Thumb puppet looking mofo

Me after another hurricane hits those inferior Cuban sandwich eating losers

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TRUMP: I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anybody O'DONNELL: Oh, you think he was referring to you?

More like Gone-Ovan Smith

He suuuucks

You guys will knock that trait out of him toot sweet

Full frontal?

Don’t fat shame him

There was a mass shooting this morning at Indiana University that has left nine injured. The Indiana Daily Student has been facing pressure by Republicans and school administrators to shut down the print edition all year. Why isn't Donald Trump or legacy media corps reporting about this huh?

If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.

Except at a school, he should have added

Imagine half your schtick is making predictions and you end up ducking under a table.

Trump either fell, was pushed down, or was dropped, briefly.

I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire

My man wanted to see his father tonight

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

Karoline Leavitt to Fox before the WHCD event: There will be some shots fired tonight

Soon:

Dolphins Signing Iowa QB Mark Gronowski

Gfy

Tom Pelisero szn

Me playing candyland with my girls for the 8000th time

Elite name

Here’s a wild thought, I wonder if the reason they took so many players from Texas and Tech is because most of the scouting was done by Chris Grier‘s guys and I wonder if either the existing Texas scout was already familiar to them or if they brought a tx guy with them and he’s the guy they trust

youtu.be/s05OH74TyHI?... how does he pronounce his name? @jkeller5.bsky.social

Dolphins fans:

"Pittsburgh, I'll keep this short... like your postseason" 💀

Dolphins are the culture team in South Florida now

Dolphins:

Diana Russini has no shame

One thing I’m learning about baseball is that you can watch it for years and still see something that you’ve never seen before surprisingly regularly.

More like Helena Goneham Carter

He looks like he’s in disguise

This really proves why you shouldn’t vote Blue no matter who

FINALLY

She’s very formal

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

Stephen A. Smith Refuses To Apologize To Danhausen After New York Knicks Lose Two Straight Games To The Atlanta Hawks

Ok I listened to both Kyle 🦀 and @wingfieldnfl.bsky.social Wokefield on my way to work and I feel calmer.

No shit

Van gogh’s “moose knuckle”

Sigh