, and somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout; but there is no joy in Mudville—mighty Caissie has struck out." all locked and loaded.

This week I learned that James Garfield was a good dude. At least while being portrayed by Michael Shannon in a Netflix series.