colleges are a lot like beers, in that it doesn’t really matter which one you pick. they’re all equally good and indistinguishable from one another

Even got the sympathetic back rub

Another headline could be "In contrast to Republicans, Democrats are horny for adults"

Back, and to the left.

Tradition!

Car lots before opening on Memorial Day weekend:

The Johnson C. Smith Golden Bulls defeat their rival Livingstone College in the Commemorative Classic 26-21 and send the program into the CIAA Championship for the first time since 1972! Coverage for The Charlotte Post 📸🏈 @sickoscommittee.org @ncaafb.bsky.social @hbcugameday.bsky.social

Every Republican congressman must immediately be photographed doing horrific pervert stuff so when this drops we can say it's normal

it says a lot about the average politician that this guy seems to expect that zohran mamdani only said what he said to get elected and doesn’t actually believe in anything

A 50 year mortgage you're buying your own tomb lmao

Ahem

i want to believe

You never look bad going for it in a big moment. even if you flub shit, you were playing to win and no one hates that

The Democratic caucus trying to stop Chuck Schumer from agreeing to a CR with a nationwide abortion ban attached

They’re having a dive-off

This also works:

The Mamdani political sign generator is kinda fun https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html

finally thought of one that isn’t cursed (cc @alexwinter.com)

Wisconsin's final passing numbers in the win, led by *punter Sean West.

WOW, Vanderbilt is in short FG range with 1:06 left in a tie game, they go for 4th and 1, Diego Pavia is stuffed. Auburn ball.

just want to be clear that dj durkin sucks too

Girl, same

UNC is dangerously close to Bill Belichick having to spend a week pretending to enjoy bowl game events

The Pedolands

atticus sappington sure is a kicker name. needs to be a fourth or something

when you walk into jim mora jr's house you will take off your shoes and show some damn respect

the game is tied. a guy wearing 91 is wisconsin’s leading passer

JOEY FAGS YOU ARE A LEGEND (IF YOU'RE STRAIGHT YOU CANT CALL HIM THAT)

[NYC guido voice] eyyyyy whoa it’s joey fags!

Herky ready to go to a Canadian wedding.

Cignetti looks ... younger? more vibrant?? than he did at the end of last year? Starting to wonder if we're in a Vigo the Carpathian situation

I AM UNKILLABLE

PLAY OF THE YEAR! Indiana's Fernando Mendoza connects with Omar Cooper Jr. for an unreal, game-winning TD to beat Penn State in the final seconds of the game.

Cig breaks the 4th wall to let you know who's boss.

imagine getting this worked up about someone disrespecting Rob Manfred. the guy is a law degree with a bad haircut, who gives a shit

throwing an absolute fit because life might get 10% easier for people. im smart and enlightened

Trump is harmful… not because he’s stupid but because he makes others stupid… he flattens and perverts ideas in deranged ways

every time you think the new WaPo editorial board can't embarrass itself any more, they manage to find a way. Left: 'Texas gerrymandering is no big deal!', from August. Right: 'Maryland gerrymandering is an affront to Western civilization!', from today.

When you’re definitely the good guys

there he is

Wait my Twitter account has a banger lemme just repost it

A council of churches? In Rhode Island? Things have changed since the 1660s.