Sarah
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drink some water you dumb bitch
over 1 year ago
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Pretty happy with my decision to do absolutely nothing again today
about 15 hours ago
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Pedicures are in the top ten least enjoyable experiences
about 19 hours ago
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Baby
3 days ago
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A rainy morning with no commitments and you think I’m going to do chores? Go fuck yourself
3 days ago
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Getting my shit absolutely rocked by the pollen levels
3 days ago
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Sometimes I drink my coffee too fast and it gives me a tummy ache and I think that’s very unfair
4 days ago
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Ian Boudreau
5 days ago
This is what having a job is like
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I can’t escape this cycle of waking up at 3am and falling asleep at 7:30pm
4 days ago
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Good morning
5 days ago
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SwampLizard
7 days ago
Explaining to my friends that, while I am a ride or die, sometimes I will choose die
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Sometimes cats will wake you up with a nice snuggle and sometimes they will wake you up by dropping a live spider on your pillow, you have to be ready for anything
7 days ago
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Working out here for the rest of the summer
8 days ago
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Going straight from heat on to AC is fucking stupid
9 days ago
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Stores should open at 7am if I have to do my own checkout anyway
9 days ago
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Noise cancelling head phones are the best thing that ever happened to me
10 days ago
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James McLeod
11 days ago
this is not funny, Canadian rappers only do this when they’re in extreme distress
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Good morning
11 days ago
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hair smells like bbq burgers if you’re into that
12 days ago
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“Next week I’ll get caught up” I say for the 417th week in a row
12 days ago
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Carrying all my beverages up to do my little email job
12 days ago
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I am going to shoot this day with a gun
13 days ago
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I want the feeling of being wrapped in a big cozy sweater but I also do not want anything touching my skin, pls fix
13 days ago
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What if a girl could sleep
13 days ago
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Good morning
14 days ago
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Why can’t ontario liberals stop punching themselves in the face
15 days ago
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macnult
15 days ago
my attitude is awful
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Good morning to the desk cats only
15 days ago
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time to make the donuts
15 days ago
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10/10 weekend
15 days ago
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Cats really have the right idea about sunbeams
16 days ago
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You’re literally allowed to just go outside and nobody can stop you
16 days ago
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18 days ago
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Sleeping for five or six entire months would fix me
18 days ago
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Good morning
18 days ago
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I bit my cheek this morning and then I bit it fifty more times
18 days ago
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Guess who had to get dragged through the bushes twice to get her leash untangled
19 days ago
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Oh they’re going to let the hantscruise passengers just go home that seems cool
20 days ago
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harpy
21 days ago
it's every man's dream to inherit a really big expensive watch. it's every woman's dream to shoot someone through the eye with a longbow
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My kid was a baby five minutes ago and today she accepted her first choice university program offer
23 days ago
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merry bricksmas
23 days ago
inventing a kind of therapy where they just tell you what to do.
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I brought my winterest coat to Sudbury for a soccer game and these people are wearing tshirts, it’s 5°C
24 days ago
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My laptop restarted and closed everything I was working on so I guess I’ll just start a new life
25 days ago
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I am not being properly compensated for the amount of problem solving I had to do today
26 days ago
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Logging on
26 days ago
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If the app for my car is going to send me an alert at 5am to let me know my rear tire is flat i should be able to choose an option for the app to fix this problem before I have to get out of my bed
26 days ago
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We love a flat tire don’t we gang
26 days ago
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“We’re so back” except it’s a second round of seasonal depression
27 days ago
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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟
over 1 year ago
Prayer chain time girlies!
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Countdown to bedtime
28 days ago
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Seasonal changeover from snowblower noises to leaf blower noises
29 days ago
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