Showing crying kids from the losing teams seems so unfair - leave them alone.

Anthony Gordon looks like a "Before" picture of Bradley Cooper

Too bad the Argentina-England game isn't being played in the Northeast then I could root for the wildfire smoke

Check out the Black Crown night heron I caught hunting the Alewife Creek this morning

I'm not sure how historically accurate "Hot Charles Ingalls" is on the new "Little House on the Prairie"

Who thought Billy Bob Thornton was the answer to - This Michelob Ultra commercial is missing…?

Gianni looking forward to that call from King Charles.

I look forward to Trump winning the Ballon d’Or in exchange for the red card rescinding

This ref has BIG money on Paraguay

Paraguay is the villain in the whole World Cup

This ref is the exact opposite ref of the previous game

I can’t wait for the Referee Cut of the World Cup

Neither of these teams want to play Argentina nor Cape Verde in the next round

Go Spain!

STOP THE COUNT! #WorldCup

Based on my observations about Boston Stadium - our out of town guests could not locate how to access Clublevel seats They also got very confused when turned away from the section on their ticket because of the seat number (ie Section 202 Seats 1-15) And (paid) ushers at the stadium were no help

Ken Paxton is Bill Dexhart IRL

This afternoon I walked a Bulgarian media member to the media center - and I said “straight ahead” and I turned into the ladies’ room - then he followed me so I had to walk him To. The. Media. Center.

Today I graduated from “This lady knows where the bathrooms are” to “This lady can help us find our section”

I refuse to get upset about the result of a game in a tournament that we aren’t going to win #USMNT

It took me 30 minutes to add a book to my cart @barnesandnoble.com then it crashed. It is 2026 but felt like I was shopping in 1994

If Disney was going to draw a Persian prince they could use Iran’s goalie as their inspiration

I *might* consider AI a success if it figured out how to remove the giant roof shadows from live sporting events

Ricardo Pepsi deserves all the good things

It is perfect weather to sit in the hammock and ignore 120 minutes of Lalas

It sure sounded like the English fans didn't remember if they wanted to save the Queen or the King.....GOD SAVE THE ...MSHSAHDQNNING

12 hours at Boston stadium got me standing on the field holding Norway’s flag then seats for the game

FSM I hope the Norwegian fans take over Boston in the same way

They ended up letting us go at 9pm and we went into the stadium- I told my mom I had never seen so many kilts in my life. She asked what they were wearing underneath? I told her “chaffing”

What did we do as soccer fans to get Cameron, Shea and Lalas as commentators? Like the shittier the person the bigger the gig

You know how I knew those guys at the suburban Boston grocery store were Scottish fans? The man bag and gagging scent of axe body spray

Nothing makes me prouder as an American than to change the channel when Lalas starts pontificating

How sad is Lalas that he can't go to the UFC event at the White House?

What did we do to "deserve" James Corden? HOLD UP, I KNOW....

The Scottish fans have found Harvard Yard

Whatever that earth shaking boom was - CBS in Boston hasn’t interrupted the game to tell us

I asked myself several times today “What does a bitch gotta do to get tackled by these secret service dudes - US or Belgium?”

"Space Force" is said every day in our stand up, and we all try to not giggle

I just finished "Stolen Baby: The Murder of Heidi Broussard" on Netflix and I couldn't get over the map of Texas on the police wall so we would know it was Texas - DESPITE everyone in the film having Canadian accents

I always know when the car service people are driving my car, because Spotify just randomly cuts off on my work computer.

I watched the first half of Hoax: something something Sherri Papini - and the realest thing in the whole movie is the guy in his hospital gown outside the hospital smoking a cigarette.

It doesn't even look like Messi www.lowes.com/pd/Lowe-s-Li...

At this point I won't be surprised a reporter is sitting on proof that Vrabel was present at the birth of Russini's son Michael

Alas, we won't get a Pitt storyline on Stanley Cup win - maybe just them trying to bring the penguin back to life.

Y'all, I'm about to DNF a book because the author keeps referring to baby growing in the FMC "stomach"

So the new CEO of Apple will be Johnny Appleseed?

USA Hockey team is asking the Canadian Jr Hockey team the best way to delete team chats and how to testify to nothing in light of Kash's lawsuit. 🤔

I am rooting for the Penguins in the NHL Playoffs 1) for Sid to retire on top 2) The Pitt story line it would generate

He was a space commanding widow... She was the voice that brought him home... They fell in love over 695,000 miles... Their love is out of this world Reid and Jackie coming in 2027 #Romancelandia Who is writing that fanfic cause you could cut that tension and spread it like Nutella?

Jordan’s furniture just unclenched it’s b-hole