Goes 7-9 mph

Lame af

Otton Lopez

Jackie Kennedy, November 21, 1963:

I’m shook

YESSSSSS. WE ARE BACKKKKKK

Bill Clinton getting nafta signed:

This is the pot calling the kettle…cast iron

Finally the crooked media doing real investigative journalism My Rankings: 1) charcoal grill 2) skillet 3) air fryer 4) boiled

The USA 1776-2026 merch reads like a tombstone

Happy 100th, Mel Brooks. Spent 10 minutes trying to pick out the funniest clip I could think of from one of his films. I'm not even sure this is it, but it's from the amazing climax of my favorite Brooks movie, so... enjoy "The French Mistake" www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMK6...

The 🐐

Nor the nba anymore

The Bills could always pull a Krassenstein and put "If innocent" in front of the OJ plaque @brendelbored.bsky.social

Hurtling

He stopped and listened

Good plan

Bret Hart, Montreal:

I’ve seen this movie before

4d chess

I wrote about what Ryan Conwell means for a Miami Heat team that desperately needs to squeeze every ounce of juice out of the margins of their roster Please read!!!! open.substack.com/pub/jackalfo...

Yeah she still should’ve stepped down during Obama’s term instead of being a selfish asshole.

Yes they know they are. That’s kind of their point isn’t it?

Good. Those useless fucks.

Who wants to tell him

More like Hurts

We got him now!

Support our adult male son.

Caught red handed

Hmmmmmmm let’s hope it has side effects

I’m getting a Gyro for lunch

I saw where somebody referred to when they walk their dog and it sniffs around the grass where other dogs made as checking their p-mail and I can’t never not think of that

Wrestling Fan Giannis Antetokounmpo Traded From Milwaukee Bucks To Miami Heat

We’re back

He’s never met my 7 year old at 4am

MY DRINK IS OUZO MY CHEESE IS FETA FUCK THE KNICKS HEAT ARE BETTA

When we win the Larry next year:

Kirkland brand Herro soon for the league minimum

Can’t believe we got Giannis with the Dame package. Also can’t believe that after 15 years I have to learn how to pronounce his last name.

Happy anniversary to all who celebrate

Who else is now awake and can’t go back to sleep?