@guaperia.bsky.social Chucho Valdez’s grandson is here to check out the music. He is a very large man.

These images of First Nations community members evacuating Collins, Ontario on motorboats are absolutely surreal www.facebook.com/reel/1548244...

Just over a decade ago, my dad sent me this video from the street I grew up on in Fort McMurray. It felt apocalyptic then, & collectively our leaders said “fuck it, let’s make it worse” & look at us now. Bonus: if you listen carefully you can hear my mom yelling to stop filming & get in the car

Gross. Why are they playing.

Pasta salad with broccoli, red grapes, shallots, bacon, pecans and a creamy poppyseed dressing.

This man is a fucking disgrace.

The theme of this World Cup is Countries Where People Eat Dinner Two Hours Later Than I Personally Prefer

For South Florida people who like listening to Latin Jazz more than listening to Trump Lying, there is a FREE concert at Miami Beach Bandshell. miamibeachbandshell.com/event/david-...

His first time getting a kiss.. 😘

the World Cup final will be between two teams that Cape Verde played even through 90 minutes

I had to look twice. #Cat #Caturday

Judith Iscariot, btw

I am crying because I love salad. 😢

This game. #IYKYK

france-spain: the perfect game of football, the best players playing at their absolute best and giving us a beautiful spectacle the likes of which only these two teams can produce argentina-england: hell in a cell

Watching these teams murder each other

match canceled due to everyone on the field falling down and dying

I never stopped.

At least they’re consistent. 🤷🏼‍♀️

This is Ender. He pressed the belly rub button and assumed the position. Now it's time for your end of the deal. 12/10 (TT: enderthehavanes)

MLB is like the Democratic Party in that they’re deeply concerned about popularity and all their actions seem to be aimed at capturing some mythical person who has never become a baseball fan and will probably never become a baseball fan meanwhile baseball fans are yelling PLEASE JUST PLAY BASEBALL

"Oh god" PCA's live reaction to Miguel Vargas hitting a bomb into the 2nd deck

Somebody please remind me to use my Gap Cash between September 16th and September 21st thanks in advance.

And also, if you see this on your grocery store shelves, buy it.

it's very important that FOX foist one fucking idiot everyone hates on its viewership in every broadcast, it's an integral part of the brand

John Smoltz time

Lines and a shot of Cuban coffee. Final score would be 20-19.

A while ago I mentioned that I had to replace my Trusted Old Friend with a new rice cooker. I got the Greenpan 8-cup “Carb-Reducing” rice cooker on sale at Costco. I have not tried the carb-reducing feature. But I have made perfect white rice, quinoa, grits, and mixed grain rice. In short …

That document all the All-Star starters are signing probably locks in a salary cap via fine print on the back.

If Miami ever hosts it again we can have all the players do lines when they’re introduced.

"Ballet slippers"

😂

We got the dog a new bed.

I have no idea what the format was because it wasn’t on normal tv.

lolwut #Disgracebook www.reddit.com/r/sneaker/s/...

I rolled my eyes so hard that they’re stuck and I can only see behind me

A sweater in the men’s department. In Florida. In FUCKING JULY. #SorryNotSorry

Mountain laurel Monday mood 💮🍃 📍Pennsylvania

I don’t have Netflix. #TeamNotWatching.

And you wonder why I am getting drunk at the bar at cheesecake factory. #NothingMatters

You know me so well.

Getting drunk at the cheesecake factory bar on skinnylicious margaritas. Wait and see what stupid thing I buy at Zara later.

I love summer league games. Bunch of kids trying hard when we know most of them will never sniff an nba court. I remember the SL game where the Heat beat the Lakers 100-50. 🤣

Marco Rubio on 23 June: "No country is allowed to charge tolls or fees on an international waterway. That's existing international law."

Therapist-ass truck

FLORIDUH.