Double-double with raw onion, fries and a coke.

Great name though?

Did they try though?

Worm, Ph.D

This single tweet is going to lead to Carpal Tunnel eventually

Trump's increasingly unhinged social media posts raise new questions about Joe Biden's mental state.

Falling for the wallet-inspector gag not out of the question.

Absolutely bonkers footage of Ukrainian soldiers shooting down Russian drones in prop planes with shotguns. Not ai, came from an official Ukrainian account and verified by the WSJ.

Hi hello! I'm very tangentially involved in a very cool new project (with actual icons @anamariecox.bsky.social @evanurquhart.bsky.social @brianphillips.lol). It's called @nwsnws.com, and the idea is basically "what if Google Reader but for indie and nonprofit news outlets?" Which... yes.

i'm stand-upping with Bobcat Goldthwait at the Punch Line in Sacramento next weekend April 30 May 1-2 if you're into that sort of thing

In late March, 18-year-old Tucker Collins was on his way to completing his first year of college at the University of Southern California (USC), unaware of the life-altering events that were to come. The full story: lataco.com/usc-student-... By Lizbeth Solorzano and @shoton35mm.bsky.social

Is the whopper commercial with calipers a dog whistle or is my brain just arriving in mush-stage

A+ headline. defector.com/president-ex...

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

If you're new to the Moon fandom, you should read Seveneves. It has one of the wildest first lines in a book. www.nealstephenson.com/news/2015/04...

Saw dispatch live in high school.

Guster played on Tulane's quad my freshman move in weekend.

i put together a bunch of the photos of dive bar bathrooms i’ve taken over the years and compiled them into a FREE digital zine. check it out if you are a little freak like me who loves grimy spaces marked by the passage of countless human dramas merrittk.itch.io/dive-bar-bat...

Try extending that graph to the left. There's a reason it was truncated there. This is a perfectly normal usage profile. Whenever a user joins a given site, there's a standard falloff curve where a fraction leaves. Since Bluesky's users have mainly come in spikes, that's just the normal curve.

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I just hope those astronauts have a good time

Beautiful. www.ecoticias.com/en/92000-pan...

ME: oh a little Zohran video for St Patrick's Day, probably just celebrating Irish culture, maybe a few green beer jokes ZOHRAN (2 minutes in): ...and that's why King Leopold I of Belgium is a big wet bitch. Furthermore...

I can do better but I think this is good? What's My JND? 0.0080 Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

www.maptap.gg March 9 100🎯 97🔥 100🎯 93🏆 63🫢 Final score: 865

This is just Husserl and Kant all over again. Or just read Anathem by Neal Stephenson for an entertaining primer.

You know how you order a book (*coughazon*) and they just throw it in a box and it arrives with damaged corners or worse? I have *never* received a book more lovingly packaged than from MZS.press, and their library is incredible! Support their store!

Behold: the first-ever list of news outlets that have banned generative AI in their reporting. As of today, this is literally information that you cannot find on Google. My goal is to fill the starter pack, so please send over suggestions with supporting evidence! go.bsky.app/8cn1XfT

Jurassic Park, opening night, Uptown Theater, DC.

“I wrote a song named 6/7 Axlotl Queens” - 8 yo It’s pretty good!

You’d be crazy not to follow these guys, what a deal!

A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

“…but since they are Canadian, I would not rule out treachery…” is pure comedy.

IT CAN BE 5 MINUTES OR IT CAN BE TRANSLUCENT AND NOT BURNED - BOTH OF THESE CANNOT BE TRUE

Mystifying, awful goal allowed by Wolves there

UC Davis head coach looks like a police sketch model tonight

"I recently spoke with Santa Claus, who is currently coordinating his staff of immortal blue-collar elves, about the morality of children and his friendship with a creature whom many carolers consider a war criminal: Krampus." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...

“There are no clocks in a casino, so the dealers all set their phone alarms for noon. Everyone was a bundle of nerves. Before work, a couple of people threw up.” labornotes.org/2025/11/indi...

and just when I thought my heart could get no warmer, deadline.com/2025/11/new-...

The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.

I assume Cuomo was there?

Do you ever think about the fact that Wikipedia is the last good major website on the internet? You aren't bombarded with ads. It doesn't try to push video on you, and it doesn't redirect you to a scam site.

A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.

There’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for people to build on the rubble of what’s being destroyed before our eyes. Private corporations bending over to forcefeed everyone government-approved speech is evil and amoral, but more than anything this creates boring, inauthentic, unwatchable shit.

I wrote about the experience of government of, by, and for people who have been driven insane by screens. (This is a gift link, please Consider Defector if you are interested in subscribing to a website) defector.com/the-united-s...

When the walls started truly started closing in in Russia, there was a now infamous editorial meeting in a vaunted Moscow newsroom. One of the reporters asked, "Where is the line?" The EIC responded, "It zig-zags."

There’s a lot of nonprofit media out there doing the work. Like (cough) @statesnewsroom.com but also @propublica.org, @insideclimatenews.org, @19thnews.org, @mississippifreepress.org, lots of local organizations, independent journos, etc. Reader-supported journalism is thriving.