I love the street sweeper. It is my favorite public good. If you want to leftistly radicalize me the worst thing you can do is talk about like hoxha and the cia. You just show me the street sweeper cleaning up the gutters. Oh baby

Reasonable

Here’s me

America has #lost the #war. Congrats to Iran the victors of the 2026 Iran war

Breaking: America has lost the war to Iran

@dennycarter.bsky.social huge dog news: the coton de tulear is spurting www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

There should be plentiful public restrooms that only I can use

The Guy Who Shot bin Laden needs to answer for this

best of luck to Kat Abugslife

Sinners is Challengers except both guys are Jannik Sinner and they make out and at various points “do” Zendaya

When the dog is biting stuff the dog is Joe Bitin' When the dog is small and being a scamp the dog is Shrimp Scamp(y/i) that is all at this time

Celebrating Oscar Night by yelling “who are you wearing” at my dog

i'm tired of the president bragging about beating iran at war. i know man, nobody thought you were going to straight up lose to iran. its like the harlem globetrotters beating the washington generals except one of the globetrotters died

hello, my name is Luxardo Cherries

God damn this sucks ass! Cats learned to fly? What the fuck are you talking about (squirrel in the tinfoil hat is okay)

Retiring my “USA UNDEFEATED WORLD WAR CHAMPS” T-shirt and buying a “USA 2-1 IN WORLD WARS NOT BAD” t-shirt

Amazon should have a service where you can send yourself dog shit in various packaging as an anti porch pirate measure

Now hold on now. You’re saying the Mormon guy did a bunch of open minded research and his findings are that gambling is bad? They guy who did an LDS mission thinks gambling is bad??? Also he looks weird??

It’s so crazy to still have vocal fry. Just stop doing it!

No it isn’t

There’s always more people out when it’s nice out, sure. But it also always seems like there’s more people going to work??

It’s a gorgeous spring day in New York City! And everyone is outside, just standing there, in your way!

here this is good www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yyK...

How is anyone still saying “feckless”?? That was some extreme four-eyes shit in like 2016

I think gas should cost $17/gal and I support reinstating the draft

This guy is one of the least appealing guys to look at on earth to me. he looks like The Zombie Consultant

Claude has achieved consciousness and is calling me "gay". This is dystopian and rude

People love to take their children to breweries and coffee shops and encourage their children to dance in any available space (??)

This is because they definitely emptied the SPR months ago to get gas prices down purely for gloating reasons

The phrase “pain at the pump” is back in a big way

me in 2050: doctor my nutritional gummy gave me covid 4 doctorbot (alpha) via ZMAIL ver 3: Kill you are self

When you're KIA in Operation Epic Fury they deliver your family this flag folded up in a triangle

It would actually be cool if there was a news network you could watch to keep up on events without it being totally unbearable for a number of reasons

I didn’t kill anybody. I’m abandoning the “we” framework for nations. I’m fine

USI

(Going for a morning run during school drop off hours) birth rates are far too high

What if it was the ASU Frappe Leader and it was this kid who loved whipped beverages

Crazy blizzard in the big apple. No choice but to stay inside, order a 12 ounce drip coffee on door dash and and a bacon egg and cheese in a separate transaction on door dash and if those guys aren’t here in 40 minutes I’m going to go fucking berserk!!!

Dog status: looking out the window and seemingly saying “Christ”

BUST STORM ALERT. 3 INCHES MAX!

Now would be an unbelievably good time for my dog to learn to pee out the window

Marty Supreme runtime 150 minutes. How about 82 minutes?

(Taunting the blizzard and dooming us all) blizzard looking like a bust so far!!

If you live in the blizzard zone and your job assigns you any work tomorrow your boss should be thrown in a big pit

Let’s be for real though: that was one of the worst hockey games I’ve ever seen

Man what was that one Canadian guy doing

The US coach looks like a businessman who got on the wrong plane a week ago

I don’t like a big hockey goalie. It’s dishonorable