3/4 Sebastians gone at once. Lotta pressure on next year’s group to be ready on Day 1.

Brent Headrick will appear in more games this season than Giancarlo Stanton, right?

The Yankees since last season have simultaneously become more ruthless and also the whiniest bitches this side of the White House

it's easier to understand the Democrat preference for rolling over and giving up as opposed to fighting back against their Republican colleagues when you start to accept these Democrats (generalizing) are closer to their Republican colleagues than they are to their own voters, ideologically.

Scott Proctor & Stanton Sturtze when they see Brent Headrick come into just about every game

Fans will hate it, but they’re still going to watch which is what the NCAA cares about. Same thing will happen with the football playoff.

The kind of coincidence you’d normally expect from Nancy Pelosi trade activity

Remember when John Sterling retired and the Yankees gave him a tv as a parting gift? Fun times.

Rest in Peace to a GOAT

Volpe being optioned is a sign the Yankees feel a desperation to win they haven’t exhibited this publicly in a long time.

Whatever your feelings of the US Healthcare system are, Aetna would have explained to her why they were charging her the extra money and that she didn't disclose that suggests, to me, she made the mistake, not Aetna. But, too many variables involved to make a definitive guess.

Not my circus and clowns and things of that nature, but LOL at the Red Sox building a trash roster and blaming it on the manager

CARSON BECK…WITH HIS LEGS

👀 @ Paul Skenes

All of these Ohio State players being drafted, surely they were part of a team that couldn’t be beat in the playoffs right?

Will be a good player unless he’s going against Markell Bell, in which case he’ll be spending the whole day in the void

Some real #GeneralManagin going on here with the Rams

It me

The free market told Uno they missed this vital component to their game play and instead of leaning in and going with it, they continue to fight back.

Ty Simpson at 13 is wild.

Scott Proctor is wondering if the Yankees are using Brent Headrick too much

It'll be 30 seconds and you'll wonder why you allowed yourself to be suckered into this money grab

There never has been nor will there ever be a person who masters the 2.9999 kickout like Roman Reigns

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The vibes

The Yankees should stop sitting Ben Rice vs lefties, IMO

Hannah Hidalgo will figure to be the most polarizing player. Pound for pound the best player, but at only 5'6" and a Disliker of Gays, will she actually be a top 2 pick?

The Republican president is a lying, grifting, bribe-taking rapist who let drug traffickers out of prison, defunded my wife's cancer trial, and started a nonsensical war in Iran. But the Democratic mayor of a nearby city is black. I have never felt more politically homeless.

She got caught in her lie and couldn’t lie her way out of it.

Not sure I’ve ever seen a broken aluminum bat before. Baseball!

Umpires reviewed this and called the runner out, apparently for reasons.

The Yankee celebration for big hits this season is 🍆, apparently

Wow, Satou is a big addition for the Libs. Probably signals Tash Cloud won't be back, a little surprising to me, but they'll definitely need another PG on the roster if Sab is going to take that role on more regularly.

Join us April 18th to celebrate the incomparable @marciaherold.bsky.social 🩷

The Yankees in their usual hubris were sure they fixed Ryan McMahon in the offseason and he's worse than last season, somehow.

Yankee fans doing the "Fuck Juan Soto" chant are somehow worse than the Boston fans who used to do the "Fuck the Yankees" chant during Patriots/Bruins/Celtics games all those years. Sad effort that makes them look incredibly small.

Maybe the Yankees should have started this game when the weather was warmer for Schlittler instead of worrying about their concession sales

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Yankees have too many $20, 2000 calorie hot chocolates to sell

"They can't score 7 points in 45 seconds" - my wife, who's too young to know about Reggie Miller

That exchange of UConn smoking a layup followed by a killer Michigan 3 feels like Dagger, but UConn finds the flukiest of ways to win sometimes.

Geno is a bitch

Down goes UConn. Dawn the new GOAT.

Will people ever learn executive orders aren’t royal decrees?

Are the Marlins contractually obligated to employ every male Conine offspring?

Bucknor *gets up* “Ball 2”

Stephen A showing he doesn't know how Florida Floridas (speaking as someone who got away with [redacted] many times]