Look how NBC did Mr. Lollipop Guild dirty, I fucking love it.

shreckpeanidzdotgov

“This was made to end all parties”

Worth emphasizing that DHS is juicing the numbers on this one; dozens of names on the list involve people whose most serious crime are nonviolent misdemeanors or immigration felonies, like illegal reentry, DUIs, "drug possession," and even for one person, "violation of a court order."

Name a better trio.

Pissy Ciggies

♪ future’s made of

♪ So you grab your girls and you grab a couple more and that’s, what, at least four girls? ♪

On a long enough timeline, everyone will say “Reese’s penis” at least once

Busfield’s lawyer, who has a very specific fetish, has responded

Obligatory

Space Jam. I worked in the electronics section of a Bradlees, and we had to play a movie on all the display TVs, so I wound up watching a bunch of movies over and over and over. Here are at least most of them: boxd.it/bjB9W

“Well well well…”

You’re The Man Now, Dog Day Afternoon

To answer you more directly: cos it’s basically the only avenue they have. Nearly every major news outlet (like the Atlantic) has spent the better part of the last decade giving the air of validity to what’s actually just bigotry & ignorance, & Dems just go along with it to try to win over the right

Possessed by the spirit of very tall bart

RIP Dildog

He’s such a wordsmith

Why don’t I ever see or hear people say “inapropros”? Everyone loves saying “sando” and “sammy” and “hundo”

So a CBS Evening News reporter actually did a pretty solid breakdown of the ICE murder video, talking to a former agent who details all the ways Ross messed up. And yet: It didn’t air on the actual show tonight. CBS did post it to YouTube—and it has nearly 800k views already youtu.be/6ywLEESFDu0?...

Only just realized Saint Etienne’s “Like A Motorway” lifts the melody/cadence from “Silver Dagger”.

“Have you logged The Baroness on Letterboxd?”

An off-duty ICE agent was just confronted in Minneapolis after people noticed a Nazi SS lightning bolt tattoo on his neck. If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?

“Whatever you think of his politics, you’ve got to admit it’s an impressive resume.” No you don’t. See the famous dril tweet.

*Buster Bluth voice*

As I wait to board a flight where they’re asking 15 people to check their carry-on, I want to once again tell Duffy to go fuck himself

“powerful countries get to do what they want.”

Oh cool, it sloshes around!

if I hire an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he instead presents me with a list of reasons he is incapable of doing so while asking for more money so that he can maybe handle it later, I am not angrier at the roaches, I am in the market for a better exterminator

Please someone show me just one Dem statement that’s as least as good as this if not better, cos all the ones I’ve seen so far suck shit and I do not, in fact, want to hand it to Massie.

Taking my stress eating to Leaving Las Vegas levels (alternating handfuls of pure salt and sugar all day)

Screenshotting mine, not to brag, but in case she nukes it too

so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform

Decided to start playing the Challengers soundtrack as my child and my FiL face off against each other in ping pong

♪ Seberg, Seberg fly home ♪

Young Pervert demands access to children

AHHH! SULLY! YOU PISSUHHHHS!

Still don’t know what “STEUP” means in the candy context but gonna get some use out of this

@sallyjenx.bsky.social did you catch 60 Minutes tonight?

♪ simply Having A watch that can steal your thoughts ♪

“He’ll be comin’ down the chimney, down”? Fuck you, Andy Williams.

“I think I’m getting a divorce” “Brilliant and profound”

David Brooks: "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" Me: