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Had one of those things where I was about to fall asleep then suddenly I was awake & walking around. A possession
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I have to shut down my robot dog at night so it doesnāt text me āhave to poop lolā from its charging station at 2 am
14 minutes ago
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If I ever won the lottery Iād immediately spend all the money on a single pair of boots. I donāt care how much I have to spend
about 1 hour ago
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Two mushrooms like boobs among the leaves
about 1 hour ago
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Game 7s are some of the most pivotal shit
about 1 hour ago
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about 2 hours ago
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Christmas present strategy: ask everyone their favorite phrase. Then, mugs
about 3 hours ago
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4 days ago
coq au vin is french for āchicken in a vanā
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This website uses technology. Give a kiss to technology to continue.
about 8 hours ago
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If one personās sweaty itās better if everyone else is sweaty too. Run in place when you see someone sweating at the store
about 8 hours ago
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Rockford & his lawyer should just be friends. Beth please, I hate to see you like this. You can find someone else
about 9 hours ago
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lanyardigan
about 12 hours ago
Wish I could mute some news faces. Get these faces outta my face
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Limited replies & quote tweets on is like āif you have something to say about this you can direct it to your followers :)ā
about 10 hours ago
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What did I mean when I created a new note & wrote āIām going backā at 12:12 PM. Am I . Am I already there
about 10 hours ago
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āRlyā sounds like ruhly in my head I canāt get past that one
about 17 hours ago
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Ooh I have such a badass idea for a password ooh I want to post it so bad
about 17 hours ago
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I think itās so cute when itās not raining š¤
about 18 hours ago
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Iām going to try out every podcast about bad movies. Maybe Iāll select one bad movie & listen to 8 hours of people talking about it
about 18 hours ago
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Ashwin Rodrigues
about 18 hours ago
looking like a commercial for Dog Zoloft
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Old Sam
about 19 hours ago
winter cometh. mental hellāth
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Iām happy when people switch over from twitter. The only thing is, I heard you were talking shit
about 19 hours ago
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Sometimes kids seem offended & upset about the existence of a food they hate & I get it, I remember feeling that way about plain yogurt
about 19 hours ago
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about 19 hours ago
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Whenever I do a bunch of posts itās because I hate the site & want to disrespect it
1 day ago
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We named her Zoiā¦we couldnāt have known that soon oi would stand for āoff instructionsā
1 day ago
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I have to go Iām having an emergency pod
1 day ago
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My elbow sounded like billiards
1 day ago
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I love telling a story about someone I knew in school & midway through being like did I make this up. Was this actually a saved by the bell episode
1 day ago
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Eating slaw at the slough
1 day ago
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I was about to google ādorfā but I backed out. I remember enough.
1 day ago
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Check out my unexpected words
1 day ago
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raisin bird
4 days ago
struck with a desire to bring my cat to the voting booth so strong that i had to sit criss cross applesauce on the floor until it passed
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raisin bird
1 day ago
writing āwayne is garthness leaving the bodyā on a piece of paper because i have a migraine and cant post
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Truckstop Vigilante
21 days ago
You: It was nice to meet you, um, Mr Peepiss Mr. Pee Piss: It's Pee Piss, actually
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Simply closing the door on the sizzling sound in the refrigerator. Please handle that internally guys, Iām not here to referee
1 day ago
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Finally watched a video of the pope talking. Thatās hilarious. It was true about him being American
1 day ago
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Lady about 10 years older than me whose phone background is a picture of a mariners player bending overā¦inspirational
1 day ago
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Eating some burly snap peas. More like snap PEDs
1 day ago
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Wow Iāve been investigating whether men can say ānice boopbosā whenever they want for months. They scooped my ass
1 day ago
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K
2 days ago
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Iāve accomplished things today like my pants were cold when I put them on & now theyāre not
2 days ago
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Billy squier officially rerelease the rock me tonite video. We can handle it now
2 days ago
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Heās a Yuk. Of the Mr Yuks
3 days ago
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Uterchungus
3 days ago
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Iām too old to stick out my tongue in the open I have to go behind a shrub
3 days ago
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aloof girlfriend
12 months ago
vaping the substance
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I run the sink water over my phone while I shower so it doesnāt feel left out. Itās my mini me!!
4 days ago
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Your likes look like tropical skittles man. Ever connected with someone whoās selected a profile picture ?
4 days ago
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Hey can you give me a little boost up to the sun, I am feeling seasonally disordered
4 days ago
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Villein š
4 days ago
heat up windows open nude under a weighted blanket oscillating fan and space heater on white and brown noise machines five podcasts and binaural beats playing on refurbished samsung galaxy tablets circadian light therapy lamp on ready for bed
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