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Nice decorā¦for me to trip on
10 days ago
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I went to take a picture of this moth(?) & a squirrel popped its head out like Can I help you
20 days ago
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Guy in the woods trying to climb a tree in jeansā¦classic āthatās his businessā situation
22 days ago
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Had a dream Kevin Durant was sitting on my lap. Heās too big for that
25 days ago
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The neighbor who is drumming doesnāt know how but they are communicating their anger & that is something
30 days ago
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Where did I set that marshmallow. Marshmallow tracker
30 days ago
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I bet the stuff (pitch) from the pitch drop experiment would have unparalleled hold if you used it in your hair
about 2 months ago
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Draftsā¦I remember when I used to ask for thoseā¦
about 2 months ago
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Mr Clean broke his soul into a billion pieces & thatās the magic in the magic eraser
about 2 months ago
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colorscolor
about 2 months ago
Presenting my new short film: ābutt rubsā
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I was dreaming about a 4ā pizza. If only that were possible
about 2 months ago
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11:55 PM googling ābeigeā
about 2 months ago
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe
about 2 months ago
took a BLIZZARD WALK out on the parkway, saw some things
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Oh āLassieā like a girl. I bet Lassie was a girl dog
about 2 months ago
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columbo screenshots
2 months ago
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For the semiquincentennial pro sports leagues should make all shorts/pants look like acid washed denim
2 months ago
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The time has come. Texting my niece & asking if sheās ready to start LadiesMFAO with me
2 months ago
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Thereās no need for me to look up whether āJimmy Fallon once shot one of his writers in the legā was just in my dream. Iāll assume thatās real
2 months ago
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Maybe instead of going live we should going love. This oneās for valentines
2 months ago
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Someone mentioned Laura loomer to me. I donāt think whatās on our screens should be brought into real life like that
2 months ago
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Catcalled while wearing cargo sweatpants. Not smart. How do you know I donāt have a gun in one of these pockets. A few guns. A gun for every pocket maybe
2 months ago
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If you tell me about some dumbass bet you made I donāt need to see receipts. I believe you. Letās just get this interaction over with
2 months ago
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When I donāt post for a few days I am still on here 14 hours a day hiding muting and blocking
2 months ago
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When dogs get excited about me putting on a hat or sunglasses thatās not because it means weāre going outside, itās that I look cool. They are fangirling.
2 months ago
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What if using earbuds that didnāt automatically pause when they fell out of my ears was the only thing keeping me humble. I mean it feels right. The music & actually the world should wait for me now that I think about it
2 months ago
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(Seeing grass) Whoa I was just thinking about grass
2 months ago
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Washing your hands is like a little vacation
2 months ago
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As a pedestrian if a car doesnāt let me cross I want them to see me appearing to cast a spell on them if they look in the the rear view
2 months ago
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I love when water tastes brand new. Someone should bottle new water
2 months ago
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I donāt invest in charactersā journeys ever since one died
2 months ago
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GRASSFāD!
2 months ago
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If thom yorke asked me to go swimming I probably wouldnāt go. Just the feeling I get listening to his music
2 months ago
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I thought I smelled skunk cabbage but I couldnāt see any. Donāt say āyouāre just sweating weedā itās possible but I doubt it
2 months ago
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I have a lot to think about today after I really looked great in suspenders in my dream last night
2 months ago
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about 2 years ago
hubby: woah this soup rocks, what is it? me, time traveler who just brought back a sample of the primordial soup: apple
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Good Trailcams
3 months ago
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Kevin Snyder
3 months ago
Cash Glob
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Inspector gadget might thrive as a charging station
3 months ago
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How could a pro coach be younger than me, thatās ridiculous. How could they know anything when I was alive to see them baby
3 months ago
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walter (š„š¦š¦ā⬠š¦®)
3 months ago
pÄua
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colorscolor
3 months ago
He said Iām not allowed inside until all of his favorite spots are cleared
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Guy who used to circle the block looking for parking every morning , your car was in my dream 20 years later. Those subwoofers were worth it
3 months ago
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I will rip that sticker straight off your bill I swear to god. I will put my hands on your new era
3 months ago
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Had to force quit Patreon because it was giving my phone a haptic heartbeat. Innovative app
3 months ago
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Please do not Caps letters in my email addresses I canāt stand to see them like that
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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I hate myself for posting āWhatās up?ā at every moment. No I will not add a picture
3 months ago
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I feel like they donāt show cheerleaders like they used to during football games. I always laughed at the slow motion hair flipping but now I feel like give the girls their moment, if theyāre there, come on
3 months ago
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Iād never look at an ad
3 months ago
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I hate having to tap āļø when I meanāļø
3 months ago
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