Listen to this West Ham fan!😭😭😭😭

I love James Rodriguez Just wants to be a Colombian national team hero in the World Cup and Copa America, forced to go “work” in “club soccer” in places no one cares about like “Madrid,” “Munich,” and “Minnesota”

My man

That’s what’s up

Imagine a turkey bacon-wrapped date. imagine the sadness of it.

Ngl this transition literally has me in tears 😭

also happy mother’s day to her

I made a version of Cuban Black beans and rice, usually called moros y cristianos, with turkey bacon instead of bacon so I called it moros sin cristianos. It was good.

What’s going ON with the heat in Miami these last few weeks? usually we ramp up to summer but these last few days it’s been killer

Kind of wild people are so stressed and stretched that more and more kids are showing up without being able to use the bathroom independently in kindergarten. www.wtsp.com/article/news...

CULTURE

Pretty obvious isn’t it? Pope should nuke Hell and since This Is Hell the pope should just nuke everything on Earth.

> Creators who leave [..] can’t take their Apple-based billing information with them. I'm hearing platform lock-in all the way down. The open social Web has to both bring an audience AND enable portability. I think we're like 30% and 70% in each, respectively.

📲 Bukayo Saka on Instagram.

LMAO

Two separate fouls lol

David Raya! www.instagram.com/reel/DYKtTqC...

Championship. run.

My heart

Never said anything against VAR

Happy Mother’s Day all.

Football. Heritage.

“There's a reason why the wizard has such a strange capacity to create money out of nothing. Behind him there is a man with a gun.” -David Graeber

Damn all right Charlotte

Why did the toddler demand this copy of The AI Con and start flipping through? What is he planning??

I see things that'd drive a normal man insane - Wish I could disconnect my brain

Christ Fellowship Church got the worst drivers in Miami

never beating the "they have to score at least 3 to win" allegation

like really funny

it would be really funny if they tie this though

burn down nu stadium burn down nu stadium burn down nu stadium burn down nu stadium burn down nu stadium burn down nu stadium burn down nu stadium burn down nu stadium burn down nu stadium burn down nu stadium burn down nu stadium burn down nu stadium burn down nu stadium burn down nu stadium burn d

reguilon scored? reguilon? never let these people come back to miami, we'll win every competition.

Lo salvó

lol “he tripped on the tissue paper” is so funny

Turns out I was wrong about this

I know Suarez has ten minutes left but I wouldn’t mind if he got taken out now

Omg watching Suarez on the slowest break of all time with Messi, they still beat Torontos d just for Suarez to miss by a few inches. This team is so ridiculous.

44' Rodrigo De Paul on the volley #InterMiami

Ooh nice volley from rdp

Canada is such a peaceful country. You can tell because Toronto FC doesn’t have single shooter 😂

De Paul lightly touched, draws the foul, pretends he was murdered

Want to smell expensive? Dab some 93 octane in your wrists

Very funny to me that the powers that be online think they can grind me down with their endless cookie dialogs. Buddy I boycott Publix in Miami you don’t know the lengths I’ll go to.

TODAY'S THE DAY. FREE US FROM THIS HELL INTO A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT HELL, DEMON KING PICCOLO

Hot off the press. A well referenced high quality statement from the International Hantavirus Society. High level: - Andes strain is different - some spread will occur - pandemic potential is tremendously low - lots to learn - what happens next is up to us zenodo.org/records/2007...

More people should read The Wars Of Reconstruction by Egerton

I don’t really pine for the VCR but I remember learning how to program and problem solve the various devices (TV channel, timers) that’s the first programming I remember doing. My dad showed me Logo earlier but I didn’t think it was interesting. Recording World Cup 2002 was much more interesting.