everybody hates new york until new york elects some progressive candidates, and then everybody's from there. i see how it is

I was walking my dog earlier and we saw a guy crouching down in the dark and when we got close it was Brad Lander and he was writing the word SEMITISM on the sidewalk in chalk and then putting a big X through it and when he saw us he ran away

once in high school i had to do some public speaking that a was a little nervous about, and my dad gave me beta blockers to help me out. and i got through it. later, people told me i did an absolutely horrendous job and they thought there was something wrong with me lol

oh? you're rooting for spain? hm, that's interesting. i'm rooting for [claude, please list the world cup teams ranked by degree of global south-ness. eliminate any teams that start more than 4 white players. thank you claude i....love you]

It was awesome during the 2010 World Cup when the vuvuzelas fucking sucked and we’re ruining everything and people were like “uhh excuse me, this is their culture. This is their HERITAGE.” And then we found out vuvuzelas became popular there in 2002

This guy 👇needs to chill out and take a snack break. And the snack on offer will be my fairly fucking prominent butt!!! 👇 bsky.app/profile/akiv...

Sounds like a “you” problem

Bad vibes from Chi Osse. Zohran simulacrum, does not have the juice. Avoid avoid

Y’all can have your fun at the Knicks parade but I’m at the NY BIPOC Playwrights Parade. I’m cheering for Mashuq Mushtaq Deen and Nina Ki. I’m honoring Shirley Graham du Bois and I’m getting fucked up.

Let’s hear it for Zohhhhraaannnnnn

Matthew Modine is at the parade so now I can rest easy

I’m usually embarrassed to share my art but check out this song I made: “in neeewwwww York, concrete jungle where you’re in newww york”

Watching the World Cup and one thing Americans did get right is we don’t wag an index finger at people. Boy do the internationals love that

if my socks cover my ankles i might as well wear a 3 piece wool suit. young people are wrong about a lot of stuff and this is foremost among them bsky.app/profile/denn...

concrete jungle of dreams are made of of which one can dream of that of which may be of....

All the right wing media outlets are like "New York City in CHAOS as ANIMALS tear the city apart in 'celebration'" and then the image is like there's a piece of cardboard on the ground

It should actually be “concrete jungle of where dreams are made”

The should put James Dolan and Adam Silver in some type of chamber

This guy passed away yesterday. He never got to see the Knicks win a title

James Dolan snack on my butt some

I went outside and some kid was yelling “we burnin the fuckin city down!” No you aren’t, you’re going to go home

Ok I’ve been watching the NBA Playoffs, and who is Wendy

Mickey Guyton??

i am amped for tomorrow when i can finally watch gorban kurgyzarnov fight chut fagle to celebrate america

the knicks game should have started 45 minutes ago

I am the single founding member of blacksky

i hate to be controversial on here but: "no it doesn't"

everyone has off from work tomorrow

(Inside the NBA pregame) BEN STILLER: The Spurs…let’s just say they were pushing it in terms of chippiness. You wouldn’t know anything about that would you Draymond? DRAYMOND (becoming incensed): Fuck you,

Fly down for 85% of commute 👍

unfortunate prolonged news cycle for these people

I’m in MSG but I’m reading a book. I’m reading Man’s Search For Meaning by Viktor Frankl

The President has left the Knicks game with a minute left in the first quarter to attend a revival of Kiss of The Spider Woman at the Broadhurst Theater

There’s only one true New Yorker and it’s me. Also my dog

(Guy who only owns jerseys and jorts) my Christian Dior

This is interesting. Donald Trump will be attending Game 3 of the NBA Finals in Madison Square Garden tonight, where he will reportedly be disguised as one of the basketballs. 🏀

i do not like responding to prompts but it's boondock saints bsky.app/profile/mike...

Holy cow AI is bad at identifying things

A gleaming Donald Trump hits "the Blanka pose" during a TV interview. Electricity pops and sizzles visibly around his heaving form as he prepares to complain about the way he is talked about on television.

this is a new low when it comes to NYT bothsidesism. this is fucking crazy

The President needs to go to the big game and immediately fall asleep in the owner’s box before leaving in the middle of the second quarter, so the arena has to become an airport. Thank you Sir

Men’s tennis needs a short fat guy in the top 10

Hmm. Well I counter with this: who gives a shit

This is wrong. The US Army is indeed Antifa

The 10 best albums of 2026 per stereogum: robber robber arima edera star moles underscores kevin morby grace ives aldous harding friko ratboys slayyyter So I guess congrats to kevin morby for being the only nonfictional act on that list