Suburban sprawl, explained:

No graphic has ever been used more 😔

Congratulations to Diego Simeone for personally wasting the last 30 seconds of the game, strategic masterclass

Diego Simeone getting booked for complaining about time wasting is EXTREMELY RICH

Wha in the hell was that Sorloft shot?

It must be wild to see a skeet like this without the context.

When I wait too long to do laundry and try to fit it all in one washing machine load

Was just reminded that the Champions League final on May 30th is at 12pm ET.

Arsenal going CONCACAF?

You’d think Villa are the team in the drop zone and Spurs are the team in the top five based on the balance of play here.

Bukayo Saka, imo

football total

this game owns lmao just nonstop action with the best players in the world on the ball

*hoopin!

I’ve always said the World Cup should have a free agents team where a manager is allowed to select a squad and be limited to one player per country that have not qualified.

Stop that, Kvaratskhelia

Chelsea and Man City in the FA Cup final. No other English clubs have systematically ignored, bent or broken the rules like both have done. In terms of trophies won, no other English clubs have been as successful over the past decade and a half either. The moral of the story - is that there is none.

Mikel Arteta is really funny.

Holy shit what a goal by Finn Azaz!

Miami Dolphins, ladies and gentlemen. (derogatory)

I can’t believe we are still doing this to ourselves.

I hate this team.

The new Vrabel pictures drop and he’s really going to be there making a first round pick tonight like George W. Bush “Now watch this drive.”

Properly bonkers story in the FT: www.ft.com/content/1ff3...

Marvellous to see Burnley enter the pitch promoting not just one, but two 100% illegal Asian-facing betting operators, 96.com and BK8, the second of which is thought to have been HQ'ed in Victory Paradise, one of Cambodia's worst cyber-slavery compounds. #greatestleagueintheworld

If you see this, post a monster

More like Leave’em Rosenior

I really need to be reducing my caffeine intake but man, that 12:30pm coffee just rips.

also: the NBA has rigged 5 lotteries: 85 (Ewing to NY) 11 (Kyrie to Cavs so Dan Gilbert would shut up about tampering) 12 (AD was part of Tom Benson’s deal to buy NOP) 16 (Simmons to Sixers for firing Hinkie; this was when Dikembe, RIP, tweeted congrats before the lottery happened) 24 (Luka/Flagg)

Knicks super choke?

Me trying to console Arsenal supporters youtu.be/qP02Krpw2G8

Havertz must score there.

The whole season is on the line for Arsenal but you’d never tell, and they haven’t created a chance in the last 20 minutes?

It’s not going to, because Arsenal will drop more points, but the title shouldn’t be decided on goal difference. If tied, should be a one game playoff for the trophy.

it is so delightful that the most successful American coach in European football is a guy from Jersey named Pellegrino Matarazzo

Think it’s about time to drink a #beer

is it really a summer tournament without

Oh fuck that was the coldest "no, I won't take it to the corner flag" I've ever seen.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck. Olise that is CLASS

Holy shit Luis Diaz (complimentary)

Bayern-RealMadrid is resembling a game of FIFA04.

And Bayern are back in front. Blimey.

Real Madrid scored inside 40 seconds. Manuel Neuer scuffed a pass and Arda Güler curled home a first time beauty from 40 yards into the empty net.

Holy shit!

1-2-3 Cancun!

Barcelona, getting a red card instead of just allowing a chance and keeping all 11 players on the field

Every red card Barcelona earns looks exactly the same and they learn absolutely nothing from it, stick to your principles kings