I'm voting "Literally What Are You People Even Talking About" 2028

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Almost everything we argue about is a substitute for the thing we should be arguing about: the immense wealth & power of an oligarchic class, which captures governments, ruins lives and wrecks the living planet. This class redirects our rage at scapegoats. To resist its lies is to resist its power.

how i'm entering silicon valley after the Great Unraveling

just watched a redneck eating chicken tikka masala for the first time describe it as “if a country italian person prepared it in a chinese kinda way”

i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

Time for Mamdani and Obama to go to a baseball game with the Pope. Let’s just blow this whole thing wide open.

I always file defamation lawsuits against claims I’m not concerned about

I think Meg White is a good drummer just by the standards of being a good drummer but I think she’s an exceptional drummer by the standards of having her extremely strange husband come home one day and say that they were starting a band and had to dress alike and also she’s his sister now

honestly it’s hilarious that he’s trying to fight the pope and the pope is like “I don’t think about you at all”

as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

America, you really don't need the Epstein files. You already know the truth. 😕

No other president I can remember ever needed to announce a mass pardon for his cabinet & staff. Because they didn't need it.

he’s too goddam stupid to realize “logical centrist” was the harris campaign

hmm, what if i told you that it wasn’t

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

is that bad?

Boyle: The situation is bad. It’s getting worse. And we have a president who, frankly, only cares about putting his signature on currency, illegally etching it onto the Kennedy Center, and building his big, beautiful ballroom—and frankly couldn’t give a shit about the American people.

more like the shite house

mario: well fox we did it we saved the galaxy fox: yes mario, now i can focus on my new game releasing soon exclusively on the Nintendo Switch 2 system mario: what miyamoto: have you heard of pikmin

Taylor Swift. Olivia Dean. Zach Bryan. The Cure. These artists have all called out Ticketmaster for ripping off fans. And Trump sided against them and every music fan by issuing Ticketmaster the equivalent of a corporate pardon. We’ve got to break up Ticketmaster and Live Nation.

The mayor in Jaws was a terrible mayor. And being America, he was STILL mayor in the sequel.

It's been 3 months since the Justice Department was supposed to release the full, unredacted Epstein files.

this covers about 99% of the bluesky experience

the people who organized the aid going into cuba and are there on the ground are some of the best among us

Afroman found not liable. A complete victory for the rapper and a massive unforced error from the cops and their attorney. www.billboard.com/pro/afroman-...

HASSAN: If directed by the president to take an action that would break the law, would you follow the law or the president? MULLIN: The president would never ask me to do that HASSAN: Well certainly everyday Americans who have served on juries would disagree with that

wait, fuck, this is gorillaz

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

The dude is circling the drain. He’s now calling on people in media to be imprisoned for treason if they don’t report on the war to his liking.

Mayor Zohran Mamdani and Knicks’ Mohamed Diawara at Marcus Garvey Park after sharing iftar at Keur Yayeu Dara, a beloved Senegalese restaurant in Harlem.

Ms Rachel has shifted from advocating for children killed by bombs that our taxes pay for, to advocating for children that our government is imprisoning without cause, which our taxes also pay for. This isn’t what a kid’s entertainer should feel the need to do, but since we’re here, more ppl should.

There are more instances of United States Citizens being detained by ICE than there are of illegal immigrants voting in elections.

I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.

“epstein class is iranian propaganda” is definitely something i’d expect the epstein class to say

Your daily reminder that not a single epstein client has been arrested.

This world's a mess but at least we still have tacos.

Truly a perfect news alert

I ain’t mumford but you all my sons

If Trump says Dems have done it, then he's definitely doing it So, he definitely stole the last election

the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid

trump's fucking up the economy and international relations but at least he isn't protecting a bunch of pedophiles

living in a walkable city where you can get anywhere you need by walking, by bus, or train is goated in an economic collapsed based entirely on gas prices

Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society

go listen to a buddy guy record today

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no seriously, go work for him maybe it will work out for you, maybe it wont end in humiliation and eventual criminal charges, maybe youll be the only one

The White House wants an extra $50 billion to fund Trump’s illegal war. That’s on top of the Pentagon’s $1T budget — which Trump is trying to boost to $1.5T. Remember that over half of defense spending flows to private corporations and the Pentagon has failed eight financial audits in a row.