Friends @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social have you ever seen the "You wouldn't download a movie" videos that were shown at Japanese theaters? Because they are a treat youtu.be/89U5Sva2qdc

Found it... Not a great quality but here's Katie McCabe's "scorpion" defence/pass in the build up to Arsenal's 3rd goal. 😂🔴⚪

"the popular kids" "the mean girls" "the cliques" you are a grown man. go book a colonoscopy

there's always some white guy on here writing a 5-post thread about the ceaseless harassment they face every day just because of their very good opinions and every single time they lapse into some sort of barely-related complaint about how people were mean to them in high school

it's quite simple. phone is fake computer

The real answer here youtu.be/FrdZs3MueBA

I don't normally subscribe to the "German has a word for it" thing because all languages can invent and borrow new words! That said, I can't stop thinking about "hobbyless" as an insult since I saw it a few days ago, so here you go It promotes a growth mindset!! www.tumblr.com/abbiistabbii...

I might not do perfectly on a formal written test tomorrow, but I could easily shoot the shit and quote Japanese comedy and pop culture references. どうする？ Guess this means the formal test should be nomunication. Izakaya, not classroom. Call it a practical exam.

I'm not a believer in the Great Man Theory of History, but there's a certain credibility to the Fucking Idiot Theory of History. And a Fucking Idiot may well just have got us all into World War Three. 6/6

And the mess appears to be escalating because Trump appears to think the strong-arm tactics you apply when stiffing the contractor who installed your gold toilet seat or whatever will work on a theocracy that heads a 6,000-year-old nation. 5/n

The mess the Middle East is now in can be largely traced to one factor: Donald Trump's belief a) that international political negotiations are like New York real estate negotiations (they're not) and b) that he is a supremely skilled negotiator (he's not). 1/n

Today in "talk shit, get hit": Japanese "politician" Kawai Yūsuke, who's turned to anti-immigrant hate to garner attention, got lightly grazed on the cheek after harassing Kurdish immigrants at their annual Newroz Festival & acted like he'd taken a bazooka to the face.

despite being concentrated in ameria’s largest cities, america’s media is terminally car-brained

genAI use isn’t a search for knowledge. It’s a plagiarism machine for amateurs and lazy people.

Hell yeah @timbersarmy.org friends #RCTID

Weird I could have sworn they both gave this a thumbs down

🔴⚪ Hey Arsenal please just ...

Temu Witcher 3 ain’t beating the accusations

Death, taxes, and an old Japanese dude in the way of where I need to put the stroller on the train.

formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format

i expect that the Charlie Kirk respecters are infuriated by this callous response to death

The cream AND the clear

“Podcast on Spotify” Well see, there’s your problem I’m convinced anybody who listens to them on Spotify either discovered the medium in 2020 or is too lazy to swipe up and tap a different app on their phone. Either way, data that can be ignored.

googoo dolls iris voice

Top 10 video game weapons (definitive) 1. Bo Jackson (Tecmo Bowl) 2. Mitsubishi FTO [R] (Gran Turismo) 3. Maradona (Winning Eleven 9) 4. Mike Vick (Madden 2004) 5. Wheel route 6. Spray paint (Jet Grind Radio) 7. Darkslide (THPS) 8. Fire flower (Mario) 9. Suzuki Escudo PP (GT3) 10. Doom shotgun

looking at the work ahead of us probably the single most impactful fix you could put in place would be to legally turbo-charge and also destigmatize unionization nationally (card count, revitalized NLRB, make "right to work" illegal, etc). number 2 is rabidly aggressive antitrust enforcement

truly incredible that strava leaks are still happening after all this time

While I was in the middle of [redacted] Japan’s squad for the Scotland and England games got announced, but so did their 2026-27 away uniform. We really did get a Pride kit before GTA6.

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

Expanding on that: — Across comps, Arsenal haven't trailed by multiple goals once — Raya has faced two shots on target all season while behind, both from Man City — So: outside of City, across comps (48 games), Arsenal haven't had to make a single save with the opposition ahead

it’s incredibly blackpilling to me that it takes rising gas prices and rising gas prices alone to have people turn against the war in iran, and not the american government murdering thousands of children and civilians in iran. americans are incredibly selfish

Support the USPS

Howard Bryant hits this one flush. www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/m...

The Budweiser Clydesdales have stolen less valor than these flag-humping runners-up.

Hell is infant sleep regression

SCOOP— Trump wants a 24k gold coin w/ his face on it for America 250, but an official at a late February coin advisory committee meeting called it something only done by "nations ruled by kings or dictators." After NYT reported the criticism, US Mint yanked online vid of the meeting w/o explanation.

Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Irish Reunification Landline

Seeing tone policing on this message and fuck out of here with that. Say it loud from your chest if you believe it and trust your voters! If you lose, you lose, but honesty is refreshing. Republicans are kidnapping kids and terrorizing communities. If Rs win it isn't because you said the F word.

I just saw the Arsenal goals from this morning, that Eze goal Jesus Christ Just speaking in tongues after that one Rice’s was sublime too but holy shit.

PES5/WE9 the GOAT

Had an uncle like this at my wedding

Up at almost 2 am because the baby not only needed to feed but also felt like he was glowing. 38 C fever, so he also got that kids acetaminophen mixed in. Sleep regression can end aaaaaany day now.

the lighting was so important to the craft of this game that i wrote about it! gah!

Johnny Five Ace’s great-great-great-great (keep going) grandfather

Ain’t he the guy who takes blood from youth to try to live forever?

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

Guy who made 800 million dollars selling a website named ToodleCo to Yahoo in 1996 and has done nothing since then but now has $100 billion: the concept of “human kindness” was invented by bolshevik psychologists in 1953, no one heard of that term until then Podcast Host: fascinating, I have worms

"Yeah you only bought that Lambo because you thought it'd get you plaid..."

Oh boy we got light tubes #AEW