“Promising Kendrick Perkins Sentence” is killing me

In 10 years, we went from “unicorns” being a $1b valuation to companies getting hundreds of billions as a reduced IPO target. The math, as they say, does not math.

I’m so fucking angry about this. Now we know who she truly is. This is a level of corruption we cannot simply vote our way out of

If you have any kind of business degree and you don’t understand price elasticity… you didn’t even get a basic education.

This is true. I tried. I like chia seeds in stuff… but lord it is NOT a primary ingredient.

My first World Cup memory. My mom would not let me grow the rat tail.

Teachers unions should be way more powerful than police unions.

The two main AI use-cases are scams and revenge porn.

Stop talking and do it then, hoe. See what happens.

Banger

Gabriel. The biggest cheat all year. Fuck off.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

“You can’t call a handball like that in a champions league final.” SCREAMING IN SISSOKO #COYS

I had a dream last night that Gabriel broke into my home and shot me in my sleep. I received the red card and died. I don’t know what this means for the champions league final… #COYS

Pochettino’s #USMNT for the bizarro World Cup:

Attention tall and fit men: grease up and come to my very masculine wrestling party. RFK will personally inspect your “volume” at the door.

Well well well. If it isn’t the I-wish-we-could-give-each other-blowjobs brothers.

BANG! TA-LA-FREAKOOOOOO!

Calling Stephen Miller an “ugly fuck” is like the NICEST thing you could say about that shitheel.

Billionaires should be required to pilot the rockets when they launch if they receive any public funds.

Called this back in October

This is the stupidity tech companies are taking advantage of with local government. Midwestern towns don’t want to be thought of as “behind” which makes them tantalizing marks.

Republicans: I BET YOU CAN’T NAME SOME YOUNG MEN YOU LIKE!

I’m excited to see who scores the first touchdown in NBA history

This entire thread is great, but this really hits. Especially as someone who grew up with very little. Success feels temporary, and our lives are in the hands of irresponsible people who lust to take everything from everyone.

This week I have learned the gravity of BTS. They made Las Vegas feel busy, and I’ve been to CES. BTS may have the 9th largest GDP in the world.

Few things are in greater contrast than the vibes on a returning flight from Las Vegas compared to the arrival flight.

Reminder: Toni fucking Kinský. #COYS

Just won $100 playing Draymond Green's Shut Up and Slam Jam Karate Basketball.

Honestly fuck you to the premier league. We beat your agenda. #COYS

Is it weird that I want us to win today in part as a fuck you to a segment of our supporters? #COYS

They are playing in Anthony A’s face with this

The airport is the only place you can see people from the 80s, 90s, 2000s, and today!

Excited to be seeing A’ja Wilson and the @lvaces.bsky.social this weekend in Vegas!

Wemby to the league:

Ange would have those boys ready, head and heart, for Sunday. #COYS

introduce yourself with ten bands you’ve seen live Bloc Party Soundgarden Japandroids People Under the Stairs Murder By Death The Weakerthans Jack White Earth, Wind & Fire Dinosaur Jr Milli Vanilli I am ungovernable.

This is the most real post. I don’t get it either, man.

"Some of those who work forces are the same who burn crosses."

Of all the shit happening in the world, Travolta’s new look is the most chaotic thing.

James Harden is a man that looks at all the data and says: I will adjust nothing. And you know what? Financially… it’s worked out pretty well for him.

Living in the United States is easy if you don’t eat food.

This is me dancing in the middle of Beale Street waiting for my Lyft at 2am.

The use case Google keeps using in press is about compiling market data built on custom parameters- because in their minds we all day-trade stonks to get rich quick. This is just enabling another level of our scam economy.

Oh sheeeee-YIT.

It all comes down to Sunday - at the fortress that is Tottenham Hotspur Mixed Use Entertainment Complex.

This entire season has felt like a slow robbery in broad daylight. Not just for Spurs either.

Could really use a 90+6 moment right now. #COYS

Surely Sarr and Madders start or come on at half on Sunday. #COYS