ok, this place has the juice

flesh-eating worms are back, sure, why not love how the news every day is just “here’s a brand new thing the trump administration has fucked up that will cause untold damage” you’d think they’d run out eventually, but no

i'm sorry but it is very hilarious to know now that immediately after Faye died and Kratos and Atreus gave her a proper burial she was immediately sent to Super Mega Ultra Hell to get her ass beat

cliches become cliched precisely because they're valid enough to bear endless repetition

staryu said let them be gay

Big scandal unfolds as NO horny texts are found on candidate's phone, leading to accusations that he is a big loser

the least masculine thing a man can do is judge another mans masculinity

they bring the wife from Up back to life to reunite her with Carl and immediately shoot her in the head

it’s hilarious to me that the only reason this list was so long to begin with is because the administration lied about the event 😂

i would blow up a space rocket for way less money than these bozos

Mr. Bonespurs McDraftDodger says what?! 🫢 Thank you for your non-service. 🙏 #MemorialDay2026 🇺🇸

AOC: This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community.

Can't thank Stephen Colbert enough for the decades of laughs he's given us. He's been positively therapeutic in these troubled times & I can't wait to see what he does next! 👀 (plus, he let me sit behind his desk) 🙏

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

i've ascended past the need to complain about games i don't enjoy, i simply don't play them

If Knicks win the title, Mamdani gets to be Mayor for Life. Those are the rules.

Great the horrible website that I HATE is working AGAIN

I hope Dems are really, really vetting candidates so there are no more Fetterman, Manchin or Sinemas... Enough already. Andy Dem who switches party after election should return all donations back to the people.

its crazy how literally everything is worse than it was two years ago

why do i easily lose 8 hours to video game but not to anything productive ever

The same way the government paid farmers not to grow crops in the 1930s they should pay annoying people not to become influencers. I have no personal stake in this idea btw

exit 8 movie kicks ass, THAT'S how ya make a video game movie adaptation

Finally cleaned up this magical fire

Mom’s choice today. Who am I to argue? #NowWatching #scifi #filmsky

incorrect. i am not gen x. premise is faulty. make further mistakes at your own peril, jason

If we actually want to appreciate moms, we should be providing free childcare, healthcare, and guaranteed income for stay-at-home parents to put more money in families’ pockets and ensure no SAHP is reliant on a partner for their economic security. Idk I think that’s better than 15% off a vacuum.

The rich are complaining that “tax the rich”is hate speech The same people who use cheap foreign labor and exploit the masses They are complaining about “hate speech” Time to bring out the torches and pitchforks

americans are about to start suicide bombing mcdonalds

that thing he does where he gets blown up and his beak spins around to the back of his head? yeah, he uses that for sex

no, I don't have a favorite "star war." personally, I'm more interested in "star peace"

here are all the states luke skywalker visited in return of the jedi

the american dream for the entirety of gen x is get a home, hope the property value double over 30 years, sell the home, retire in florida. this has been one of the biggest cancers on society. even having a home is about the grindset

when you're not reading the room

i just need republicans to explain to me how a ballroom is a better use of taxpayer money than a 30 ft tall mechanical spider that shoots nanowire webs and that donald trump can ride around on

traveling is fun now because every uber driver and luggage handler compliments the Sluts Vote campaign sticker on my suitcase

i will never forgive donald trump for making me watch jimmy kimmell

recession indicator

📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms. I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

They should make create a coach mode for madden where the point of it is to cheat on your wife and spend as little time as possible paying the consequences whenever you’re caught, which is constantly.

In 1994, a man crashed his small plane into the White House. Clinton did not build a ballroom because of it. In fact he barely mentioned it. And he definitely did not say that no one can criticize him anymore.

the party of "a whole civilization will die tonight" fake-rending their garments over violent rhetoric is funnier than the entire history of saturday night live

suspect is said to have been a pee pee poo man

you're telling me these tacos are made of pastors

My painting of white peonies

I wonder if it was coincidence when the Trump family randomly started a drone company, then Trump started a war, then Trump used up all the missiles, then Trump's secretary of defense announced the best way to fight the new war is with drones, then Congress started pushing to invest in drones.

The people claiming they regret voting for Trump will be right back voting Republican this November and in 2028

The most accurate indicator that something bad is about to happen.

the beatles having a song called "mean mr. mustard" is a joke id make about the Beatles