FUCKING CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

oh my goodness! what. an. album! #NowPlaying #VinylSky

looking forward to Villa buying someone from Everton, you know, keep that PSR/SCR rolling 😉 ( this is not an entirely serious post)

this guy is a bona fide legend! get well soon, Mabbsy 😊

Sliver. absolute tosh. walked out after about 20minutes.

right, Wordle. what shit word are you gonna come up with today?

Argies trying to bore their way to penners 🤷‍♂️

Argentina without the ball: 10men Argentina with the ball in the England third and Messi can finally be arsed: 13men

how it started…… how it’s going 😊

did Aaron Ramsey score a hattrick in a kickabout over the weekend, or something?!

could we tempt Dizzy from Pakistan?

today’s selection #NowPlaying #VinylSky

COME ON YOU FUCKING LILLIES, I mean, ENGALND! GET IN TO THESE FUCKING FARMERS 😉

Peston’s in my boozer 😕

England fans now know what it’s like to be a Spurs fan.

“And, i’m really looking forward to receiving my Premier League winners’ medal at (new) White Hart Lane in May next year”, continued Porro, who prefers to be called “Peter” [EdoNews]

were they worried about future business??

maybe Trump was trying to convince H to sign for DC United; i mean, H does like to discuss his career moves on a golf course 🤷‍♂️

they’re now safe down in Almeria. thank you for your kind thoughts x

sooooo, this is near the village where my mum and sister live… they’ve just been told to evacuate… 😳 www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cx...

Andre is just so inciteful!

what's happened to LaLa? she was there for the handover bantz with Grimmy, but it's now Nemone... 🤷‍♂️

IT’S HERE!!

i won’t celebrate the death of that terrible harridan, but i cetainly won’t mourn her. and i know there’s a special place in hell for her, right next to the Milk Snatcher.

no signings for almost a week? what the fuck, Tottenham Hotspur? Sort it out 😡😉 #EnicOut

fun tennis fact: the women’s number 10 seed at Wimbledon’s doubles partner is Ekaterina Muchness 😉🎾

fucking rest day??? fucking woke overpaid footballers 😉

yeah, i was thinking about another Trevor McDonald..!

How is this even possible?! 📌 A 38-story NYC skyscraper is at risk of collapse on 42nd Street. Video shows structural support beams inside the building buckling.

i think this is what is lnown in the trade as a massive trouncing 😉🏏🏏

can clacton people vote for “none of the above”?

Nile, Scissors, Blimpy, and Duran; a perfect Sunday evening in Hyde Park 😉

blimpy’s in attendance…

who knew!! #Dougal #Wombat18

those summer colds are just terrible 😉 #sniffsniff #IYKYK

what’up, ‘Merica?

there’s filming on my road on Tuesday (parking suspensions in place). the local pub is also closed Sunday and Monday for filming… sources say that Steve Martin (and possibly Martin Short and Selena Gomez) is shooting “Only Murders In The Building”… #CelebNews

well that was a waste of everyone’s time and effort last night, wasn’t it?! #MEXENG

ARMAGEDDON!! youtu.be/cTrOb8zyrZk?...

strangely enough, Vicious Sneering Odium are in session for Riley and Co on Wednesay evening 👍

well…

bloke gets job 🤷‍♂️ the same as bloke becomes manager of the Nazis.

yaaay, an hour of that turd wailing “Nooorrrf Landaaaan F’reveeeerrrrr” tomorrow evening in my back garden 😕

never in doubt 😉

pen all day long. no question whatsoever. i reckon they think it’s Spurs in white.

i’d be interested to hear what the boy had to say on this..

Dad: Neil Diamond, Abba, anything Irish, FR David (!) Mum: Beatles and lots of Radio 2

why was the blimp over London today?

s’all opening up well for Ing-Er-Land 😉

i think if it was me, i’d try and score one of these penners 🤷‍♂️