I literally went to Costco and bought a meal that just gets put in the oven to get me by for a few days because I’m busy. Then I made a sheet pan meal of just veggies and sausage using my lunch hour and some time after work. Boom, leftovers until I can get to the weekend.

The Pabst Brewing Co. has confirmed it is ceasing production of Schlitz, the iconic lager that has quenched the thirst of American beer drinkers for 177 years.

Now I gotta watch Empire Records for the 100th time

They’re talking about getting slimed at Nickelodeon Studios on Reddit. I am so sad I lost my certificate at some point. But I was indeed slimed and it tasted like vanilla pudding. Absolute bitch to get out of my hair. But it’s a really fun memory. 90’s Nickelodeon was so peak.

I’ve been getting lots of questions about the weather so to save you the hassle, I’ve created an exclusive 150-day Florida forecast. You are welcome. See you in November! 🤣

Somehow my best day. At least I got in country for all of these. www.maptap.gg May 19 95👑 95🏆 100🎯 98🔥 97🔥 Final score: 975

Again, NHL script writers: we’re gonna have a team that gets to the ECF with the most efficient path and and the least efficient path for lols Just bonkers

HABS!? Oh UPL. I’m so sorry bud. Ouch.

The NHL script writers have struck again with a dramatic game 7 OT I’m thinking of how many fans there are ready to throw up no matter the outcome

Bluesky went down so I was forced to do school work while having game 7 on 🤓 It was all about eclipses. Ready for a 3rd period where guys are actively trying to stab each other.

I’ve seen several people on Reddit “create” their new “depression era” meals with the price of groceries skyrocketing. But they’re just making super common Latin food. No Sheryl, putting beans with potatoes, onions, tomatoes, and a new spice you’ve recently found (cumin) is not a new poverty dish.

Thank god. Our ponds are almost completely gone.

Playoff hockey. If it really goes to overtime I’m going to lose my mind.

I see it’s already that time

Ok then Montreal and Buffalo

The guest toilet now has a new toilet seat, new handle, and a new flush valve seal. All other household problems, leave me alone for a few weeks. I don’t have the patience.

Omg my shirt arrived! It’s almost Bee Week bitches! Does @minakimes.bsky.social get to introduce herself as new host AND Jeopardy champion?

Getting prepped for the holiday weekend. Making 3 kinds of tamales. 🫔 🫔🫔 Grabbed all the pork today. Just need to grab chicken later. I’ve got hojas, masa, and dried peppers on the way.

🔗: https://wfts.tv/4ual2Od "We need that labor, we need that sweat equity," Raul Banasco, a jail administrator for the Travis County Sheriff's Office in Austin, Texas, said when he took the stand in the Julio Foolio sentencing phase.

Well now I’ll be making toilet repairs tomorrow. So that’s fun.

NEWS: The Vegas Golden Knights must forfeit their 2026 second-round NHL Draft pick, and John Tortorella has been fined $100,000 after Tortorella skipped his postgame news conference and the team failed to allow locker-room access to reporters after a victory on Thursday.

I found out today he actually did die 😬

I’m sorry we just got served an ad for the ark experience and I’d like to throw the whole tv away now. Gross and creepy. wtf… did Zuckerberg hear me talking about hobby lobby and get me that ad? I WAS DISPARAGING THEM NOT PRAISING THEM.

I use a service for work that monitors / plays back stations from across the country. Issue with 1 ABC that I needed to confirm, can’t pull video. So I start at the top and just randomly grab Baltimore. Find what I need but left it playing. When I look back up people are just having a crab race!? 🦀

When even master control is annoyed taking some of these “breaking news” cut ins

Avs vs Canes finally? Could be fun. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Oh Minnesota… that’s Wild. I’ll see myself out.

Half watching hockey, half learning Greek astronomers.

The Panera salad stuffed loafs (you know, sandwiches) commercial is really in high rotation and I hate you so much

All the Carlson/Carlsson/Karlsson’s fighting for the same puck in the corner is the universe aligning

I am on my 14th algebra math quiz of the day to prepare to take a test that says I can do college algebra 🫠 I hate it

People would rather end up losing everything living on the street than admit they were wrong about Trump or even say “he fooled me”. That’s still just mind blowing to me. It’s not weak to be wrong and admit it. It’s not weak to make a mistake and own up to it. Grow up while there’s still a chance.

Rolled my ankle trying not to fall down a hill as some loose dirt gave way and that’s a shade of purple I’ve never seen on my foot before. The dog thankfully did not run. He was right at my side checking on me. But yeah, not ideal.

They’re just gonna let the Everglades fire burn the whole state

HAD 'EM IN A CHOKEHOLD 😳 Will Buffalo bounce back in Game 4? #StanleyCupPlayoffs

Why are they calling me out like this

Buffa-no? 😬

"I'm asking you to go away, please"

Catching up on #SNLUK and did not see Daniel Day Lewis coming at all 😂💀

He did a jailbreak from the neighbors patio!? The way he just hurled himself 💀

This mf’er ran at my door and scared me 🐢

All of chapter 2 was moon phases and this skeet is all I have in my head 🌖

I just learned about Ballsmaxxxing and I’d like to go back to a time before knowing that please

I’m 3 chapters and 4 quizzes into astronomy. Only 4 more chapters and 4 more quizzes before the midterm. Summer A is going to fly before I start Summer B with American Government 🫠

Our niece and her boyfriend are signing the paperwork for their 1st apartment. They’ll move in the day after her bday in July. We’re coming up on the 4 year anniversary of her moving in with us. What a difference 4 years has made and it feels like it flew by. 😭

Colorad-oh no I stopped watching hockey to watch 1 show, came back and wtf..

Is this the part where they play Petey Pablo? I’m unfamiliar with their customs. 🧹🧹🧹🧹 Sorry Philly. That’s rough.

$35 for parking at PBSC!? Eat shit 😂 I’d rather park at Legacy Place and walk. Actually I worked at that Total Wine for a few years and WE SAW SOME SHIT. Personal favorites include the slow speed police parking lot chase, drunk guy punching out his own window, and a lady with a snake in her pants.