Well, I guess I am already deceased.

Was not aware I was being featured on this website called "the Onion"

Yes I am a child.

What the hell fell out of Roberts mouth?

Ways to know someone lives in NJ

I do love when news focused websites report on sports stories and utilize the word "star" for anyone who plays.

I think the work Aaron does is largely helpful, but this sort of thing is not. The question was about work around the white house. There is plenty of content to be shared widely about this admin, this sort of selective headlining isn't it.

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Greg Schiano

I am still very confused how Aaron Judge hit that pitch for a homerun...

A little @brandeisuniversity.bsky.social Men's soccer coming up at 7p.

Do I get anything for reaching 10,000 unread emails in my Gmail?

Theres part of me that chuckles anytime an "unnecessary roughness" penalty is called in thr NFL. Its modern day gladiator shit and the extra stuff is "unnecessary"?

More and more, the government is run by and for shitposters.

Since people insist on using world's crappiest lying machine, Grok, to prove that Raleigh would have 70 homers if he played in NY, or whatever, let's take a second to dive into how the Statcast numbers about "HR if he played in X park" works..

Random thought that I am sure many others have had before me and articulated much more clearly Giving credence to social media posters simply because their number of followers, especially on a site like X that has so many bots, is just ludicrous. We've gone so far down a 'reach' path it's nauseating

Obviously, any 'plot' to cripple NYC is an issue... but the Special Agent in charge of the investigation is Matthew McCool and this is what he looks like? This season's writers are getting lazy.

Such a shame Rutgers played the end of the half scared.

Holy cow. #RU may have a legit offense.

Let's go RU! Hell of an answer.

Jerry Maguire is on... the medical staffs treatment of Rod in the end zone during the Dallas game is... concerning.

hey @bcbsara.bsky.social - fantasy h2h league weekly finals. Tucker is on the shelf. I have Suzuki as well. Any local intel on if this illness might linger?

I am trying to watch a 14 minute video on YT. I just had a 3 minute commercial wedged into the middle of it. How is this supposed to work?

Didn't understand the JJ McCarthy love at the draft. Didn't understand it last year. No idea if I'll be right long term but not sure I get what the hell the Vikings front office has been doing.

Obligatory share of this joke from @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social youtube.com/watch?v=nu6C2KL_S9o

Ive gotten to a point that I can't listen to Tom Verducci analyze a game.

It is so amazing how so much of social media is just people trying to prove their smarter/better than the average person.

I dont know what brands are here on bluesky but I am BEGGING you to bring back typical cut t-shirts and tops for girls and tweens. Not every damn shirt needs to be short cut or a crop top.

It's been the same conversation for the 20 or so years I tried to work in the industry. Not saying right or wrong, but money will always drive so much of the content play. Home leagues are great. What I always love, but big money prizes and more nuanced/deeper knowledge pushes content.

not sure I can stand for podcast intro erasure like this.

Camp week is fun. Housework, a night or two out, feverishly searching through pictures posted by the camp to see if I can catch a glimpse of any one of my girls with even a tiny smile on their face/ You know, totally normal behavior.

What's most fun about this? There is no actual language in the rule book defining what a check swing is...

Every day I do my part to try to right the ship, but apparently it's just not enough. I've failed Big Alcohol.

Chilli should look like this.

Vacations aren't quite as relaxing as a single parent. Throw in two kids picking up hand foot and mouth and you can imagine returning home almost feels like a better situation. But moments like this photo is where I want to be at all times.

It may rain Thursday and Friday. I said we might go see a movie. My oldest whispered "fantastic four" Immediately, my youngest said, "But I haven't seen the first three" She meant it.

Unfrosted Strawberry erasure

Couldn't imagine such a fine upstanding outlet of high journalistic integrity having this sort of issue.

Tonight I apologized to my kids for sounding like a broken record. Then, I had to explain what a broken record sounded like.

Took my kids to a place called Kimballs in Westford, MA. They wanted to do pony rides. Standing in line behind two guys with their two sons. Thick Boston accents. Kid one's turn comes up "Ok, Tatum, time to ride the hahse" "Eh, Brady, watch Tatum go" 👀

Does Johnny Dangerously count as obscure? The running bit of "My grandmother hung me on a hook once.... once" Is a go to. Also, Simpsons "Disco Stu does not advertise" And Monster Squad's "Wolfman's Got Nards"

Raising money for Runway for Recovery. They support women & families dealing w/ fallout of a breast cancer diagnosis, treatment, or, in our case, the loss of a wife/mom. This past year they fully funded a grant to support myself and my girls. Trying to pay it forward. www.classy.org/fundraiser/6...

(Not looking for sympathy) May you never know the pain of your child wishing their mother was still alive for their birthday party. Enjoy the moments now. Celebrate them all. Hug people. Say I love you.

Listen... im not saying it would be great television but how about a Widows and Widowers in Paradise rather than Bachelors? We all just want and likely deserve a free vacation.

Aha Take On Me

How the hell is this your lead @cnn.com??? Journalistic malpractice.

Ready for the Fourth.

That was fun! #usmnt

Middle asked to go to the thrift store. Felt fitting. Guess grift store would have made more sense. Waka Waka.