either we spent billions of dollars to kill a bunch of innocent people including a school full of children to accomplish nothing but giving their oppressive government an extra $40 billion a year in shipping tolls or we're going to back to killing more people in two weeks

The self and the cyberself in quiet introspection

is eating ass basically a sandwich. on account of the buns and such

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

A big part of the intra Dem discourse is about winning in 2028 when the real problem is winning in 2032

Definitely coming back here when I unlock bombs.

It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.

I saw it happen don't tell me it didn't happen

In a 152-136 victory against the Wizards, Nikola Jovic was a -19 in 13 minutes.

03 Apr 2026

You know who had the hoochies screaming? The Beatles.

I invite every player agent and NBA media person (except the Dunker Spot) complaining about the 65-game awards thresholds to go fucking cry, make some tea, and write a journal entry to process their feelings.

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The New York fucking times cannot conclusively say that teleportation isn’t real

community notes is a legitimately amazing feature

Turns out covering up for pedophiles isn't a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

Benin is one of the places where Chinese solar is absolutely exploding (not literally, of course—only fossil energy does that). A huge reason for this are the rapid price declines: in Agbon a 180 watt panel cost the equivalent of $75 three years ago but now costs only about $45

Do you think maybe we could get the top journalistic minds who discovered Biden got old to investigate if any other politicians have been aging as well?

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This makes me think priority number one for the next Dem Congress/President should be a campaign of vengeance designed to make the decision to reverse away from EVs an absolutely disastrous one.

A single vote for Trump in the birthright citizenship case would be as bad as anything the Court has done since Bush v. Gore. This issue has been settled for more than a century. It is the jurisprudential equivalent of asking what 2+2 is. Any answer other than 4, something is deeply, deeply wrong.

noem husband bimboifcation gooner

I had to, sorry

"Israel" doesn't start with a J.

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: there’s a site i go to a lot that isn’t the best way to follow breaking news operator: is it a news site me: not really operator: why don’t you go to a news site me: i don’t know operator: jesus. ok. how many ambulances do you want me: 75

Banging on this that batteries met up to 44% of demand on the CA grid yesterday, roughly equivalent to 6 hoover dams. Cheap batteries are powering the grid. www.linkedin.com/posts/nicola...

Wind and solar installations hit another global record last year. Here’s how much got built.

PizzaINT = OUT StripperINT = IN

a thing that sucks most about relatively mild but persistent tinnitus is that it’s mostly ignorable until you notice your relatively mild but persistent tinnitus and then you can’t hear anything else

Getting sense that this is all being leaked to hell because Pentagon planners see how quickly this can become the biggest SOF shitshow since Dieppe. But conveying the sheer stupidity of it is being nerfed by Editors who are afraid of Trump and still believe in the operator cult.

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LETS. FUCKING. GO.

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Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.

there's a thing I like to call "load-bearing assumptions", that you don't notice until they're suddenly gone (e.g the air you breath has oxygen in it). the post-ww2 order is a load-bearing assumption for basically the entirety of american life. trump took a sledgehammer to it in the last 90 days.

This is quite something from Singapore's Minister of Foreign Affairs, Vivian Balakrishnan, in an interview with Reuters. The end of the post-war order, diagnosed in technocratic language. www.mfa.gov.sg/newsroom/pre...

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According to documents filed this morning by the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of NY, ICE has been lying for a year — not only to the public, but to the courts and to prosecutors — about being authorized to make arrests at 26 Federal Plaza and other immigration courts. (1/2)

The U.S. Army relaxed standards during the worst days of the war in Iraq--all the way through the surge. I was in front line units during that entire time, including battalion command. 1/5

2026: the year of "no really, your national security depends on aggressively switching to all renewables as quickly as possible"

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The REDUCE-REUSE-RECYCLE triangle but it's slowly tapping a baseball bat against its palm.

There's no way this hasn't been done, but I can only remember seeing this with the cow tools cow over lilah in the last panel, no tools. so.

I aspire to the level of Suburban Brain Excellence required to start a physical fight with Jack Reacher because you perceive him to be in violation of HOA bylaws. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ma...

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im the puppeteer for elmo and im making tough guy posts about how brunch libs need to be bullied more. im the 36-year-old barista at "softboyzz cat cafe" about to get fired for twinkdeath and im screaming about how clinton needs to get dronestriked. im a video game blogger ranting about turbolibs.