Me all weekend: "Monday at work is going to suck" Monday: *sucks* Me:

Rai and Fox majors in the same year. DP World Tour supremacy.

Cam's really going to win this after sitting in the clubhouse watching everyone else implode for 2 hours

Please golf gods let Bryson lose by 1 today it would be so funny

Bad day for the cheese eating surrender monkeys

Rory taking a chainsaw to Bryson 🔥🔥🔥

Final leaderboard at the Open prediction: 1: TBD 2: Fleetwood 3-78: TBD

“the film follows 2 unqualified bozos who are hired to transfer”

Frankly unfair that I have to be at work rather than watching an all-time meltdown from Bryson

Haven't watched a ton of movies lately (been rewatching The Wire (again)) but still some good ones in here

We've reached the level of climate hell where the weather report says "the extreme heat warning for today has been cancelled because the thick wildfire smoke will limit temperatures just enough." Seems good!

Bunny Colvin is the best TV character of all time

ah, yes, but maybe it’s pronounce “makes save” 😊

Spurs Academy just signed a goalie named Max Sieve. What's the opposite of nominative determinism?

Love when Mr. pickup truck man behind me turns absolutely crazy because I committed the unforgivable driving error of doing 60 in a 55

This is like watching a preseason game, everyone limbering up and getting a few reps in for when It finally happens. I like what I see. Scouting report is positive. When the big game arrives, I think we’re gonna see greatness. Squad is ready.

Wait I'm confused I thought Lindsey Graham was pro-life?

Man that shot of Nyland crying broke me. I've been super critical of him for years and the 2nd goal wasn't good today but overall he had a great tournament. Him and Haaland are the only reasons we made it this far.

I BEG YOUR UNBELIEVABLE PARDON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING STÅLE????

We have never been more back

Well this has gone downhill quick

Still blaming Sørloth for putting us in this situation in the first place

Ah there's the Nyland I've known for years

TORBJØRN

A stupid kicking related moment in a big game? They really are Vikings.

DEN ORANSJE MANNEN KAN IKKE HJELPE DEG NÅ HARRY

MÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅL

Kane playing in America so he thinks the ball has to go over the bar

Erling the ball does not go to your teammates the ball goes in the goal

Det kommer hjem 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴

VI GIR ALT ALT FOR NORGE OFRER ALT OM VI MÅ VI ER RØDE HVITE BLÅ HELE KAMPEN UT SKAL VI STÅ PÅ FOR NORGE VÅRT FEDRELAND

It still hasn't really hit me that Norway plays a WC Quarterfinal today. I remember when we were rolling a midfield of Håvard Nordtveit and Stefan Johansen in losses to Northern Ireland and Azerbaijan. And now this. Unreal.

Remembering Trans March a couple years ago where I almost dropped my skirt in the urinal of a port-o-potty. “IT IS TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING TO BE COVERED IN THE PISS OF STRANGERS,” I shrieked. One port-o-potty away, a pitch-perfect Gandalf replied “AND WHAT ABOUT THE PISS OF VERY OLD FRIENDS?”

CR7? More like CRY am I right??

@ the crying Brazilian children

Ok that was unreal. Haaland is unstoppable. Posting in English will now resume as normal. 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴

HEIAAAAAAAAAAAAA NORGEEEEEEE

5 kamper mot Brasil. Ingen tap. 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴

VI KOMMER TIL Å VINNE VM!!!!!

SI DET IGJEN OG IGJEN

VERDENS BESTE SPILLER. INGEN DEBATT

ERLINGGGGGGGGGG

VERDENS BESTE KEEPER JEG HAR ALDRI VÆRT UENIG

NYLANDDDDDDDDDD

Det gikk bra i 8 minutter. Men så kom Ajer.

Aldri en straff imo