Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this. The entire USA: what? Melania: not me.

People say Blue MAGA doesn’t exist, but there are honest-to-god people who will ride or die for fucking Eric Swalwell of all people.

Him and Cuellar are the ultimate below-replacement level democrat

That means my mom would have been 34 before she could have gotten a credit card on her own. The past isn't even past.

"HOLY SHEETS!" Gavin Sheets hammers a walk-off 3 run HR

Randy Arozarena finally hit his first home run of the season and damn, did he make it worth it with a go-ahead two-run shot that traveled 426 feet in the second deck in Seattle

This is going to go triple platinum in a long LinkedIn post

zero time for any man yelling at reporters about ~protecting women~ right now who can’t be bothered to check their own friends

As someone else said, this is why it's called "rape culture."

Man, we have the same conversations every time a major story like this breaks. It’s exhausting. It is SO HARD to publish a story about gendered violence for a whole host of reasons, a main one being that victims (rightly so!) don’t want to talk.

they hit a hilariously small target in the ocean with a bunch of the squad watching with amazing cameras, it’s so cool

Two days before Hungary’s election, Trump pledges to buy votes for Viktor Orban with US taxpayer dollars.

I mean you gotta come out of the capsule with fake gray beards glued on right

Nasa basically did this from 230,000 miles away

open the hatch and tell the rescuers the moon’s haunted, you have to do it

I need to stress again that we figured out how to fly barely 100 years ago.

Isn't it wild that humans figured out how to send a rocket to space and know the math so well they know the exact time itll land back on Earth

Need to have more spacecrafts for community third spaces.

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

“'I’ve never experienced anything like this in my entire life,' the congresswoman said, fighting back tears. "She described the way people were laying down inside as “like sardines.” “'It is frightening in there,' she said. 'It is disgusting'..." azmirror.com/2026/04/10/i...

who among us

missing the cut at the masters because of my heinously long wedges that everyone else on earth knows are a horrible idea, I am very intelligent

[slamming mug on bar, yelling] estonia's right

bisexual royals

thniking about a beer

Just found a ham sandwich tied to a piece of string leading into the woods. Probably fine.

In an active lawsuit against the FDA, the state of Missouri is arguing that access to the abortion drug mifepristone has reduced teen birth rates, thereby harming its political representation in Congress. It’s an argument being made in federal court not just on Fox

I assure you: You cannot destroy this machine

hell yeah www.msn.com/en-us/money/...

i regret to inform you that utah absolutely dropped an atom bomb with this one

CMS bragged at a House committee hearing about its "fraud war room." Well, as I blogged for @motherjones.com, it messed up on math by *millions* while calculating how many New Yorkers receive home care. Very dangerous during a war on Medicaid by Trump and co. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

biblical scholar here, reply guying the pope adds 1000 years to your time in purgatory every time you do it[1] [1] Council of Trent, 1545-1563

Ladies and gentlemen: The Seattle Mariners

Breaking: We’ve updated tonight’s Ichiro Replica Statue giveaway.

sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door

Walking through four hours of ICE patdowns so I can put my life in the hands of a 13-year-old Deadpool fan

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Probably one of my favorites to date. You got Hittler, you got "part time cop, full time pedophile," and so much more

It’s like you try to think of the most random thing you can with him and there’s no way you thought of something half as good.

Nice. How much did we lose on highways last year?

No excuse for interlocked fingers None Happy @itsfelder.bsky.social Friday

YES, A FAILED IMPEACHMENT MEANS REPUBLICANS APPROVE OF TRUMP'S CONDUCT. THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON TO DO IT

easily one of the funniest guys america has had in decades

I fear @sammartirosyan.bsky.social is gonna have a heck of a task making a sound drop for this particular item @nogodsnomayors.com

The algorithm knows what I want: grumpy @grantbrisbee.bsky.social