Tired: “my peanus horts” Wired:

NEW: We’ve identified the man who runs the far-right troll account on X “HowlingMutant,” whose jokes about rape and the Holocaust have earned him nearly 200,000 followers, which include Vice President JD Vance. His name is Alexander Norden, from Rockaway Park in New York City.

Dipping my toe into intravenous drug use

Love the the painting of the guy cheering in the background. Perfect touch.

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

Man idk how to express how demoralizing it is to see people doing joke support for the Pope as the Catholic Church implements the most draconian trans healthcare ban anywhere in the US. It's a FULL ADULT TRANS HEALTHCARE BAN!!!THEY KEEP BUYING MORE HOSPITALS!!!!!!! Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

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Putting a sticky note on the wall across from the toilet, a la Memento, that says “Before you panic: did you recently eat beets?”

Dick Van Patent Pending

Every day, across the world, people say things. A myriad number of things. Just because some of them post those things online doesn’t mean you’re any more obligated to be aware of them or engage with them.

The Five Pieces Of Meat In Heaven

♪ playboy why are you deee-pressed when your dick is so huge hey playboy ♪

Butt-house Bondi

♪ what becomes of the sharts I’ve farted? poo escaped when a fart departed. ♪

BIG BALL CHUNKY WITH A BASEBALL BAT!

Roses are red And attract lots of bees

Peter Thiel should be chased down torn apart by a cadre of lithe twinks, like the climax of Suddenly, Last Summer

“Life Is A Highway”. Rascal Flatts should all be waterboarded with Tom Cochrane’s piss for covering that abomination. It sounds like someone put a contact mic on GE Smith’s smirk.

I’m yelling “RIP ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law”

🌊🔊👂 New mix is up! As much to share music as to have an excuse to make more cover art and do more practical type manipulation. This one’s about thawing out, coming out of that cold numbness but still a little dazed and sluggish. Perfect for the first day of Spring! 🌱 www.mixcloud.com/unfrozencave...

“Then he asked me why I don’t wash my hands after I take a shit, so I threw one of my empties right at his disobedient little head”

Got a work email using “maxxing” as a suffix on a word in the Subject line

From an NYPost (so fuck them, I’m not linking to them) article about the trial. I don’t know that Foreman/Afroman will win (he should and I hope he does), but this is a thing of beauty

The Judge was like

NYT's Jeremy Peters expressing stronger personal views in the comments to this article on transgender medicine than in the article itself. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/16/u...

NEW: In comments associated with a recent news story, New York Times reporter Jeremy Peters seemed to endorse a right wing conspiracy theory that holds medical journals colluded to suppress evidence supporting conservative viewpoints on youth gender medicine. www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

Andreessen sniff Supercut

Pudding cups Milkshakes Grain alcohol Pancakes Mushrooms Pizza Beers Am I missing any big ones?

I always come back to the realization that he is his character from Lady Bird

♪ Don’t Stancil close to me ♪

At the combination coffee/bicycle shop, pronouncing “bike” so it rhymes with Nike

Weird Science (1985, dir. John Hughes)

United States Secretary of Homeland Security

Summed up perfectly

I just tried to remember what song they played over this, and all I could think of was “How Can We Be Lovers?” I’ve been laughing to the point of crying for the last 5 minutes

🌊🔊👂 New mix is up! As much to share music as to have an excuse to make more cover art and do more practical type manipulation. This one’s all about thawing out, coming out of that cold numbness but still a little dazed and sluggish.

I hunted this movie down on some bootleg site a few years back, and now it’s just on Tubi. So if you’re interested in psychodrama and body horror you have no excuse not to watch it. In My Skin (2002, dir. Marina de Van).