mulholland drive x pluribus.

a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen

now watching. fuckin obvi!

pluribus once again proving that only perverts drink milk.

men who have the audacity to call a woman terrible only to side with a rapist is some of the most hack shit in the book! especially when they portray themselves as An Ally.

Bad Company by Bad Company from the album Bad Company

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again.. the dateline channel badly needs a keith morrison episode filter!!!!

an appropriate shirt for today, followed by a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch. etc.

HELL YEAH

on a momentous election day i am thinking of the guy who sent this legendary wrong number text

BYE BITCH!!!!

For anyone unclear on why this shutdown is still going, or why it’s not just affecting social services like SNAP but all the military branches too (which is unprecedented)

correcting a blind spot. now watching!

i love gay halloween what do you mean you’re the duane reade bag full of sex toys, trojans and lube under the bed in david harbour’s west village apartment

WORLD SERIES GAME 5 (courtesy of @screamerjim.bsky.social)

DODGER BASEBALL

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

how could i charge full price for the man whose lust for filthy magazines kept me in business during that first shaky year?? oh by the way, here is your new issue of gigantic asses!

Logged on, ready to post

ongoing bit on stream where i trick someone into saying that today is a friday, triggering the mechanism to force them all to watch some of this show until they get CTE

tubi autoplayed the burbs after the game. a flawfree streaming service. now watching one of my favourite saturday afternoon WPIX movies.

now watching.

I learned about sex from a Tubi original

now watching. seems apt.

The White House looks good as new

all of the Sexual Posts(tm) here feel like they’re written by bots, and not even sex robots. virgin robots.

americana at brand memes was at this so americana at brand memes is canonically bald.

earlier today on the red line, the older man next to me took a huge bite out of his cherry chapstick. okay!!!!!

the universal equaliser.

look i am on the same page as far as christmas shit being promoted way too early (before mid/late november is a Hard NO), but if you hate christmas as A Personality and make sure to announce that opinion at exactly nobody who asked, there is something deeply wrong with you.

Because they don’t need it 💅

just finished TASK, highly recommend. tom pelphrey?? one of new jersey’s favourite sons!!!!!!!!

tonite’s Woman Meal is a costco hotdog, scallion pancake & peppers sautéed in a little bacon fat with fresh ginger. made a sauce out of white miso paste, japanese BBQ sauce, red white & black pepper, & a dash of mayo with the juice/zest of half a lime. DIVINE bonus tits.

the marketing for les misérables is fucked up!!!!!

the talented mr ripley is a christmas movie.

now watching. haven’t seen this since it came out and all i remember is jude law hangs dong and PSH is hot.

mr bean eats pussy from the back.

its always fun when you want to catch a lyft out of LAX and you get to go through The Children of Men Experience

nothing like seeing a sexy scooby doo and her partner dressed as shaggy bringing a gigantic sandwich to the sex party.

traverse cowgirl.

now watching. the genre is and will always be, when she is present, “cameron diaz is the hottest woman alive now and forever”, amen.

bought a luxe candle that clearly fell off a truck at the bodega by my house, and it smells like curry instead of christmas cinnamon, and i’m VERY into it.

D O D G E R S

happy harper’s ferry day to all who celebrate!