Pure luck with the last 2. Wild guesses where I kept going back and forth about where to shoot for the middle of my guessing area. www.maptap.gg July 7 100🎯 100🎯 96🔥 92🏆 93🏆 Final score: 947

I see there are competing Mitch McConnell conspiracy theories. Dead vs vegetable. Praying for vegetable bc it’s what he deserves. Forget the quick exit, hanging on to block a special election is absolutely how he should go out. Being used as a chess piece. The grift must continue.

Life, Larry and the Pursuit of Unhappiness: an Almost History of America Rob Reiner gets the last laugh 💙

Pobrecitos I hate seeing them cry 🇲🇽

No mames

I’m going to be sick. 11 minutes. 😬

Are you kidding me!? I’m gonna go wash my hair. 😭

Boooooooo 🍅

This game is between a country that knows how to cook beans right and a country that puts them on toast

Mexico as a nation do know how to cook Rice tbf.

I went to let the dog back in and my husband is just screaming “AMARILLO! I DON’T KNOW HOW TO SAY CARD!”

Goddamn right. You belt out that anthem. God save the king is laaaaaaame. 🇲🇽

It’s a fight over the remote. He keeps turning on English coverage and I keep putting it on Telemundo.

24 hours

Unbothered

My baby cousins are going through a lot with their mom. So my mom and I decided to do Xmas in July for them since my uncle is so broke taking their mom to court. The oldest and I are 24 years apart, but I was also a band kid and it’s doing a lot for her. Her mom got her a $100 Amazon flute and it

🦈⚽️ VAMOS

Argentina is getting SO frustrated with this goaltender 😂

Does Jacob Trouba have a man bun now? Ew.

cant believe nyc is not only walkable but climbable

I need to go to bed. But ¡VIVA! 🇲🇽

Kevin Rodriguez sounds like someone that could be my cousin and I hope my husband doesn’t notice that or he’s going to make the same joke

It’s a race to see if the game starts or if my edible kicks in first

I’m not gonna be out here victimizing blaming. That’s not helpful. If you ever visit this state: assume every pond, river, lake, puddle has a gator. That’s just how you have to operate for safety. I’m from the top of the big lake, gators are literally everywhere. Extra caution: it’s mating season.

Cue RFK eating a dead raccoon doing pushups in jeans with a Zyn in his mouth. MAHA baby! 🫩

No shit. Like everyone didn’t see this coming. Here comes that treasure coast trash to take his place.

“Ok fine we’ll leave you birthright citizens alone FOR NOW. But we have to stomp fully on someone’s rights. Trans people, here’s another black eye.” They cannot leave trans people alone for a single goddamn day. It’s disgusting.

Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

THE DRAMA ⚽️

Paraguay vs Germany is SOME DRAMA

I am so late to the party with the evangelical church bible school clip going around where they rush in with guns to kill the devil. And people are so shocked. Like honestly that was pretty tame. You’re just very unaware of how nuts some of these churches, I’d argue especially in the south, can be.

Day 1 of forcing co-pilot into every Microsoft program and outlook is sending emails before we have a chance to write anything. Great job everyone. AI is definitely making our jobs easier. 🙃

Corey Perry pack yo shit

“What game is on?” “Portugal the Man vs Columbia Records.” “You proud of that joke?” 😄 I cannot with this man 😑

I am irrationally mad about this

Looking at solid one piece walnut and maple cutting boards because I’m a good wife and want to upgrade his sanctuary, the kitchen.

The NHL draft is a giant wet fart so far. It’s getting comically bad.

Gary said a die hard leaf fan and I swear to god I thought it was Steve Dangle and not fucking Bieber.

All of Buffalo booing the Leafs warms my heart

The Puerto Rican bakery still had croquettes today 🥹

So that’s my mother in law’s car 🤦🏽‍♀️

Love hearing all the local election drama from my mom. Okaloosa f’ed up so bad, but at least it was the same mistake invalidating all candidates in a race instead of someone moving on automatically. Martin has everyone trying to dig up dirt on one another and now a guy is moving out of the county. 🙃

Rain!? Finally!? 🌧️

A year-long Scripps News investigation has exposed record revenues for detention center owners, despite evidence of inhumane conditions.

Our new voter registration cards showed up and it turns out we moved districts AGAIN. I thought we weren’t impacted in the shake up but I guess we were. Looks like the line cuts right by our damn neighborhood. 😑

“If you took this management position, how would you resolve conflict between team members?” *don’t say that’s what a shoe is for. don’t say that’s what a shoe is for..*

I look forward to the eventual fall out

Oh dang. Le go he? 🔥🏀