THIS IS OUR MONEY

Twins steal home to take the lead and then the next pitch is hammered for a 2 run homer 😬 suddenly the Fish are down 3

wemby is on a mission

state-level oligarchy

i wonder how they settled on "brash"

Getting ready to watch tonight’s Marlins 🐟 game with a pint of Hydra, a Fruited Sour Ale from Mortalis Brewing in Avon, New York. It’s delightfully tart and sweet with pomegranate, raspberry, and blueberry. Cheers peeps! 🍻

Since we're going bublical, I for one am hoping for a series of biblical type plagues to decend upon them all... Talking real Old Testament shit Just sayin 😏

the pain is palpable

The most sauceless member of the senate sticking a nuclear bomb in your gut has to be one of the worst feelings on the planet.

HUD SECRETARY SCOTT TURNER: We can't just house people CLYBURN: How do you house them if you take all the money away? TURNER: Housing first is a failed model, sir CLYBURN: I'm not dealing in slogans. How do you house people when you take the money away?

Tony Schwartz wrote it. He regretted it.

KUDLOW: You gotta admit today's inflation data was lousy HASSETT: First of all, this is a temporary energy shock KUDLOW: We hope it's temporary

VAN HOLLEN: In your response to me earlier, where you had a blowup, you made a couple provably false statements PATEL: So did you VAN HOLLEN: Do you know it's a crime to lie to Congress? P: Maybe the next time you run up a $7,000 bar tab we can talk V: See. You're lying again. You're a disgrace

"Actually I *planned* to be working while I got shitfaced" is not the excuse Patel thinks it is.

Trump brushes off Iran war’s cost at home: ‘I don’t think about American financial situation’

When does someone just respond "fuck you"?

jeezus wtf man

New inflation numbers are out, and folks in Northwest Georgia already know what they mean. Higher diesel costs hit everything. Farmers pay more to plant and harvest. Truckers pay more to move goods. Families pay more at the store. That’s why leadership matters. #GA14

🚨 BREAKING: FC Barcelona statement. “Regarding the press conference called by the president of Real Madrid, Florentino Pérez, we inform you that our legal department is carefully studying his statements and accusations”.

Most of the Western U.S. saw significantly less snow than usual this winter, and record warmth wiped out what little did fall. Many states are bracing for a summer of water shortages, and Oregon residents are bracing for an early start to wildfire season this year.

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

And the people cried out: "We demand a golden ballroom"

Well well well Game Stop how does it feel to get offered nothing when you try to sell it back?!

The corporate media is bravely asking, “won’t anyone think of the billionaires?”

New polling shows the FBI director has dragged the bureau’s reputation down double digits.

woof 😳 not exactly firing on all cylinders

“In God We Trust” should be replaced by “Trust Me Bro”

Leaving this here without comment.

The president’s mental health is a global crisis.

Trump gets his ballroom, Hegseth gets to blow things up, the rest of us get screwed.

yikes 😬

3/4 Sebastians gone at once. Lotta pressure on next year’s group to be ready on Day 1.

Stephen A Smith: Skip, I absolutely believe the attempts on his life were real. I've been very clear on that from the jump Skip: You have SAS: HOWEVER. When you lie to the people every day about obvious things they can see aren't true, the only people who still buy your shit work in the press

People who get Social Security and Medicare from the government are not getting "entitlements"—they are getting the money they gave the government back. Unlike when Elon Musk got at least $38 billion from the government in contracts, loans, subsidies, and tax credits over the past two decades.

ok I know everyone is saying exactly the same thing at once but christ on cracker this is the president of the United States bragging that a fellow crook 'kept me out of jail for years.'

Philly already had a reality show about the Parking Authority, there's no reason they shouldn't do Plane Repo Man with this guy

STRUS!!!

I’ve watched this Liga Profesional de Fútbol save 100x

An Osprey flying past the moon on the way back to the nest.

The rule appears to be that redistricting is always legal when it benefits Republicans and never legal when it benefits Democrats.

When reached for comment God said the Heritage Foundation needs to keep his name out their muthafukin mouths...

I'm not saying the disastrous painting of the DC Reflecting Pool (way behind schedule, 600% over-budget, apparent kickbacks, guaranteed to produce new algae blooms) is as bad as the Iran War—a historic blunder—I'm just saying it's the Iran War of wasteful Big Government projects

Spring training

But Leeds level with a PK

Lmaooooooooooo

🚨BREAKING: Neymar is now projected to play in the World Cup after being included in Brazil’s preliminary squad… 56% on Polymarket

Breaking: The Steelers did not meet with Aaron Rodgers over the weekend, but they did land on "Love" when they spelled out RODGERS on their paper fortune teller