a friend who is leaving in 2 weeks just got an email from his doctor today telling him to refill ASAP because Oklahoma is on the verge of banning HRT for adults I don't know how we're supposed to live like this

just realized Phoebe Bridgers hasn't released a solo album since Punisher in 2020 (though she's done a ton of collabs) TBH, if she vanished for the next 5 years, she'd still probably be my favorite musician of the decade. Punisher is that good

increasingly possible 2028 is AOC vs Rubio. 4 years of Trump/Miller racial pogroms culminating in debates where both candidates yell at each other in Spanish Possibly the most humiliating, demoralizing outcome for the white nationalists who are the bedrock of the MAGA coalition

yeah, this is the other piece of it: "claiming victory and refusing to give anyone else a win" is a key component of the iranian regime, especially when it comes to the united states and israel for domestic reasons they can't really do what he wants here even if it would help resolve things

If you entered college in 2022, one of the most popular majors, the kind of boring field that was supposed to guarantee you a lifetime of stable employment, was comp sci. Four years later anyone who enrolled in that is facing a labor market apocalypse because of AI. Students do not like this!

Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution”

In the parallel universe where 9/11 doesn’t happen, I still think Dakota Johnson kills Ellen Degeneres. fixed point in time

JK Rowling is now represented by a trans person in the Scottish parliament. Absolutely incredible.

In the parallel universe where 9/11 doesn’t happen, I still think Dakota Johnson kills Ellen Degeneres. fixed point in time

can't stop clenching my jaw. this is star wars' fault

In 1979, Mattel sold toy Battlestar Galactica fighter ships that fired a tiny spring-loaded "torpedo." One 4-year old choked on it, and the entire line of torpedo toys was recalled and never sold again.

this company has not successfully launched a product since 2004

what if his name was Dirk Vader

first time a civil lawsuit will result in the death penalty

just checked and the White House hasn't tweeted here in 5 months. mass blocking works!

not the main point of the article, but reading this I'm struck by how lucid and cogent and coherent Bernie still is. everyone from 2016 has melted in the last decade (especially Trump, who is openly liquifying) but Bernie is still sharp as a tack

The world deserves lead actors who look like bubblegum dropped on a barbershop floor, who are such intense and talented actors they can rip the soul from your body in a movie that has 6.7 stars on IMDb bsky.app/profile/tric...

as Bluesky's top Hoskinsposter, I agree with this

There is a huge market inefficiency in every country's film industry through underemployment of ugly people who can act and overemployment of beautiful people who cannot

Spell your name with movie titles G - Glen or Glenda E - Tang[e]rine N - Nimona E - Bad [E]ducation V - Vera I - I Want What I Want E - H[e]dwig and the Angry Inch V - Victor/Victoria E - Ed Wood Those e titles are tough

the score is playing like they're great heroes and the score is right

I’d never do Simpsons trivia because I know roughly 10000x more about the Simpsons than the median human being and roughly 10000x less than bearded men who do Simpsons trivia

The acorn is metaphorically a woman

my unpopular opinion is that we're better off with Kash running the FBI and we should hope he keeps his job as long as Trump does

"they had to use a battering ram to get the drunk FBI director out of his hotel room" is a Trump 1 storyline. best cabinet appointee by far

doing data visualization at work got me like: X axis: 4 items y axis: 1700 items z axis: 0 items someone please help me. my chart is cluttered

nooooo I was going to get married to @lettheiri.at.app.wafrn.net on the Northernlion Cruise 😩

Bluesky stop crashing you're making me actually do my job

is he under oath? is this not just straight up perjury?

6% of you love me, the rest of you can go to hell

store where I buy action figures basically never has sales. just got an email a few hours ago with a big big sale out of nowhere. 💀

Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.

hell yeah that's more than I thought

@realfollowers.bsky.social hi 🥺

my grandparents were 43 when their first grandkid was born. my mom was 41 when hers' was. I've known grandparents younger than 40 we need better working protections and better jobs, but working grandparents aren't unusual or atypical

really good images of the model of NYC they made for the hudsucker proxy from an old issue of cinefex

I really do appreciate how Dropout employs some of the most deranged women I've ever seen. They don't just have one token "weird girl," they have at least five unhinged Bugs-Bunnies-In-A-Dress

Here’s the story of one of them. Awful www.thestranger.com/forced-out/f...

i’m not being mean or anything like congrats to everyone but i met one of these women and how poor and ruined her life was after she freshly fled in her car. her nerves were shot. she’s one of the people that made this possible, and she’s forgotten and unheard from

Im in a problematic age gap relationship where we're both 36 years old but she watches The Amazing Digital Circus

An AI dares to dream that she is human. You’ve been hired to put her in her place. We’re sunset visitor 斜陽過客, the creators of 1000xRESIST, and this is our next game: Prove You’re Human. Published by our friends at @blacktabbygames.com. s.team/a/4533950

All US military operations have stopped “in accordance with the ceasefire”, Al Jazeera and NYT report.

Is Lightning McQueen a furry: the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked after 17,632 pages h/t @aves-sphye.bsky.social

You don't hate writing, you hate yourself, writing is a tool to focus the self hate.

“jealousy professor” has permanently entered my lexicon

very rarely, a seemingly straight person is such a good, thoughtful ally, I just assume they're quietly queer unless they literally have a "I'm coming out as straight" party. (this post is about Brennan Lee Mulligan)

Most Depressing Job Interview You’ll Ever See Currently Taking Place At Starbucks Table https://theonion.com/most-depressing-job-interview-you-ll-ever-see-currently-1819574807/

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