CPAP machines. Am I right?

Said this to Tiger Woods in 1999

I can’t believe the Bucks didn’t want any of our players for Giannis.

I’d rather watch Bam hoist up cannonballs from 3, and the Bucks hunting for Tyler on defense, while we fall apart and lose this meaningless game vs the Bucks than watch one second of that beached whale’s speech

The SOTU, in Miami Heat terms, is that this year in America has been a big fucking Turd Quarter.

When evaluating a GM, I look for things like "does this guy realize his hair looks ridiculous?" because it is a good gauge of his judgement. So it's a good sign that JES realized that shoe-black spray painted tuft look was NOT good. Excellent post-hire adjustment. I trust him much more now. #FinsUp

Unpopular take: i’m giving the hockey team a pass for anything that happened in the lock room. It’s not on them as far as Kash Patel being there. And I’ll bet Trump mentioning the women’s team made them respond enthusiastically and it just appeared the wrong way.

2026 has been a tough year for the Tri-Lams.

Bill Simmons looks terrible

Trump Invites Caucasian Half Of Alysa Liu To Visit White House

Literally convicted on 34 counts of crimes intended to cheat an election. But this is the guy they chose to represent us.

Remember when the Chicago Cubs won the World Series? Remember that celebration? You know what would’ve made it better? It would’ve been so much better if Jeff Sessions was there.

We must have forgotten to break out the space lasers because we obviously have lost control of the weather.

Can we just hit a pause on the US Men's Hockey Team celebration at the team picture with Gaudreau's kids? Just about everything before that was awesome. And just about everything since has been wildly embarrassing.

Same Vibe

Will it be distasteful to bring up the notion that today was so extremely close to being the greatest day in American history?

I WAS KIDDING!!!!!

Auston Matthews got a helluva forehead, no?

It’s one thing to be handed a silly stuffed animal after winning the gold medal, and also after winning the bronze medal, because you won your last game. But to lose in overtime, in a game you should’ve won, and then be handed a beanie baby? I’m surprised Benny didn’t punch the guy in the face.

I stand by this

Benny with a big penalty at a terrible time, is part of the experience.

I really like the way Canada is playing

PUT IN KELLER!!! (Things I never thought I’d hear an announcer say in an Olympic telecast)

Guy was probably pissed the name of the US President’s home is in Spanish.

This is quite a little hockey game this morning, eh?

We shouldn’t be surprised. She said very clearly that she’s just a girl, so don’t let her have any rights.

DeSantis is cancelling St Patrick’s Day Parades? Christmas in local parks?

How much Curling can one Olympics possibly have?

AMERICAN HERO, MEGAN KELLER

This means Megan Keller is President now, right?

If Clayton Keller scores the Gold Medal winner, it would be quite the achievement.

The 2nd Greatest Moment in Keller Sports History!!!!!! (I was a sick Intra-Mural Athlete back in the day)

I can’t tag #Floridapanthers bc they do block you but darn I could say that THIS is #TeamIntegrity and respect to #fans across the board ❤️‍🩹

Czecians?

Who's in? I got about $1,000 I can contribute. But just know that you're not getting a cent unless Mike McCready is playing the anthem most home games.

If Bobby D doesn't get the closing shot in the Oscars" In Memorium", then what are we even doing here people?

So, numbers 2, 10, and 18 just opened up for Malik Willis 🐬

A reminder that Cal’s coach Justin Wilcox would take Mendoza out of games for a play or 2 at a time and bring in Taysom Hill-type. Carry on

Two takeaways from Brandi Carlisle in MSG. 1. She needs to front Soundgarden and go on a world tour with them. Or, just come to S. Fla. 2. MSG does feel different than other arenas. But it’s not intimidating. I don’t think it would make someone play scared. I think it would bring out their best.

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The picture of Bush in the skeet below must be from the 70s-80’s. This one of Bush is much more recent.

If we can’t have the old logo, at least there’s a King Marlin

Heat Legend!

After a couple days of reflection on the Bad Bunny halftime show, and listening to opinions on all sides, I think I understand MAGA’s point. And this is why I’m calling for all J6ers to walk to Mar-A-Lago, and I’ll be there with you, and insist the name be immediately changed to Sea Lake!

This a big loss. One step closer to the “Send @lanemit.bsky.social to the Lottery” post.

This Heat/Jazz game is what you live for in a tank season. Put in Henry Walker!!

Listen, we’re all on the same side here. So we can be honest with each other. Those lyrics to “Titi Me Pregunto” are probably not appropriate for a SuperBowl Halftime Show, right? I mean, just between us. We don’t have to admit it to them, though.

First, the Super Bowl Halftime Show is in mostly Spanish. Now, the USA Mixed Doubles Curling Team is outfitted by Columbia. WHERE DOES IT END?????!!!!!!

Went on Twitter to gauge the mood post Superbowl and to see what my boy Sweep was up to. Man, it's fucking rough over there. Instant bad mood.

This cohesive, collaborative, strong, united, relationship with countries in our own western hemisphere is the national security dream. The United States needs to realize this goal to enable a prosperous 21st Century.