Flo Rida and Vanilla Ice performing 30 songs a night for two straight weeks.

DO YOU SING?

I’m not one of the fans who took sides. I listen to stugotz & hochman (it’s fantastic), & I tried Stu’s show & unfortunately it’s just not for me, I’m not the audience & thats ok. He was a voice in my head for like 2 decades & I think he’s wrong here, Dan looked & sounded genuine & wounded.

I literally did this exact move when I logged off at 5:05 before joining my family in the pool.

Mentally, I’m here.

This is how you attack a Friday

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

We’ve made it through another week and I’m honoring the occasion with a pint of Forever Ever, a hazy Session IPA from Other Half Brewing in Brooklyn, New York. Hoppy Friday, peeps! 🍻

Reading the details now. Not under oath. No video. Any question about orange was answered with we’re not talking about that.

Hell Yes! Congress gets to interview pam bondi today about the epstein files under oath and on video to find out exactly what happened!

Really long work week

OTW

Shrey spelling 32 words in 90 seconds to win the Spelling Bee is the new greatest athletic accomplishment of 2026. I don’t even know how he said the letters that fast. Got a “Holy Mackerel” out of @minakimes.bsky.social

Bezos is taking the wanting to look like Pitbull thing too far.

GIVE US OUR PICK BACK

Holy Shit @lebatardshow.bsky.social 😂 Q: Dan where do you stand on foreplay? Dan: I don’t stand.

Oooh look, new nazi hat dropped

Get your freak on!

Veuve LaCock (proud of this one) Buffalo Grace Rafael Paloma

Rum and Santo, or Rum Santo Cubs Libre Mordecai “Three Fingers of Scotch” Brown 77 and Seven I’ll come up with more later

Ernie Dranks

Ferguson Gin-kins

Wine Sandburg

Okay @lanemit.bsky.social @jkeller5.bsky.social @tedhill.bsky.social @thejcobb.bsky.social @msmambo.bsky.social @pamela-abrell.bsky.social I have a work event at Cubs game on July 4th. Need 3 drink names for Mocktails. We don’t have drink recipes yet so we can create based on names. Sammy Soda

Long wait huh. Did he confirm his appointment 24 hourse before?

Happy to share our first campaign ad!! Www.Harrydunnformd.com

January Six Flags

Holy shit this cartoon.

Like 14 days.

Lowest ERA in MLB (min. 30 IP) 1. Shohei Ohtani, 0.73 ERA 2. Tyler Phillips, 1.07 ERA

Madonna of Milk Enthroned with Child, by Jean Fouquet, 1452-55 (flipped)

Who made this?

Its amazing that with this regime, my first thought is “man with those ballroom delays something needed to be done to get the topic back in the media”.

Me avoiding all the food labeled with america 250 crap in the grocery store.

Everyone including him knows the answer is 17,964.5 right? Simple. I bet he nailed it

HE’S NOT LEAVING

Robert Kraft at the purple Lotus massage parlor in Palm Beach, Florida:

But at a low smoke point.

Yeah that’s great, in my opinion he looks like he is in the middle of a circle jerk.