The same guy telling you Portland is war-ravaged, told you Mexico was going to pay for the wall and people were eating your pets in Ohio.

We have to stop dehumanizing ICE agents while they are doing their important job of dehumanizing us

My reductive description of ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER is "TAKEN meets THE BIG LEBOWSKI" (complimentary)

Ladies and gentlemen, the meritocracy

No such thing as an AI actress, writer, dancer, or any other word referring to people.

my husband @kalebhorton.bsky.social hated the phrase “passed away” and had nothing but scorn for softening euphemisms in general. he was a firm believer in the comedy rule of threes, but only if the third thing can hit as a surprise. and he just died

Let’s call a lie a lie, shall we?

None of these words are in the Bible ... or the Constitution.

I don't think you need complex political triangulation when the president is shrieking "I am sending in the WAR DEPARTMENT because Portland is AT WAR!" You should just keep saying that he should be removed from office because he is plainly insane

As yet unclear if Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam will be deployed

There is no measured way to say what I am about to say. If the Supreme Court agrees with the Trump administration to end birthright citizenship, we must end this current Supreme Court. I do not say this lightly.

It is really funny that Jimmy Kimmel Live showed more moral fortitude and adherence to a system of values than Columbia University

Three days before a possible government shutdown, Donald Trump just arrived at his golf club in Virginia.

A quadrillion times this, PLUS No one is doing well right now, hetero relationships tend to hinge on women doing all of most of the emotional labor, and I suspect that a lot of women have decided they simply do not have the emotional bandwidth for that at the moment given *gestures broadly*

Dems: He’s seeking retribution. Trump: I’m seeking retribution. WaPo: Some see this as retribution.

The Charlie Kirk memorial special that Sinclair was going to broadcast instead of Kimmel (before deciding not to) has just 71,000 views on YouTube:

trump's numbers on economic policy are worse than bush/obama's during the financial crisis

Mike Johnson seems real keen on protecting pedophiles. I'm sure there's nothing untoward in his past whatsoever.

I often say that conservatives want to repeal the various Civil Rights Act but it’s probably more accurate to say they want to overturn the Reconstruction amendments.

281 US children died from the flu in the 2024-25 season. Vaccination saves lives. 👇

"Who would have predicted this?" - Black women did. - Trans people did. - The *entire* disability community did. - The anarchists did. - Post-Evangelicals did. "Well why didn't I hear them." You did. But you disregarded us as "extremists" and "alarmists". And you are still calling us that.

Why was Elon Musk flying the Lolita Express to Child Rape Island with Jeffrey Epstein in December 2014?

After he loses the gun and gets it back in a panic, who does he scramble to aim it at? Bystanders. That tells you they know who the real threat to their pathetic jackboot keystone routine is: witnesses.

Crenshaw feels like he can say this because Dems won’t call him on it and spend money indicting all the SCOTUS / Cabinet appointees / Trump apparatchiks who lied. But we should. And do it in a flood the zone way.

for people thinking about responding to maga with a revived and fighting broad-tent liberalism, so much of the problem right now is about morale. people know trump is unpopular but they just can’t get themselves to believe they can give themselves permission to once again hope they can stop him. 1/2

the question to ask the republican majority on the court is “what CAN’T trump do?”

reposting w/ alt-text the note about "no opportunity to deliberate in conference" is def interesting if I'm on the Court and my terrible colleagues zoom forward with this terrible decision without so much as a conversation in conference, I'm holding a press conference instead. blowin up their spot

Expect any non-citizen (for now) in any position of power to be harassed and abused on pretext by the secret police.

Elon Musk went to Pedophile Island www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

If anyone knows anything about this ICE agent, you can reach me on Signal at marisakabas.04

Even if Democrats were insisting that they wouldn’t fund the government unless Trump personally underwent gender reassignment surgery on live TV, that doesn’t change the fact that Republicans run the entire goddamn government. This is 100% on them.

The only people we'll admire from this time are the ones who said "Hell, no."

It took just three days to get Sinclair to back down, and what it got in exchange for agreeing to put Kimmel back on the air was...nothing. This is not what happens every time you stand up to a bully, but if you don't fight back, you'll never know if you would have won.

The most incompetent administration in history. We handed the keys over to the absolute dumbest set of people imaginable. High school kids in model UN would do a much better job.

I learned it from you, dad. I learned it by watching you.

Huh.

Trump is ordering pregnant women and young children to stop taking pain and fever reliever. It’s a cruel, needless strategy to inflict pain, suffering, illness, anxiety, and social stigmatization. It’s also already given conservatives a new way to blame women for societal problems.

NEW: ICE agents violently arrested a man in a busy Hyattsville, MD intersection this week, at one point brandishing guns and pointing them at bystanders. I spoke to multiple witnesses—including a local priest whose church is a sanctuary for undocumented people: www.thehandbasket.co/p/ice-agents...

So today I learned that Daniel Patrick Moynihan, the white social scientist who pontificated on the "crisis of the negro family", denigrated black mothers as matriarchs and decried 'absentee' black fathers was himself raised by a single mom after his alcoholic father abandoned their family.

obgyn politics are crazy because they’re “divisive” because a lot of men across the political horseshoe hate women, think they’re property, and don‘t care if they die, so a lot of politicians, especially men, dont talk about if they can help it

Thanks, Trump, you colossal, monstrous failure.

If we're finally going to crack down about lying to Congress under oath, I think there are several Cabinet members and a few Supreme Court justices whose testimonies might need revisiting.

The video is... something else. This ICE agent has zero training. Stuffing the gun in his belt, so of course it falls out? What restraining hold was he even trying to do? Why did he point the gun at the crowd? Everyone who played a role in putting this guy on the street needs to be fired.

Can't stop thinking about the Anthony Fantano-ass ICE agent who dropped his gun and then pointed it at bystanders. Really replicating the Nazis' oaf-little weiner dichotomy

No matter what this meeting is about, Pete will always be a National Guardsman assigned to a Civil Affairs unit who got a bunch of crusader tattoos in his 40s because he wants you to think he's a cool, war-criming operator instead of an extremely online wife-beating loser

Even though it’s bullshit the media is running COMEY INDICTED headlines which is how Republicans win messaging every time. They’re hoping most people won’t know the difference between this and a real indictment and the media helps them by not plainly saying “Trump Forces DOJ To Indict” in a headline

you are about to see the nation’s beer distributors—aka “the toughest lobby you’ve never heard of”—lose their fucking minds

candidates showing actual guts even after being targeted by the cowardly powers that be, we love to see it

Only an administration intent on committing war crimes in the present and future would stoop to calling Wounded Knee a "battle" rather than what it truly was: a massacre of over 250 Lakotas, mainly women, children, and the elderly. 1/