Dude is every rich white guy in the Epstein files!?

Honestly one of my favorite, all be it brief, on screen duos.

Ice can subsist on deez nuts

I shouldn’t have to spend this much time thinking about protecting myself from 6 dudes wiping out every dollar I’ve worked to save over my entire life.

If you are still considering coming to the United States for the World Cup, you should know that everything is airport prices. Everywhere. Except at the stadiums where everything is 3x airport prices. It also sucks. A dry hamburger is $22.

My take is that the Premier League is so far above other leagues that our 14th place side is competing for a European trophy. #COYS

anyone trying to say they're reversing course on any of this is lying to you

The return of the vuvuzela

A lot of my colleagues have been saying “you just need to focus on work and compartmentalize what is happening outside of work. Let work be a distraction.” No. I can’t look away from the hours of 8-5pm. We have to break this sentiment in corporate culture. This SHOULD disrupt work.

More athletes need to speak up. I know the leagues and publicists are likely stifling many voices, but the league and or your career won’t exist in the world this regime wants.

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Haha - I rolled a Cleric in my current campaign.

Sepp isn’t making any money off this anymore so his fucks hath been exhausted.

A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line

All Palantir Employees Are Bastards. Everyone at this company knows exactly what they do. Their psychotic CEO gleefully broadcasts his grim beliefs. Now they are just getting scared working for Evil Inc might negatively impact the rest of their lives (aka fuck up their money).

I’m pretty sure I misheard this, but I thought my wife just referred to her coffee as “chaotic bitch water”

The economy party is at it again. Red means winning, right?

This is actually an incredible encapsulation of how badly people want what is happening in this country to quietly resolve itself so things can get “back to normal.” Time to wake up or be complicit, Matthew.

They are not beating the allegations of being a bunch of twice-rejected Call of Duty basement dwellers.

stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.

Lew Zealand. Guy would just roll up and throw boomerang fish. Absolute dedication to his craft.

When people write things like this - purporting expertise on something so specific as the 1924 Italian general elections, so attuned to that moment in history that they are able to see the parallels of today that few others can, is crazy to me. This is not how real people exist.

Every ice agent and collaborator needs to burn in hell, but I don’t have a lot of patience - I want their lives to be hell. I want them to lose their homes. I want them not knowing where their next meal comes from. I want them hopeless in THIS life. THEN, they have my permission to burn in hell.

I’d love to know how many messages Ken got. My bet is 0-5. There is not more alarm internally. They are having the time of their lives grinding to level up their gear.

Ah. I see I’ll be watching Aston Villa roll about the pitch for the next 70 minutes… Does the premier league offer any enjoyment anymore?

Call the piece of legislation that ultimately abolishes ICE the Pretti-Good Act

I think about this a lot. We have about 3700 weeks in our lives. How many have been wasted by needless hate? How many more?

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

And now we know. Not what I hoped for, but what I expected.

Just waiting for Dems to send that fundraising text so I can end all of these atrocities with just $25 more dollars.

We’re going to find out that Frank just had the team sheet upside down this whole time. #COYS

All Palantir employees are bastards

Making my peace with Spurs being a relegation quality club for the next few years. But surely, this HAS to be the end of the Thomas Frank experience. #COYS

If Walz calls in the guard, will they obey and protect the citizens? We need to find out.

The rule of law isn’t going to magically restore itself. This is another huge moment. Will Minnesota lawmakers take action, or continue wringing their hands about legal decorum? It’s time to ignore the paperwork.

The same guys who think they could beat Serena at tennis or take down Amanda Nunes in a fight or win against Aja Wilson in hoops are the ones who believe the US doesn't need any other country and can win every fight. Same idiots.

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As a manager I feel insane that MY bosses, and my peers need to know how every moment is spent. They are shocked when I don’t know what everyone on my team is working on every day. Yet we continually over deliver precisely because I don’t burn everyone’s time with status updates.

JFC I’m sick of waiting for it to happen. Just give us the W. Damn.

"History will not look kindly upon______" Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait

Normies aren’t allowed at Davos because if we saw how truly stupid these people are, their word order would crumble.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING. We aren’t sustaining Patrick.

Como is fun to watch and Nico Paz is a baller. What a dream #10 he would be. #COYS

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

This is a great read - it really connects with me both inside and out of football. Life and sport is analog. It is infinitely and continuously variable, and the more we try and smash it into 1s and 0s, it degrades. I don’t cheer for analytics and spreadsheets. #COYS

Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time

My sleep demon is Ryan Reynolds doing ad reads for Mint Mobile

Chat shit, get banged.

At this point I’d take ChatGPT #COYS

You cannot honestly tell me it was a good idea to sack Ange for Frank. I’m not talking about Ange for some fantasy manager. I mean Frank specifically. #COYS