Can’t comprehend carnival 😂

Does Arsenal have a guy who can loosen up this team?

i can't be mad a striker went for it but damn if martinelli leaves that for eze that's a goal

I think there's no amount of money that would make me play in the wet cold this premier league game is in but i guess i also didn't dedicate my life to playing football

Rice's passes forward have been nice here and there but we need Gyok to beat someone?

okay but demonizing `open source` as sharing with China is weird.

SUPER PIEROOOOO

You need a Mosquera to beat a Mosquera, ijs

Music is my Pomodoro technique. But sometimes a banger comes on and I'm just yelling "IN THE END, IT DOESN'T MATTER! I WROTE SOME CODE AND TESTED IT WELL BUT IN THE END, IT'LL BE REFACTORED"

Boo I missed the goal

red state dictatorships are the future of this country and there is no winning this war if we do not have opposition willing to burn down their regional baronies as the fascists attempt to retreat into the back country to reconsolidate yet again.

lol it's very simple, just don't ignore the urban development boundary, it was put there by much smarter people than our current commission for pretty blindingly obvious reasons

me, trying to walk down the street when those "delivery robots" (actually just RC cars) are crowding the sidewalk

i don't use the instagram app, just the website, and for some reason there's a bug where once i post a reply, i can't post any more replies and let me tell you that has saved me so much time arguing online i am NEVER installing that devil app

SOMEONE GET ME THE BAHA MEN

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

ACAB

Rev. Jesse Jackson's impact on South Florida is being remembered as the nation mourns him

this is because VCs and their overpromising homer rhetoric has come to dominate technology and tech reporting it's terrible

fwiw if they start enforcing racism protocols then argentina would never make it out of the group stage in the world cup. actually?

"Yes, dance! As much as you want!" 💐 Titi gives Vini Jr. his flowers after an incredible strike proved to be the difference in Lisbon ❤️

🥀🐞📈5️⃣

Vinicius Junior says on his Instagram stories "Racists are, above all, cowards. They need to put their shirts over their mouths to demonstrate how weak they are. But they have, on their side, the protection of others who, theoretically, have the obligation to punish."

Finally a candidate talking about #TriRail being defunded. It's @oliveralarkin.bsky.social on @therealcornpop.bsky.social. #🚆

They raided the jailed children to steal their letters. The problem, in federal officials' minds, wasn't confining children in prison-camp conditions; it was that the children could tell the public about it.

March in downtown Miami tomorrow morning for immigrant justice

🇲🇦🦁💪

brb recharacterizing all shoplifting as "out of the box personal finance"

If musicians aren't part of the capitalist class, then how do you explain Slash dressing like a robber baron?? 🎩

that's what mass deportation now meant: taking your wife who has an open asylum case and no criminal record

Primeiro setor da Sapucaí celebra a bateria da Acadêmicos de Niterói aos gritos de "Olê, olê, olá, Lula!".

lmao how long before desantis shuts this down

lol just now realizing I’m going to miss the north London derby to play samba music in Hollywood

lol I’m gonna have to try that

Gotta figure out where ppl watch inter Miami games

i think an AI agent would be good if it could use the manager's code to get me 99% off electronics

ok this girona barca game is pretty fun lol

Phenomenon (1996)

"Mozart was working class" the greatest thread in the history of the classical music forums, locked after 12,239 pages of heated debate

every few years, it's the same play but with worse players. basically the florida republican governor primary but worse every time. still looking forward to seeing what slug they put forward this time!

it's president's day in the us! quick, name a president in your lifetime that didn't commit a horrible war crime!

mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19.

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

U.S.-1 to I-95

i think that a Miami Heat player winning the slam dunk trophy should qualify for the papa johns HEATWIN coupon

When I worked at Code2040, and we would tell people, these are the beliefs of the men who refuse to have anything other than segregated companies. Folks would say we were exaggerating.

Through gritted teeth: he can do what he wants with his food he wrote One Winged Angel

Woohoo! 🥳

You can’t Liefeld this, you have to show his feet.