im learning how to make dinner out of trees. we still have trees for now. could prove useful. might start a blog

I haven't read this yet, but I wanted to share I'm very excited to read it

lol. lmao even

Holy fuck I just drove past what looked like the cutest small business called Mr. Rigatoni a town away and I decided to look it up mrrigatoni.com And it has the smallest menu, and everything seems so intentional, and FUCEN CHEESECAKE, and I'm going to go here soon. I will report back.

"I'm calling to demand the immediate dismantling of ICE for the murder of a woman in Minneapolis today and the impeachment of the President for his support of that murder" is the easiest call to my senators and representative I've ever made

To whom it may concern, I don't fucking want a health care visit. Stop calling and stay away from my home. Fuck off, Mat

We signed up for our town's rec center yesterday. There are basketball courts. We're going for the first time on Friday. I can't wait I can't wait I can't wait

im busting out playoff frog. after last , night i think the pistons might make the playoffs

Tech companies are not seriously trying to build sustainable platforms or businesses. We are not the market anymore. Their market is investors and their sole business goal is duping as many gullible investors as they can this quarter.

starting my birthday with my favorite streamer playing undertale for the first time and this is great

im not sure any singular picture has ever made me happier :3

New Recipe: Basketball Fuel 5 lbs of yukon gold potatoes, mashed 3 scoops garlic protein powder 8 oz butter hit with hand mixer until bored. dominate

I didn't understand Twilight at the time and after seeing the movie for the first time last night I feel like I understand it even less. It was weird.

the monstars only had five players so i feel like the best strategy would have been to attack the basket and foul them out to get robert sacre in

Cat Theory, an offshoot of Bird Theory, proposes the alternate, far less controversial idea that cats, in fact, are not real and birds, by comparison, are.

When was the last time a year was good!? Stop having years idiots TAKE ME SERIOUSLY

This is the year THe one CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT

ohio lost :)

im going to repost this early because im already pretty tired

oh hell oh no christmas is retroactively cancelled put the toys back

My new online business plan: could this be devolved somehow into an IRC channel?

Saw my parents for breakfast this morning. Stopped by their house after to pick up leftover pierogis from wigilia. When I left, my mom took holy water and used her thumb to paint a cross on my forehead because i dont know why exactly That's probably normal. That's probably something most parents do

Also, Hello Kitty isn't even the best character in the Hello Kitty universe:

So for whatever three people might be paying attention I was hoping to launch a website and do a 24 hour stream on my birthday in 11 days I uh I will not be able to do that for a few reasons at this point.

the only use of ai im okay with is eventually replacing jennifer garner in capital one commercials

Puppy with her peanut present

Time to bring out the festive ferret

Time to bring out the festive otter

I love that there are, like, real established holiday traditions in mmos. That is just so cool to me

I can't believe goofy has eaten 25 churros so far. Dude's a menace

I recommend the Disney channel rn

Whatever the occasion is or isn't for you, I hope you get as much love and joy out of today as possible <3

May we never forget that 23 years ago on Christmas Day, ABC’s holiday gift to NBA fans was the Floor Cam—quite easily the worst vantage point possible for watching basketball.

Massive amounts of gratitude to the NBA players who are spending their Christmas playing basketball instead of with family and/or friends. I absolutely adore Christmas Day games. Like so, so much. And these dudes and broadcasters and stuff are spending their day bringing me joy. I'm grateful.

Tis the Season and whatnot!

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

Merry Christmas!!!! Look at this cool shit!!!!!

Merry Christmas

Share this if your sister is named Christa

Family Christmas Card!!! w/ @auwa.bsky.social 's Lane #art #oc #originalcharacter #cyborg

Norad Santa tracker and Google Santa tracker don't agree so like what the fuck where is he

we're not bullying these people enough

Like okay. The tooth fairy is cool and all, but that's just teeth. I fell and broke my nose in grad school and didn't get anything. My nose points a bit to the side now though

the smell of brown sugar and chili powder together is so fucking amazing

sooner or later people who really think and hope they know better will understand what the backfire effect is

my therapist is magic

Texas, you either have to put noodles or beans in your chili. I'm not fucking around anymore