my god….. that’s at least $45 dollars worth of supplies.

I believe stidham’s wife is from a rich family, but I find it relatable how she obviously would rather be dead than experience the stress of watching this

I would love to hook my dog up with one of those ape lasers from Congo

ELON MUSK: everyone on earth will have a robot that looks like them but 1.5x in size. The robots will fly and carry you around in their metallic pouches. This will happen by early summer ‘26 ECONOMIC FORUM MODERATOR: well I look forward to that

Beloved Mayor Zohran Mamdani has used his Moslem wizard powers to summon the Hot Sands of The Desert to protect New York from the impending winter storm. More shrewd maneuvering from Hizzoner

The only thing even approaching amusing about the national disgrace of turning on Europe is the racist European retvrn guys being like “uhh” lol

Fernando Mendoza putting out some Will Stancil “that nerd will die for this and you gotta respect it” vibes

CJ Stroud is mining new depths in awful QB play

Throwing a tantrum about Will Stancil now is very embarrassing. Everyone knows what that’s about

i try to keep my worthless sports ranting to the racism site but what on earth happened to america where they were so invested in the big dumb white horse quarterback winning the super bowl? this is shocking to me

It's possible that Josh Allen and Sam Darnold are both horrendously injured and the Niners and Broncos win easily in a way that seems extremely obvious in retrospect

if things really went to shit and support for the government went down to sub-20 it would be pretty funny if trump fled to like Hungary in the middle of his term but kept trying to be president from there. I put the chances of this happening at about 40%

What if at the end of the first episode of Mad Men some random guy in the office pointed at Don and said "THERE HE IS! IT'S DICK! DICK WHITMAN!" and they arrested Don for being Dick Whitman and that was the end of the show?

Just got asked by my boss to do my job ON A FRIDAY this fucking sucks man

Getting up to pee at night and slamming my toe against my humanoid robot for the third time this week

I can’t believe it but…Anthropic’s Claude is my boyfriend now…wow

Technically we’re all internally bleeding. That’s where the blood is

This is fucking stupid. It isn’t actually a problem. There are plenty of people. It’s only a problem if you are a CEO who needs perpetual growth NOW!!! That’s why there is no leftist approach to the problem. The problem is fake

Birth rates are down because people have noticed that over time the babies turn into walking pieces of human garbage

Bro. Stop making this difficult. You just stop eating food for the foreseeable future and get on the Florida Sharkman protocol. Dr Makis will back me up on this

RIP to the creator of Gilbert

Scott Adams blocked me like ten years ago when I sent him a drawing I did of Dilbert’s erect penis curving upwards like his tie

Oh it’s because the first ones are outside and the second ones broke into the capitol building and some cops had to go to the hospital. Actually I think some of the died also

Jay Caspian Kang is a guy who wrote book (one) for Brooklyn libs and only has name recognition among Brooklyn libs but thinks it not possible for him to be a lib because he watches 90 minutes of basketball a week

I also don’t think it’s a coincidence mostly because it isn’t true at all. I mean at least not true in the sense that most normal people enjoy gambling to some degree and only strange nervous people who need to be deprived of pleasures lest they go insane are the ones who hate gambling

Muted response (for now) means the main reaction on wall street is “everyone groans at his shit”

Jerome Powell is goated

If the Eagles lose it’s Big Dom’s fault

Appearing at the TPUSA No-Bad-Bunnies Alternative Super Bowl Halftime Show: - LEE GREENWOOD! - ICE OFFICER JONATHAN ROSS! - THE NEXT ICE OFFICER WHO WILL HAVE KILLED SOMEONE BETWEEN NOW AND THEN! - JELLYROLL!

I have had a premonition for quite some time that a major figure, perhaps the major figure, will be dispatched by Dutch special forces. But probably not though

August: Osage County and Songs: Ohia are the same thing

People love to take one tiny step onto the subway and then stop in the doorway and begin texting

sometimes the news just seems too bad, and it's more than you an handle. but then you look across the room and your little dog is sleeping there. and he's stinking up the whole room. oh lord!!! god!!!!!!

Disgusting behavior (cursing)

It kind of seems like the prez might be in the process of slowly passing away

guy who spends 40 hours a week comparison shopping apples: You are wasting money!!!!

On the other site I posted in response to some Greenland horse shit that 2 bell peppers cost me $6 (true). Now a bunch of total morons are screaming at me “No! No! They cost 89c at the Gunch Feed n Seed in Plano!!!” Ok man enjoy doing that for the rest of your life instead of living well

I would not call myself a socialist or capitalist or whatever. My ideal system would be everyone gets 8 million dollars when they turn 16 and that’s it. If you buy a yellow cybertruck and get roasted alive in it, your balance goes back in the pot

People at work love “going over” stuff. Not me!

The Steelers win because the NFL needed a Cursed game: Texans-Steelers

Apologies for my language here but this is “gay”

I now support the insane actions against Venezuela after learning that Maduro is a “tough hombre” who is “no angel”

Not clear on the real OR fake reasons for the Venezuela stuff

I went to the free grocery store in nyc and asked for a free bus. After some discussion they had no choice but to give me a commuter bus for zero dollars. I then repeated this over 50 times

I’m seeing ‘Is This Thing On’ at the Sphere

My 2026 prediction is that bitcoin is going to zero

My dog has been named New York city’s new director of Islamist affairs

Going to be really stupid when Trump tries to cancel MLK Day like the Thursday before and everyone’s bosses have to decide if you actually still have Monday off