yesterday I released a MASSIVE update to my Hollow Knight fan map! A giant worm spans the underside of the map! You should check it out. triceratops.zone, that's triceratops.zone for all your Hollow Knight worldbuilding needs, get it while it's in stock, don't delay!

this is my most popular tweet since that time I ratioed Disney in 2020 (also I just found out apparently Breitbart quoted this tweet? blech)

ME: oh a little Zohran video for St Patrick's Day, probably just celebrating Irish culture, maybe a few green beer jokes ZOHRAN (2 minutes in): ...and that's why King Leopold I of Belgium is a big wet bitch. Furthermore...

whatever's going on with nvidia DLSS5 seems like a problem for fake casual gamers who care can't hack it with a rigorous, challenging real video game like slay the spire 2

skill issue. my IRL friends call me Triceratops Zone.

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

June and I had an idea for a bumper sticker and now it exists in real life

"It's misandry that we haven't elected a hot lady President. My wife jerked it to Obama. My mom jerked it to JFK. When am I allowed to crank one out to the official Presidential portrait on Whitehouse dot gov?" The CPAC crowd roars in agreement. I have just secured socialism for a generation

I mostly agree but also, we as a society should be able to see the difference between "shoplifting formula to feed your baby" and "shoplifting a $9 bottled smoothie because you want to feel alive again" Tying penalties to income fixes a lot of these problems IMO

friends, I have brought you a gift

100% my experience too Coming at it from another angle: coworkers will send me GPT scripts or outlines. when I animate them, they come back with huge structural changes because they didn't organize their thoughts before asking me to animate. last year, a 2 minute video needed 7 rounds of revisions

My wife told me that people not consuming a consistent diet of literature is why they struggle with empathy & putting themselves in the shoes of others & now I see it in everything. Nothing surprising about this guy beating his chest & proudly proclaiming that he doesn’t read though. No shit man.

caroline cash is so real for this

soy beta GPT slop. they don't even have the conviction or focus to write their own war crime declarations

finished DMing my first TTRPG tonight. i built it entirely from scratch: bespoke campaign, system, and art at every turn my players kept finding fascinating ways to use the mechanics to further their character arcs. so gratifying, so fulfilling, I love them so much 💜

Toth seems like a maniac but it’s very satisfying seeing Crenshaw suffer

oh hell yeah. Talarico’s got the juice, and unlike Allred won’t shank trans Texans to find the mythical moderate I don’t know how realistic his odds are but I like him much more than Beto, Allred, and Crockett (who I also liked FWIW)

his horrible, simpering performance in Megalopolis was largely received as “cringe but camp.” but in light of this, that role genuinely feels like a hate crime

really is striking how coked up Rubio is these days. 14 years in the Senate and he never looked and talked like this

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946. In 2007, the US president was born in 1946. In 2017, the US president was born in 1946. And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

I started relearning BBCode this year on an art project and it was like coming home. [b]Return to Tradition[/b]

have chores to do but I got too high 😭

had an incredible TTRPG session tonight, my players are so sexy and cool and make such compelling characters for me to murder ☺️

nothing has challenged my opposition to capital punishment more than the last year. the amount of mass killers in this regime, each spearheading their own campaigns of indiscriminate killing, is so hard to wrap your mind around

worthy of mockery from 2015-2021. but milquetoast rainbow capitalism in open defiance of the regime genuinely hits like a breath of fresh air these days trans people have lost so much in the last few years

this would be so funny. Cruz already misses a ton of Senate votes because he hates his job and would rather be a full time podcaster

personal news: I stopped using "skeet." it was funny but always felt transitory. nowadays I mostly just call Bsky posts tweets

2 weeks ago: CBP is going to start a shooting war with Mexico Now: CBP is going to start a shooting war with the United States

haven't tweeted about it because I'm trying not to freak out, but I was born in Kansas, my family lives there, we're planning a big reunion in November. now I might not be able to go because if the wrong person sees me use a public bathroom, it could create years of legal misery and financial strife

Being a trans journalist is going to work and having to cover how your life is now illegal in your state but also at the same time make sure someone else writes the story so no one can accuse you of being biased and a "trans activist" and then they do the story and you still get accused of it.

This is a rough chart of the popularity of Survivor within the cultural zeitgeist throughout my life

sent this to a group chat with a bunch of Belgians and they're now hunting me

As a Black man with Tourette Syndrome, the Public Advocate has some thoughts on BAFTA, Pt. 1: Hear about his experience with Coprolalia, his thoughts on how BAFTA mishandled the moment, and the need for care for all who are harmed: Full video: youtu.be/FgaqKIxS4Hs

I keep thinking about 73-year-old Delroy Lindo, after decades grinding away in Hollywood, finally having the biggest moment of his career. Flown across the world, feted and celebrated as a screen icon, standing onstage in front of millions, and hearing someone shout the n-word at him

I mean this is the most church counselor way of putting it, but intelligence by itself is nearly worthless. wisdom and prudence and discernment are necessary qualities for intelligence to be useful. innumerable religious scriptures have tried to explain this but yr tech bros aren't big on books

I am going to fix Bluesky by posting this photo of a malfunctioning digital sign from last night, the happiest I’ve been on vacation

Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱

oh hell yeah they're doing Christian porn parodies now

this is what happened with JD Vance and his mom

for the 10th year in a row, Tony Shalhoub has been named the Sexiest Man Alive

"We love ___, don't we folks?" is one of my quickest go-tos and I hate when I remember where it came from

hopped on to the tail end of a "here's how to use AI" call at work, lead by 2 of my most pro-gAI coworkers. they are talking about how much water it uses, how it's driving up our electric bills, and how it sucks at editing these are, again, my 2 most pro-AI coworkers. something is changing

a new dr appointment on monday, please god let this be the thing that finally ends my chronic pain nightmare

For my @xtramagazine.com column this month, I explained why Gavin Newsom's flirtation with anti-trans policy won't win a single conservative or centrist vote for him and also makes him a non-starter for trans lefties. xtramagazine.com/power/politi...

babe wake up, one of the greatest faces of all time just dropped

Athletes In Raucous Olympic Village Fuckfest Fake Having Bible Study As Curlers Enter Room https://theonion.com/athletes-in-raucous-olympic-village-fuckfest-fake-having-bible-study-as-curlers-enter-room/

Basically, the right-wing wants you to think that being racist is the most dangerous (and cool) thing you can do right now. Films like The People's Joker and Nirvanna The Band The Movie prove the most dangerous thing for algorithmic streaming platforms is actually copyright infringement.

Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.

Rev. Jesse Jackson's "I *am* somebody..." remains one of the all-time great pieces of 20th century rhetoric / agitprop And he could deliver it at a Black separatist meeting, the Democratic National Convention, or on god-blessed Sesame Street (see below 🥹) RIP to the Voice of the Voiceless