Don’t give me hope if you don’t mean it #GoBolts

I simply refuse to let the Lightning hurt me tonight. So here’s a pic of what my mother in law got my husband for his birthday. A whole pork roll. I’ve got cheese singles and Kaiser rolls added to the grocery order.

#FloridaChristmas 🦩🎄🐊

I just saw a reaction video of an entire bar watching the end of Heated Rivalry episode 5. They’re losing their minds screaming, yelling, cheering, clapping… just incredible.

This is gonna make me reactivate my FB just to see who is melting down back home. Holy shit. 😂

Can’t believe they brought the meme to life

My hubs likes to play a game where he sees how far out he can remote start the car. Just did it in the Polynesian resort parking lot. We’re so far away, suddenly a suburban jumps the median. Absolutely wrecks his rims on the curb. It was to take our spot and we’re not even there yet. 💀

I thought this was total parody but he actually pitched this!? He pitched the hunger games!? Does he know the book wasn’t a manual and Stanley Tucci is not actually a game show host?

$1.7 billion for the Penguins!?

Finally done. Tree 3 of 3 is in the books. 🎄

Present from my work secret Santa arrived and it’s absolutely glorious

Can we turn the power play down? 😑 #GoBolts

Nature is healing

My hubs got a call from his employee in the area. She’s visiting one of their branch locations. 4 different people came in and said they were pulled over for their license plate cover. 1st time is a warning and logged in their records. If you’re caught again they’re charging you. I hate it here 😑

WOAH 😢

Tree 2 of 3 finally done 🎄💀🎅🏽🎃

This cursed ass game vs the Islanders 😂

Indiana, Help me pick between a cup of ice cream or a shake.

Locked in some gains and sold off a few things before he crashes the entire market with either of these morons

Uhhhhhhhhh

Audioslave was playing on the classic rock station. I have more life to live, goddamnit

Oh so they desperate for everyone to stop hating them. Now we’ll just be high AND still hate them.

“Well I’m glad we went to Savannah instead of flying to New Jersey for this fucking game. Happy birthday to me!” He’s very annoyed and said to stop telling him the score. 😅 #GoBolts

Fam I’m not spending a dime on that stadium series jersey if it really looks like that. It’s ass.

Oh. Oh no. 😈

Shahid Khan’s yacht just chilling in the river is wild

This and trans rights stickers on the soda machine? Ok we can eat here. God bless you Orlando.

I was too busy stuffing pizza into my face but… BRAYDEN POINT THANK GOD they suddenly remember where the net is! It’s a Christmas miracle!! #GoBolts

Just saw someone refer to universal blood recipients (AB+) as “blood sluts” and now I know what to write in the “To:” section on my mom’s Xmas presents this year. To: Blood Slut From: Your Blood Bag

Well the Jeff Buckley documentary has destroyed me emotionally so I’m going to bed

Lightning drop their fourth in a row.

Movie you've watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Marvel/Star Wars.

Tree 1 of 3 done 🎄🎄🎄

Every episode of It’s Florida, Man is just someone that 100% could be from my high school class or their parents. Good god did we grow up as swamp trash.

I just mistyped my own name 3 times so I guess happy Monday and also more coffee will be needed

Ok well after that episode of heated rivalry I’m definitely not starting the Jeff Buckley doc until tomorrow. People are happiest just being their most authentic self and I wish everyone could just live that way. Why doesn’t everyone deserve that?

Ron DeSantis got his feelings hurt this week when the weed people outsmarted him about removing petitions for getting legal weed back on the ballot. Threw a tantrum over the paperwork and gave an insane deadline no elections office could meet. They didn’t meet it so he gave another deadline that

So they’re voting to approve a data center out in Palm Beach County out in the equestrian/agriculture area and Ellison is buying Lion Country Safari? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM 🤔

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I’m still so annoyed by this. A hand pass. A hand pass!? A HAND PASS!?

I do and don’t want to watch the Jeff Buckley doc. It’s gonna make me so sad. 😞

UGGGGGHHHHHH taking that goal away right at the end is a dagger to the heart. 😭 #GoBolts

Woke up with Lazlo Bane “Overkill” in my head. So it’s listen on repeat time until it decides to leave.

I literally knew nothing about Heated Rivalry before I started watching today. It’s giving “what if Sid and Ovi fucked fanfic”. Easy to see why the story has been so popular. The flirty texting alone is adorable.

Heated Rivalry episode 1: “I should probably watch this alone”. *15 minutes in* “THANK GOD I WATCHED THIS ALONE”

Oh I didn’t realize Jacob Tierney is who spearheaded Heated Rivalry for tv! Once again another hit under his belt.