Now inside the park. Drinking a Ballast Point. Still listening to Ruby SoHo. It seems less appreciated now.

Listening to Ruby SoHo while drinking a Guinness outside of Petco Park

Get those Paramount+ subscriptions ready. #COYS

Wow 🥺 The Iranian national soccer team players with tiny backpacks as tribute to honor the children and teachers killed at the Shajareh Tayyebeh girls' elementary school in Minab, Iran ❤️‍🩹

Best sushi I’ve had in a long time. Nagisa San Diego. Absolutely fantastic.

Strong name, strong ligaments. I think. #COYS

It’s been really odd to watch people ON THE LEFT say folks are overreacting… despite hundreds of examples of outlandish behavior since 2016.

This is roughly the revenue of a mid-sized regional franchise system. No one is investing trillions in fast casual concepts and they are profitable.

Paying taxes is so dumb rn

Man what the fuck.

Oh they are about to get SUED sued.

I’m having difficulty looking at this image

Huge W. Supposedly “green” data center project withdrawn from Lansing. Their paper thin value proposition wasn’t going to stand up to the slightest breeze of public scrutiny. Shady dealings by everyone involved, including the mayor.

Remember when people thought Nate Silver was smart?

Vibe choking

Every form of organized resistance is some fucking white paper or long form video, but ultimately compliance. All it ever needs to be is: this guy is a pedophile and belongs in the dirt.

The Usual Suspects (1995)

Ron Pearlman Fallout voiceover

It's tight but he is just on

By using the tongs to reach her water bottle in the cupboard today, my wife has now surpassed that last 15 years of useful innovation from Silicon Valley.

“Do you serve breakfast all day?” “No” Soul crushing.

Dead internet theory is far less conspiratorial than we think, IMO.

Does anyone know who is organizing against the data center in Lansing?

Is no one willing to tell Haaland he needs a new hairstyle?

You know… we don’t actually NEED to care about this. If social media doesn’t work without the worst, most hateful people in the world, then I’m glad it’s dying. People without anything to sell don’t worry about engagement metrics like an addict.

Neat. I still don’t trust them to do the right thing.

One of the more shocking things about Klarna is how instantly every e-commerce business inserted it into the checkout experience.

My morning monocle just fell into a cup of tea as I drew back in shock.

Dressed in my finest Billy Crystal cosplay for dinner tonight.

dudes rock

Okay now rage-leak the Epstein files.

This is actually my #1 feature request for every politician: don’t make me think about you.

“Cool it with the shrimp pal” is an all-timer

The goat

Banger from… The Economist?

THATSA SPICY MEAT a BALL

Instead, western carmakers are stepping back from EVs.

like, I do NOT know how you survive being a young person today. it feels like we've closed off every opportunity they were ever promised while still expecting them to hoist themselves up by their bootstraps, and also the bootstraps cost $39.99 a month and sell your data to raytheon

“I’m sorry you look Filipino.”

We don’t DeZerve this. #COYS

The thing about AI is that I understand there are tasks you would like technology to do for you, makes all the sense in the world, but I have no idea why any of those tasks would be “write a book” or “perform a song” or “act in a movie” or a lot of the rest of this shit

I would like to remind the world of John Lithgow’s shit British (?) accent in the 1993 action/thriller CLIFFHANGER.

reading a book about iran. apparently the gov there is run by a Supreme Leader who has conducted mass deportations, sent forces into cities, uses state licenses to control media, labeled protestors "enemies," slapped tariffs on industries, and is supported by religious extremists. didn't know this.

It’s always been absurd to me that people pay $80K for a GMC Yukon as a suburban status symbol. But now it’s fucking hilarious to think about paying $80K for a car with plastic interior that ALSO costs $150 to fuel every week.

Meatopia. I’ve only heard rumors… but it’s real. It’s really real.

Aside from De Zerbi’s poor morals and behavior, I have no interest in a manager that told us to fuck off in the past. This is going to be Conte 2.0 with none of the upside. #COYS

This includes people who attend No Kings events.

If you're in line to be the manager of Tottenham, stay in line! #COYS

Tudor out. What a crap situation for anyone to walk into… plus losing his dad. I hope he forgets this chapter of his career. #COYS