Game’s gone.

Insane goal, that.

Sir this is the Bernabeu, not an episode of Northern Exposure

Chelsea are not a serious football club.

Did we fleece the Broncos in that trade?

Phenomenal way to break the record.

Specs Chapman

Mike Tullberg was giving me Costco with that sweater

Many are saying, Canes hoops.

Everyone: [super annoyed it went from 80 and sunny yesterday to 48 and windy today] Me, a sicko:

I’m not sold on him as a footballer but I must admit that the name “Malo Gusto” goes hard as hell.

I’m not sold on him as a footballer but I must admit that the name “Malo Gusto” goes hard as hell.

Ooh that is so classy from Vitinha

That’s not a penalty, for me.

That’s a hilarious start to a second half.

Bam Adebayo and Dru Smith combined for 88 points!

When you get a trail mix with not enough raisins or m&ms in it

Bam is going to hear it from Spo if he can’t notch a double-double.

Barcelona’s marking (derogatory)

AJ Feeley 2: Electric Boogaloo

PSA: YOU ARE NOT GETTING MORE DAYLIGHT. YOU ARE JUST GETTING IT AT A DIFFERENT TIME. YOU ARE STILL GETTING THE EXACT SAME AMOUNT OF DAYLIGHT YOU FUCKING WEIRDOS.

daylight savings should be illegal

*Play-in game

I’m a permanent Standard Time stan. Clock changes are remarkably dumb and potentially moving to permanent Daylight Saving Time is even more hare-brained.

It was time for him to go but he won’t be forgotten.

D-Wade would never. I swear if I see another comparison or list….

There’s no analysis. It’s just funny.

On @pablo.show I talked about the limits of generative AI, and why the brainstorming process—which LLMs mostly eliminate, imo—is fundamental to doing *good* work.

(appearing in my weekly spot on my friend's TV show) i never wanted a public life (appearing on Joe Rogan, again) i yearn to live in solitude, away from the cameras (filming my own Netflix documentary, about me) oh! to be free from the fetters of fame! why must the public hound me so

Forest into the bottom three in the live table.

Villa are kind of shit.

Wolves remaining schedule is all bottom-half teams. They couldn’t, could they?

Critiquing my bar buddy’s jukebox selections

Insane finish.

Unless somebody even worse can be found

LOL. LMAO even.

Kadioglu nearly scored a goal of the season for Brighton. It did end up in a goal after the rebound off the bar.

Chris Paul hits a huge three

Two minutes into my first experience with UNO

SkiMo kind of rules

They’ve truly bottled it.

That’s certainly the kind of thing that happens to teams that finish second in the league.

I've come to strongly dislike viewing politics through this lens. You should vote for the candidates you like, rather than trying to guess what other people might like. And I think Bashear wrote about this because he's a Christian and it's important to him.

This is so out of order. Shocking behavior.

Incredibly shameful Mourinho response. Blames Vini for being abused and then does the “we can’t be racist, we have a black legend”. Couldn’t believe what I was reading.

you know that player said something super racist when the manager is saying the *club* isn't racist