She thinks it's Christmas 🤣

not seeing any back and forth over that new yoshi game since i guess it's so obviously for 5 year olds no one is even playing it

*crouching like a gremlin* me thinks I'm a little depriveth of sleepy weepy 😂😭 *stands up & speaks in a clear deep voice* Guys, let's all have a great day today *darkens* No matter the cost.

i played about half of disco elysium on the playstation before hitting a game breaking bug. so i have no real attachment to it and will probably play zero parades

Dude lol

Yooo

#birdbot

Dig in

My blender has sprung a leak. It's over

we ran into the owner of rooty's oldest friend and the dog is still alive and rooty still recognized and was nice to the human. both not easy feats

It's cute that the heat saps their energy

It would be a good Halloween costume to just wear a hospital gown

I mean it affectionately when I say "lmao" at this. And also, yes

It's hard that it's so cute when a dog rolls around on its back in the grass but you know it means there's a 50/50 shot there's puke or poop there

wow

The Phillies players have a sick love for seeing a manager fired

Hot enough for ya?

I wasn't rooting against the pistons per se but bball paul and tobias shitting it up in game 7 gives me some sanity at least

Never played a kingdom hearts and it seems too late for me to do so

I appreciate in some ways that we start a little later in the spring semester than other places but it leads to the annual tradition of students having athletic and internship conflicts in the middle of finals week lol

You're all welcome for us raising skenes' era

I'm supposed to be impressed a dog smelled some sandwiches?? Brother they all do that

Sunday morning

blank check doing truman show bringing back memories. i feel like i saw it so many times as a kid. i should rewatch

i put chili crisp on a dutch baby

Finally watched ntbtstm. And what a picture

scheming about what fast food to get on the way home from proctoring this final

kyle schwarber is going to hit 85 home runs

love to have to think "is this doctor's note AI" lol

looks good to me

Only two final exams left to administer. Then we never have to leave rooty again

I went here and everyone knew you 🙂

Ice Cold Mirepoix LaCroix

this is the last photo on my parents' video birdfeeder before it was mysteriously destroyed we may never know what happened

www.nme.com/news/film/pe... give it up bro!!!

so grogu's in the news

our reading period being only one day is so brutal. and i can only think the students agree!!

Wonk off home run

its not a movie its a tone poem. And its shot through and suffused with various things

Look up any spiritual master recorded in history & follow the trail back to the original unaltered stories, locate the factual translations of the words used in their discussions of food. Many scholars have done the work for us so that we now can access the facts online within mere seconds.

Spending all day like this in the office nook (as opposed to a bed or couch) because the replacing the smoke alarm saga was too traumatic

Yuuuup

a funny thing of my econ/stats class is it tries to stay grounded in the two running examples of "the gender wage gap" and "class size and education quality" and every year a bunch of the finance kids are like "what the hell is this!! where are the prices!!"

Brandon Clarke died?? Damn

Rooty is completely exhausted from freaking out about the smoke alarm expiring and chirping while I was gone all day lol

Mom still in remission 💪

Hm. Well

lmao i love this