I binge-capped the new Netflix series DEATH BY LIGHTNING for @vulture. Tremendously entertaining show about our American tradition of progress being undone by violent, fame-seeking dipshits. www.vulture.com/article/deat...

man he looks terrible. he's like the same color as his shirt

You have friends everywhere

tossing a discussion grenade into the work slack right before my shift ends

a personal fave of the genre

sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively

curtis sliwa is the funniest possible guy the republicans can keep running for NYC mayor. he doesn't even have any qualifications he's just A Guy Who's Around

A lot of Very Serious People will be pretending to be confused about What This All Means as a way to avoid the simple inconvenient reality: Voters like it when candidates are kind sincere non-weirdos who are passionate about big popular ideas that will actually help real people.

Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."

curtis sliwa is reportedly "interested" in the auburn job

i love my city and i always will

Wow it turns out the entire country is not permanently reactionary because Trump won an election by 1.5%

There are more of us than there are of them.

fuck andrew cuomo

The Jets appear to be tanking for a college QB who does not presently exist

Dick Cheney was a dangerous fool. He not only wanted to exploit the trauma of 9/11 to turn America into the kind of country that builds a network of gulags, tortures random unfortunates, and embarks on misdirected wars, he got the whole power structure of the republic to go along with him.

anyway stream BOB (bombs over baghdad) by outkast

Forgot that punchbowl was some kinda news site so for a few seconds I thought wow that must have been a pretty crazy accident

Elon Musk endorses Cuomo for mayor of New York and makes sure to add some racism in there: “…Mumdumi or whatever his name is.”

Jake Tapper would have driven to the White House with a gun if Biden had said this

Tell me the devil doesn't exist. Watch this baseball game and tell me the devil doesn't exist.

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sage is my favorite person on survivor in years

I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."

mick jagger: may the good lord shine a light on you / make every song you sing your favorite tune / warm like the evening sun me: thank you

The Zohran aunt thing is great because it gives white Anglo people online a chance to do their favorite activity which is being extremely, almost uncomfortably deferential about other cultures

this game is a false flag attempt by rob manfred to force the ghost runner into the playoffs

Unfortunately I don’t believe in using the word “zoomies,” but yes. Your dog is popping off.

A patient, trying to get sleep in the emergency ward: What the hell is that noise Skattebo, 2 floors and 1 hospital wing away: WOOOOOOO OH YEAH

What, the refs making calls during a Tush Push with no logic other than “uhhh the tush push works for the Eagles” I am shocked and surprised.

twice a week he hisses at his reflection like a cat

new york jets head coach steve sarkisian

I saw a documentary that explored these dynamics, I found it pretty enlightening.

L + ratio

house of dynamite fell flat in every way for me. really sucks that someone as talented as kathryn bigelow had to try to spin that noah oppenheim script into gold. didn't work out. he's just not good enough to be trying the things that he's trying

it's so funny how everyone who was like "i will never fall for a john fetterman situation again" is falling for a john fetterman situation again

Once you realize the NYT is trying to help him you can’t stop seeing it

florida gators head coach mike mcdaniel

jaguars fans: trevor lawrence we need you to make a big play and get our team back in this game trevor lawrence:

every documentary now is called some shit like "american neighbors"

<sitting on my couch with an apple cider> you've gotta let that pitch hit you in the kneecap man

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] ADAM AMIN: yes [World engulfed by flames] ADAM AMIN: oh god yes AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

Tigers got a guy named Durgle Dangler or something, hey whatever floats your boat