Not sure what gas is at up north, but saw $4.29 down here south of Tampa today

It’s both delightful and concerning that dudes playing at outdoor restaurant situations are suddenly playing almost exclusively songs from 2002-2006.

Good morning

It’s not a EMF or whatever BS the 49ers are saying. I’ve been sneaking into their training room and injecting their ACLs and other ligaments with yellow fever vaccines 💉

Hell yeah, Chuck.

Might go to a greasy local joint that has gator tail on the menu 🐊

The Sixers are the only team in the nba with both a winning record and a negative point differential.

sixers win

God I hate that groundhog

Rebound, pls

VJ, my son

Perfect pitch. Both strikes in that corner.

Glad kruk is getting a bag, but these car warranty ads suck

Man, cutch in the clutch.

Thank you 🍔

Burger, buddy, whatcha doin? lol

Well that stinks

Good movement on that four seamer

Go phils. Go Nola. But I’m probably gonna go check out the pool in a bit.

I’m glad we’re mostly past tolerating those weird “wear a suit to fly on a plane, have some respect” scolds. If astronauts wear onesies to fuckin space, I can wear jeans or sweats in economy to Tampa.

CENTCOM told me Iran keeps hitting their high-value assets so I asked how many they have and they said they just go to the Pentagon and get new ones afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding high-value assets to the Iranians and then INDOPACOM started crying

Through security in 7 minutes at PHL this am. TSA guy said everyone keeps their shoes today on except Cowboys fans. Go birds.

The nba is constantly doing the most

Anne Hathaway and Ewan McGregor in a Dino horror movie?! That looks like it’s straight not silly?

The Philadelphia Phillies

Woof

Hey

Maaaan, this is some bullshit. How can you be like this with your kid?

Yeah, Marshy

Huh. Crawford still need to get comfortable in CBP, I guess? Or maybe told to be in a bit shallow? Odd to see a ball drop in over the CF head like that here.

“Right down the chute”… off the plate. lol.

Bryce using Fugees for walk up music? Impossible to hate that weirdo.

Eovaldi with a long inning

Kyle Schwarber on pace for 724 home runs this season

Always rooted for McCutchen. Pirates are cheap for not keeping him around

me heading into work

Gdi the Sixers are back

⚾️

Oh gd

I hate that car commercial where the guy is listening to a record on a $50,000 turntable that’s set up, uh.. in his garage? Some empty room with blank walls, bare floors, and floor-to-ceiling windows? The worst possible space to listen to music in!

I really do like Tom McCarthy, but he let that game get away from him at the end. Huge upset and felt a little flat on the call.

Schwarber crushed one

Sixers audio is about 3s ahead of the video for me

Finished the BBC War & Peace series last night. Thought it was well done, if a bit slow at times. Love Paul Dano, though. Gotta be a grade A weirdo to not like that guy, I’m telling ya.

Convincing a brain that isn’t working correctly that it isn’t working correctly has always been a nearly impossible challenge.

It was really good

Every time Cal Baptist has an open shot, they dribble into traffic and then flip the ball wildly at the rim, now that it is good and contested.

OH. MY. GAWD.