i'm sure the kennedy center will look wonderful

The Hated Worm has not been given my dinner

Gym is so damn crowded with no snow melting. Come on

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

If vic fangjo retires while our most prominent defensive position coach went to the cowboys. Well I wouldn't like that

He won this fight by decision. This is why you never let the haters get you down

Surely the march for billionaires is some form of goof

Enjoying frieren s2. They've done a good job of setting up a show where the plot doesn't really need to move. Because of course we can all appreciate life even when it's slow!!

feels like i'm always at the damn grocery store

Hey I met this guy

I don't approve of oura rings and the like

boooo. now i have to pray on the ravens downfall

mild calf strain + snow still everywhere is basically ruining my life

wtf

not gonna pretend i know enough to say whether he'd actually be good at this but seems promising considering we almost hired him as OC

So, what's next? Dunno, I got a little time to figure it out. I do have one idea, though: What if I kept doing the same newsletter independently? Who knows, it might even be better. If that's something you might be interested in, drop your email here 👇 forms.gle/tThExie8pQb2...

end of trails beyond the horizon has left me melancholy and anxious

alright. we'll see!!

shut UP

This van was parked at the gym

i'm looking up sample AI policies people put on syllabi and groaning

Has any political cartoonist done this bit with a vampire. Could be good

Yep

it's data privacy day at my workplace. happy data privacy day

calf strain 90 percent into a good run award

Goofing Oft

Two nights in a row where I meant to go upstairs to play video games but the house is cold enough that rooty was cuddling too aggressively on the couch for me to leave. I'm a saint

My counter example is Seal is not a one hit wonder!!

Federal deployment to Minneapolis "is steady state and expected to continue as planned," per Border Patrol memo leaked to me

Am I just a fuddy duddy for thinking "article appendices are online only and in separate documents" is bad policy. Great I of course didn't want anyone to read that

Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning

hoping it's that we told people we have a couple of guys we're prioritizing. who knows though

to be a fly on the wall in whatever meetings those 7 dems who voted for the dhs funding are in. agreeing to play musical chairs with who votes for the bad stuff and you get stuck with the gestapo

Denton? Is that you?

I already miss The Line

In repose after a busy snow day

Usually I like a snow game but this is a disaster lol

stidham nation rise up

not trying to do a "the media disrespects the eagles" thing. and i think it's weird that daboll wants the titans. but just flatly saying "of course people don't want that job, hurts is so limited" is driving me bonkers

That's what I'm talkin about

That's what I'm talkin about

Protesters chanting "We're not cold, we're not afraid, Minne[apolis/sota] taught us to be brave" in Boston tonight outside Government Center station.

it's friday

Getting really caught up in images of Billy Bob promoting "Landman"

If I had legs I'd kick you is stressing me out

Oh, no, I was in a different kind of program for Gifted Children. Yeah, not the one for IQ, it was for morally gifted kids, preternatural wisdom etc. Yeah we don't have anxiety as adults, completely serene.

This must be weird news to see if you’re one of the literally hundreds or even thousands of university administrators who preemptively censored faculty, scrubbed websites, changed the names of centers, etc.

LRT i actually did ask an AI for it and it wanted me to put pickled, fried and raw onions on the same sandwich and then pour soup over it

onion based sandwich called a "wet william", please, computer.

anyone else ever get tired after staying up too long