There needs to be bigger punishment than this, but it’s a start

coming around on this guy TBH, I hope he's the last man standing in the cabinet

the last 3 winters my pipes have frozen no matter what steps I take to prepare. Each time it makes me feel like a disgusting animal. really not looking forward to the next 3 days

just in case you haven’t seen this and are too mentally healthy

I sent this to the family group chat and the aunties are going apeshit. trying to figure out which cousins to call. same energy if Ireland announced every drunk guy from Boston was an Irish citizen. my family have always been massive canadian chauvinists, I named myself genevieve for god’s sake

chat is this real??! my grandma's grandpa was born in Quebec in the 1860s. am I automatically a Canadian citizen 🥺

not absolving America, a country I deeply loathe, but our society is so sick in part because wealthy global creeps move here to keep us sick our biggest media barons are Rupert Murdoch and Elon Musk, both foreigners. Musk bought the 2024 election with million dollar giveaways in swing states

I think we’ve got better and more culturally-varied street food than I could have imagined, cool jackets galore, and drugs that make us think we’re really fast and strong before they kill us.

sometimes you feel alone in the studio apartment, and then you go to a room full of people and you feel the energy tilt toward you 🥹

hey what's up with this

SUGGESTION - Brother, you should put me in front of a firing squad. I have no words for how I failed you.

jesus no one does it like Nick Cave

We are now at the level of Cool Zone where Latino leftists are like "Thank God a CIA agent is here to restore order," and correct to think so.

"Gettinger was uneasy when “Killer’s” security turned up — men in civilian clothes with bandanas and bandoliers, riding in a pickup truck. A classic death squad." Hard not to see immediate parallels between this and the masked jeans-wearing goons in Minnesota www.propublica.org/article/the-...

Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

omg i finally found that tweet

After Effects users watching the Photoshop / Illustrator girlies decamp for Affinity, Krita, etc.

in hindsight it’s a little weird how much of my childhood i spent in bars, amusing myself while my dad drank before driving us home. even weirder that i’ve never had a drinking problem as an adult shoutout to all the kids who still remember the jingle from the video poker machines of their youths

can't believe they're disrespecting the nobel peace prize. Sir Henry Kissinger is spinning on his rotisserie in hell

Something I’ve learned from BlueSky is that straight people are really horny. As a queer person who minds my business, I’m DISGUSTED.

oh ew new desktop update

wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage

another point in the "Republicans are out of touch cosmopolitan elite" column

guy (gender neutral) who posts a picture of their cat on social media but blurs the cat's face because they can't consent to having a social media presence

sequel to The Insider where Al Pacino plays bari weiss. "let's do the FUCKIN NEWS"

I feel like such a rube every time I like a Bill Kristol post, but he's far more clear-eyed about this than basically every US Senator

One thing that would definitely work to increase the birth rate is decreasing the length of pregnancy. 9 women could work together in a team to produce a baby in one month

"the Great Influencer" lmao he had no clue what Adams was famous for beyond Twitter

RIP Scott Dilbert, whose body is interred in the Dilbertsoleum

Minnesota has the mandate of heaven

Over 60k thousand views on reddit right now. Which is 3x bigger than the "big" college town near where I was raised. 🥰 So cool for the silly little project I've been doing every night and weekend for months now

greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail

this has tons of positive responses on Discord and Reddit, with over 30k views on reddit alone. 🥰 these numbers are considered "modest" on social media but I think it's so cool that more people have viewed this map than live in my hometown. genuinely quite humbling

triceratops.zone I made a huge Hollow Knight fanmap! It's interactive, filled with tons of lore, and continues Hornet's journey after Silksong. Would love if you checked it out! #hollowknight #silksong #hornet #hashtag

Today’s “living in my brain rent-free” paragraph www.nytimes.com/2026/01/11/b...

people hate this shit! get it out of here!!

every midsize metro gets a permanent, retrofuturistic blimp under the Green New Deal

I'm releasing my big Silksong fan map tomorrow! I've written over 50k words of lore! aaaaaaaah I can't wait

"This individual and these instances and these investigations all have to be taken and done correctly in context of every situation that is happening on the ground." this woman's brain is chatgpt sludge

Lmao

I know Grandpa Goobrain lies a lot, but Russia *is* our next door neighbor. There are small fishing communities in western Alaska that have hand-painted Russian road signs.

I didn't like your post because I like you. I like your post because it gives me a very small dopamine hit

Monday 😈

Remembering today that having your heart broken is a necessary step on the path to becoming fully human. Whichever heartbreak is your first, it’s probably critical that a state break your heart so that you can develop a political imagination. If this is your first, I’m sorry and also welcome.

Tangentially related: it's been surreal during Trump 2 watching the right transform into such openly cosmopolitan snobs. "Florida, once an American punchline" is both a quote from and the full premise of this segment. Boring, condescending, incurious news slop. Real "first idea best idea" energy

love at first sight 😍

fully agree with this, the world is bad right now so we're fully taking it out on each other online