i can feel my brain sloshing around in my head so every time i turn this happens

it must feel good as hell to get raptured

giles coreying the weighted blanket shop

Good Evening, “Hollow Knight: Silksong” was a week long sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

10 gallons of water 1 gallon of amonia 800 grams of phosphorous 250 grams of salt 1 huge slab of steak 500 gallons of cum someone who is good at alchemy please help me budget this, my homunculus is dying

meat

paralytic toxins? in my shellfish?

80s horror movies: what if your TV was evil 2000s horror movies: what if you could have sex with your phone

"if you were a non-legendary creature, which would u be?"

finished

okay also my key being stolen means i might have to pay for another month of storage and i only have $40 to my name. need $100 by the 15th to be covered if anyone can help a bug out venmo @ honey-challah ko-fi @ yaelso

bitch i look like i'm from frog twitter. bitch i look like rene descartes. hoe i can't reason with a syllogism. yung bitch i don't even know where port royale is. young buck i spent $600 on depop. young buck use the word 'episteme' in a sentence

i had a dream i was on an alien planet and a store owner pointed to a row of masks on the wall and said "those are our little gods. they look like us but we didn't make them." i accidentally knocked one into some sort of toxic sludge and awakened the horrors that devoured the world. is that good

jacking off is like shooting people

the one thing you don't wanna do is miss with a stud finder

my revolutionary new gaming console that sucks your shit from the back completely dry

i will harm you crazy style !!!!

being an indie rougelite deckbuilder dev must be like an infinite money glitch or something

the stiffening of your penis is of no consequence

they're doing this to me

sorry cant talk two busy being evil

For every topical joke you dont post, you will be richly rewarded.

have you been harnessing the power of beneficial insects playboy

🤪 hiiiiii everyone i'm STILL stuck with my storage unit on the east coast on account of my mother might have cancer. im about $20 from my goal right now, but im also needing to refill my meds soon an i've been facing Supreme difficulty getting on medicaid in this new state venmo @ honey-challah

im listening. im learning

she posted this and we immediately had sex just fyi

its national ❌ no sex ❌ day, be sure to celibate responsibly

would you like to share your location with the Wretched Beast? yes✅ no❌

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Starting next week, we will begin to gradually increase the duration of amateur hour. The intervals between scheduled amateur periods will continue to decrease until we have successfully implemented an amateur eon. We ask for your cooperation. Thank you.

KILL ALL NOSE SURGEONS

after i have sex i start thinking about iced tea like that one akira gif

this is where i post from

call my girl james way she got a giant peach

all up in yr girl like im breakfast

daily affirmations: im not gonna make it it never gets better i was born wrong

if u think the future looks grim i have bad news about the present

im like that guy in dune. you know the one

im going #sludgemode

[talking to most NGO-approved acquaintance at the socialite dinner party] well in my opinion 'puppy' is actually, in many cases, a respectful nickname

it’s worth a fellow’s while to be born into the world, if only to fall right asleep

hey whats going on whats up guys

hey guys this is my first post on lex, yall should come to my biweekly clown fetish roleplay parties (women and femmes only), in the middle of my saturn return and looking to make new friends, lmk if you think we'd vibe 🥰🌻

woof hi i am no longer in dire straits as the folks i'm staying with have taken care of my food, but i'm still stuck paying 100/mo for my storage unit in Baltimore and need some extra padding for misc bills !!! so close to freedom i can almost taste it 😭 anything helps!!! venmo @ honey-challah