PLAY FREE BIRD 🇺🇸🚨🏒🦅

OH SHIT SWEDEN

Charlie McAvoy hitting everyone bc only his face hurts and not the rest of his body. He’s unstoppable with the fishbowl.

Can we please talk more about the better pair of brothers on his team? One sees ghosts and I’m pretty sure the younger one can read unlike Brady*. *allegedly

Lower body injury for Hedman but they still put him in? Wut?

Wait, no Hedman AND no Jesper Bratt? WTF is going on?

All of Canada after Marner scored in OT 🇨🇦

I can’t believe how this game played out. Just insanity. Czechia, hell of a job.

Enjoying this before Sweden does the same thing to 🇺🇸 at 3

Was it Necas that had the interview saying “we knew we couldn’t beat them twice so we let them have that 1st win”? It’s gonna make the rounds if Canada doesn’t flip this script fast.

I will do nothing but watch / read Canadian media for a solid week if they lose. The fans are going to be unhinged.

PALLY 🇨🇿

🚨CROSBY DOWN🚨

My god the amount of current/former Lightning players in this game 🏒

I have had a drink with one of these women. Also her kids are hilarious little goofballs who tried to take us apple picking but I was more interested in a cider flight and cider donuts.

Sweden out here looking like Michigan with these kits

Rousey v. Carano (Live Event, 2026)

Love Belly. So sad it’s over for him.

If you ask a Mexican person if the food they're eating is spicy, you cannot trust the answer. You might hear "a little", "it has spice", or the classic: "No, it's not spicy at all." For years, I thought this was a national inside joke. The truth is much weirder and retrospectively obvious (1/x)

The gods have blessed us. Unhinged curling pants are back baby. 🥌

Gudas just laying on a guy is hilarious

Curling is truly extra fun this year. Can’t stop watching. And I already watch it quite often during the Olympics. 🥌

Enzo just farted so loud in his sleep he woke himself up 🐶💨 So that’s my Monday so far…

Playing for gold! Let’s fucking go! 🇺🇸🏒🦅 The women not allowing a goal since the 1st game is NUTS.

Team USA with more goals than Team Sweden have umlauts in their names at this point

Thank the gods I hear rain! 🌧️

Once again 3-0-0 🦅🏒🇺🇸

USA had a 5-0 lead, Norway brought it back level but the US with the 🔨 gets the win on their final stone

In my own personal universe I choose to believe Austin Matthews intentionally hit Jack Hughes out of jealousy for his hairline

I’m so accustomed to people thinking I’m white at first, that it totally throws me when another Mexican clocks me instantly. Homie just hit me with an hasta luego and I was so unprepared. My dorkie ass “gracias, adios.”

Oh no Tim Wilson is gone

Tom Wilson chasing that dude around the ice is crazy. Let it go.

Were those Hagel’s parents in the crowd? 💙

lol I didn’t think anyone would actually see this. But they did fix the article.

2-0-0 🦅🏒🇺🇸

Jake and bake 🇺🇸🦅🏒

I see there’s even more curling drama today 🥌👈🏽🇨🇦

God he’s so embarrassing 😭

Ema Matthews they could never make me hate you or your pozole 🇺🇸🇲🇽🥣

Charlie McAvoy full fish bowl. I respect it dude. Your poor face.

Um hello? #GoBolts

CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! (I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)

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Internet went down so we’re missing some hockey. Also Canada vs Sweden cheating in curling?

PLAY FREEBIRD

From the NHL account / NBA_paint

4 points in 1 end!? 🇺🇸🥌

Man Finland didn’t let up that whole game

Come on Sweden

“Oh look. They have Powerade for the kids and Ensure for Brock Nelson.”