Now let's do a silly one - Picasso before every portrait

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

The Ecstasy of St Paul, by Nicolas Poussin, 1650, 📸 by @jaethephotog

On one hand it’s clear companies are gonna start tying AI use to career growth which is bad since I hate using it outside of my very specific workflow, but on the other hand AI use is making everyone around me worse and this makes be look better so really who’s to say

Some political fundraising org just sent me a “Kirk Alert”

Don’t let Clav get too close JD he might also try to trade you for some perc 30s

*aggressively clicks Jeopardy! buzzer* “What is Whiskey Friday with Kill Tony Dokoupil?”

Slightly increase a band,,,brother I’m always trying to get my bands up

Outkick beating the Free Press they should let Clay get a spin with CBS News

Nobody: Ari Fleischer every 9/11 for some reason:

The millennial song is I’m on a Boat

Naz Reid

epstein salt bath

Leaking this photo so Dybantsa falls to 13

You can really skeet anything like VJ Edgecombe’s Wario is DJ Goonbrushe

PULITZER PABLO

how is "options trader" a job? like, "hey kid, wanna buy some choices?" bullshit, get outta here

Noah Kahan TikTok editors putting in 18 hour shifts the last couple weeks

Ladies if your man - uses unpredictability as his greatest asset in war planning - has unhuman super speed - conceals the fact that he can see no-ships - might be the kwisatz haderach That’s not your man, that’s Mentat Bashar Miles Teg

Met Gala? Yeah I met all kindsa apples before

Her: you better not be a full-sized phallic Keith Haring painting when I get there My ass:

GET IN

Martyrdom of Saint Simon Zelotes, Saint Judas Thaddeus, by Martin Johann Schmidt, 1796

We used to have Jobs, Hope, Cash and Spirit

Grateful for the reports that on her deathbed Tilly Norwood received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada

Le sigh.

Seattle Tacoma Bellevue

Get this on streaming ASAP it will go quadruple platinum in this man’s headphones

2028 Dem who runs on abolishing the filibuster and packing the court has my vote

FBI: “Lots and lots of tweets about a former Governor… Ella McCay” Kash: “a Canadian podcaster posting about Governor McCay. Border state?” FBI: “We haven’t been able to determine the state she was Governor of sir, or when she was in office. But we are shaking the trees”

the Sacramento zoo has 6 BABY CAPYBARAS

We’ve never been more back Sully has my full trust moving forward

the ghoul

The Nespresso store rules I love a store where you can’t walk in and buy stuff

Excellent day to be a Taylor Lorenz hater

A Dallas Maverick hasn’t fumbled a good thing this badly in just over a year

AI PAC is what I’m gonna be smoking when the bubble pops

I feel nothing tbh

Lange and Vinai can only restore their honor in one way

There’s is no god

*deep inhale* COYS

*contestant from jeopardy says some bullshit* Ken: “I’m gonna start doing that!”

I want Mcafee arrested