i am politely asking the ravens to hire mike mcdaniel

I actually saw a USA Today headline that said ICE “killed” someone. Is journalism back?

So…. I guess the @did-it-happen.bsky.social account was NOT about Mike McDaniel getting fired 🤷🏻‍♂️

www.instagram.com/reel/DS0UHOR... 🥹

Joel Hofer:

This is what’s been fucking with my head. I watched like 10 minutes of Fox News and they kept insisting she “rammed him with her car” while replaying the video showing that NOT happening.

The Boy Aquarium 😂 www.instagram.com/reel/DTHNkWu...

Blackhawks/Blues has all of a sudden become crazy.

Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain

Yes.

Ok this is a really good idea www.instagram.com/reel/DS0GZ1_...

CNN graphics put the asterisk in the wrong place, it appears…

Tonight on #CookingWithMambo, we will cleanse our souls with some easy wonton soup, using frozen wontons. Let’s get started.

Every word here is a lie except “and” and “the.” First things first. The call must be for this woman and Greg Bovino who was on the scene today to IMMEDIATELY RESIGN.

Yesterday, Chuck Shumer said he was "deeply, deeply disappointed" in Marco Rubio. This was Chuck and Marco today... via @mkraju.bsky.social X

So do ours.

Where can I acquire a person sized banana bed?

Timeline cleanser. And also, is that a banana bed?

The crisis is the bs Trump creates.

I always feel bad for a goalie when he puts up an absolute stinker. Like, that’s never happened to you at your job?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Last Samurai, Charlie Brown

Nude Nuns with Guns, Charlie Brown

Crude prices are low. Companies are being cautious. But huge reserves — particularly of the heavy, viscous oil Venezuela has in abundance — remain appealing. n.pr/4jrAu3X

NJ/NYI is fascinating.

I’m sorry, but I do not understand how he was allowed to come back into the game, I do not care if he was able to list the months of the year backwards.

Huge timeline cleanser.

Ignore the points% and just count the wins and losses. Not a single team in this division is above .500. That’s 🦇 💩 🤪.

I have a feeling others are “dealing with something” too.

Certainly played like it

Heat doing pregame shots

Danish guy gets it

Sorry, the Islanders did what now

what lmao

🙃

If you tell me a player deserves to get injured because he hurt some fans feelings, that’s an automatic block.

I do not understand why you would shoot the puck in when your net is empty.

Fucking call an exorcist

Swaggy my word what a shot

this season is becoming less and less fun

What a shot. Jesus.

If our Little Ball of Hate is also injured beyond missing this period, hooooooboy.

I am pleased to announce that I have commandeered my neighbor's home. This home will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, to ensure it is used to benefit my neighbor and me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

The Panthers have earned the right to be not so great this year. Not upset at all. We will either make the playoffs and be incredibly difficult to beat 4 out of 7, or we won’t and we will have a long off-season to get rested & healthy Either way is fine.

Panthers rotating 7 players for 3 months and maaaaaaaybe that’s starting to show.