Beat Belgium. Avenge Tim Howard.

Now we appeal the Balogun suspension in the Northern District of Texas

Down a man, against two countries, USA advances!

10?!?!?

Deport this crooked ref

BALL DON’T LIE BITCHES!

Ref remembered he has cards to issue. About time.

IS THE FIX IN?

BS call

👇🏽

BALOGUN

Why are the refs screaming us?

Surprised USMNT hasn’t run the own goal play yet, I might have led off with that.

it’s a handicap match vs both Bosnia & Herzegovina. Time to show them who is actually ascending.

Can’t believe Senegal imploded

Belgium will survive improbably

The Boone Swoons are always a version of this team looking like they’ve never played baseball before. Slumps happen, but when it’s this consistent, a normal person would make a change in leadership, but the Yankees simply want to be proven right no matter what, so nothing ever changes.

Is Aaron Boone the only person who didn’t think Doval would give up a run? What pictures of Boone does Doval have for this to continue being a thing?

It might still be coming home

KANE WAS ABLE

No hydration break?

Norway!

Senile loser joins the chat

Beating (probably) Belgium and (also probably) Spain to reach the semifinals would do it. No pressure, y'all.

With Alito announcing his retirement and Thomas in the Capitol meeting with Republicans, his retirement announcement figures to also be on the imminent horizon so Republicans can rush a replacement through over the collective “what can we do” shrug of Schumer and company

If by "actual specific text in this notoriously vague document" as longstanding interpretation, sure, that's a POV.

The beautiful game

HOLY MOROCCO!

Morocco has a skol chant? Can’t wait until we see them vs Iceland in a grudge match.

VICTORY!

HE BAGGIO’D

WOW

USMNT made this same Paraguay team look foolish 3 weeks ago

GERMANY ON THE BRINK

The only shock of that game winner for Brazil was that it didn’t come 20 minutes ago when they were dominating the match

Shoutout to the Japanese player for saving that goal with his face. It’s gonna leave a mark but Japan still leads. Worth it.

The Yankees were steadfast in their commitment to lose that game

So NBC never actually planned on airing the baseball game on its main channel, huh

WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE!

Austria and Algeria after 90 minutes…

OH MY GOD

ROCK CHALK ALGERIA!

Algeria equalizes!

Austria up 2-1

Big 12’s next expansion opportunity is really going to test the limits of travel considerations

WOW, WHAT A SEQUENCE

Austria scores!