Good. Fucking coward.

He’s new here

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

I mean if Ken Jennings didn’t know something….

When I saw white smoke from the Vatican:

Ray Allen for 3! BANG!

He’s also receiver blind

(Redacted)

very cool that trump is singularly dedicated to making everything in your life more expensive

That’s saying something

@jkeller5.bsky.social you can be Attorney General one day

No

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Did it happen?? As of Thursday, September 25, 2025, 8:01 AM, it has not.

Where have I heard that before

Hamlet, Act 5, scene 2

Good timing, morons

Absolute unit

My coach would never

Glad that’s over

Yeah your big problem was picking Walz. Go away.

L’Shana Tova, fam

1-9 since the Tigers did the Trump Dance

This loss will be hilarious

He’s had a terrible week. First Charlie Kirk, now this.

That’s @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social

I'm just gonna keep this one handy in the drawer for the day he dies.

They don’t seem very sad that he died

Adding people who comment on recipes to the list. “One Star. I substituted jello powder and zucchini because I didn’t have soy sauce and this was awful”

Future dolphin for sure

Me trying Publix $5 sushi

Just go away man. Let someone with a spine do this.

Happy 21st of September 🎉….do you remember?

Magic Johnson, 1991

When I played Odelay for the first time:

When I put ABBA on the jukebox

What happening here is nothing matters

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Senate Democrats:

When you say Nancy Reagan come to the Lincoln bedroom:

Shade

They fined her a game check?

Names of computer create-a-player

What movie do you consider perfect?

Emo Phillips! 80s comedy goat