I truly think people tell trump the cost/price of basically everything is going up due to shortages and he's like hey high prices that's just good business I don't see the problem

wow the symbolism in this book goes crazy. and you're saying all these symbols make up little words?

Jeep has got to be the highest rate of trying to run me over at all way stops

If you have like a beyond-sapling tree on the sidewalk and have a sign saying dogs can't pee on it you're violating the social contract

I don't approve of the Phillies behavior

all my animes ended their seasons. but i suspect they will make new shows

if a leftist says he's anti-zionist because of the war crimes of a sovereign nation the times will suggest he is an anti-semite. if a conservative says that he is "j-pilled" the times will say it's about foreign policy.

found you in the first picture

thieves love stealing paintings these days. and why wouldn't they

And a very agentic morning to thee

no matter how strict or clear you make ie a make-up exam policy or late homework policy each year lots of students just take that as the negotiation starting point no matter what lol. ah well

Please enjoy the two minute crucible that is this turtle trying to get on to a log that other turtles are on.

I'm making so many friends in pokopia

Aaron nola loves doing that

Looking a little distant and bothered at after dinner drinks with coworkers while they talk about their days. Sorry guys, I'm just distracted. Have you been hearing about all this pump stuff?

We love our johnnies folks

lmao these are huge

just when you catch up with the joneses - they refinance 🏘️

schwarber :)

Custom airbrush van art of a denim-clad warrior gripping the pump in his white-knuckled fist, licked all over by flames of dark baleful energy, his head thrown back and face contorted in agony

i don't approve of this

all of you are saved in my phone as My Best Friend

Honey don't joke about that. People are actually getting really hurt at the pump

My friend said his wife told him "pain at the pump jokes make me feel alienated from you"

Fresh donut

"alpha gal syndrome" i mean not to joke about a serious matter but the puns write themselves

Had a moment where I went to a froofy brunch place and some guys with goatees and camo hats walked in and got lattes with whipped cream and started talking about spreadsheets. America is united

Getting homesick from being in a mediocre small town brewery

Good to know

I actually went to the pump yesterday and it was pretty crazy

Puppet

Unacceptable. You should be eating the popcorn out of his mouth

(not a joke) taking my dog on a jaunty little hike at the Shades of Death Trailhead

Chair asked me "were you here when that faculty member slashed the other one's tires" at my annual eval the other day

The only thing more busted than my damn bracket is the pump these days

Trying on some hiking gear

Trying on some hiking gear

Project hail mary relies a lot on the alien being kind of like a talking dog

going to the damn poconos with rooty monday

Alright I'll see stupid project hail mary

Fine whatever

The pump, once a source of great pleasure for Americans, has of late begun dispensing something else entirely

Putting the rat race behind me by moving to mountain view

spring break baby

Guy who solves the lament configuration and is instantly transported to the damn pump

Cenobite’s impassive expression curls into a smile

i'm headed to the pump anybody need anything?

ah c'mon

what if there was a sports bar but just for situation monitoring?

there seems to be a big "is biological sex binary?" lecture/debate here and one of the guys is from pepperdine lol. wonder if the college republicans set it up