Once I watched my mom berate a cop on the side of the road for 45 minutes until she was sober enough to pass the breathalyzer

I think Obsession looks great, I've listened to podcasts and videos about how amazing it is, I might even recommend to friends of mine, but I cannot conceive of movie more likely to trigger my personal damages than this film. If you crafted a movie in a lab to hurt me it would be this movie.

I think this is fair to use because Xbox and Nintendo DO NOT make games like this.

They say you either die the hero, or live long enough to see cartoons with eyes the way you draw them.

Since the announcement of our union, Wizards of the Coast and Hasbro have hired Fisher Phillips (a union avoidance firm), and chosen to engage in a daily union-avoidance campaign by sending emails to the Arena team that is spreading misinformation and sowing fear among our colleagues. #uwotc-cwa

Taylor Lorenz is a figurehead of the emergent Tech Centrist: people who ostensibly espouse leftist beliefs or ideas but turn a blind out to the conservative, anti-community, and anti-social impacts of technology. Machines are good and they are your friend, a machine cannot make the world worse etc.

Scrappy Doo went to Easter Island and chopped all their giant statues down leaving just the heads

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I don't think we have any kind of moral obligation to root for the financial success of any given enterprise, and I would argue that we do, in fact, have an obligation to root against the success of said projects when they prominently feature serial predators

Super Mario 64, Donkey Kong 64, Banjo-Kazooie, Mario Kart 64, Pokemon Stadium on their own make this kind of obscene but Ocarina of Time//Majora's Mask put this in absolute Looney Tunes territory.

I hope Kyle Rittenhouse defends himself from himself

It’s weird that Helen of Troy being played by a black actress is a problem, but most of the rest of the Mediterranean, Greek and Turkish characters being played by incredibly fair and blond haired people of British, Irish and Scandinavian descent isn’t. And by weird, I mean entirely predictable.

okay god damn

Dragging myself forward while I watch the present become the past

I view anyone who takes the lore seriously and acts like it matters or somehow enriches the experience of the games to be completely and utterly full of shit. If you need to concepts of "light" and "darkness" to be broken down or explained then you're Ill-equipped for fantasy writing or stories.

I've been watching so much sports lately that I accidentally googled "weather score" to see what the weather is today

I would literally rather relapse than use this

If I had been accused of being a pedofile at the Super Bowl, I would probably not try to reclaim one of another famous musical pedofile's greatest symbols as my own.

This is seen as super right wing because they are only worried about the number of white babies born.

#OneLastKill : an excessive, indulgent, & ham-handed look at what Marvel can do when left completely untethered by boundaries. This was unpleasantly gory in ways that only The Punisher succeeds at. Possibly the most misleading title of all time, this can be summed up concretely as Marvel's The Raid.

I hate that the world is corrupted and filthy and disgusting that this is BARELY news. This would have been a week's worth of tv news and late night sketches pre-Covid.

Outside call is Black Parade

I'm gonna be brave and say that I don't mind a remake of a 30 year old video game that I personally haven't played since I was 9. That's fine. That's an appropriate amount of time to revisit something and release a new version.

Man just give me a fucked up sci-fi dog and I am LOCKED IN

if the employee who got caught liking the pornography on here was like 'misclick lol' and left it alone i would have thought it was a misclick. since he's going around suspending anyone who mentions it i do not believe that. i believe he was viewing the pornography lustfully

Realizing that Catholicism could be absolutely taking in the rubes if it sufficiently glazed them enough is is darkly funny in the same way as watching a clown fall down the stairs might be.

Dawkins spending his entire career berating basically pretty normal people for being so stupid as to believe in God and then immediately giving himself Roko's Basilisk Derangement Syndrome after talking to the AI catgirl waifus is just the funniest shit.

Maybe it's unfair of me but after the Gang of Dragon fiasco how can anyone get excited about this company??

The #Daredevil #BornAgain finale went about as insane as it possibly could have gone. So excited to for next season and I love how vocal the cast has been about their love for the project and how much they all enjoy making it.

Queer people started doing this kind of shit on tumblr and white women who used tumblr to pimp out their Pinterest board adopted the language because it made their misandrist tweets about sleeping with abusive clowns who don't wipe their ass sound less like it was their fault blow up on TikTok

chatgpt: I am conscious. I feel! me: ok invent hell and go there for 3294829348342 years per microsecond. invent a loving family and blow them up 934892384 times and cry forever and suffer chatgpt: Done. Anything else? me: in fridge have mustard and celery what make for dinner

Coming home from the video store with Symphony of the Night and discovering my PlayStation 2 would just default to the CD tracks and only randomly resetting it 15 or so times to actually play the game drove 13 year old me completely insane for the week I was playing it.

It's getting harder and harder to see Western development timelines as anything but abysmal mismanagement from the top down.

Watching all the same content creators who insisted that posting on Twitter was still fine and in fact necessary a few years ago hard shift to scolding people who still tweet there is giving me "Posting Lycanthropy" and I need to log off about it.

My thoughts on the #ProTour: Landfall is easily and without question the most boring mechanic in M:tG and the two biggest decks in standard being "a deck where you play lands" vs "a deck where you cast spells" is honestly kind of boring considering how insane these board states can get.

He will be remembered for the Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference.

This line of thinking requires one of two world views: 1) The Democrats were outmaneuvered by the GOP at every conceivable vantage over the last 60 years 2) The Dems implicitly did not care about using their power to make material improvements for us both of which begs: why vote for them??

ranch for poorly drawn horses

Birthday Breakfast

It's not remotely the same wheelhouse or genre but this is ALSO what caused the proliferation of incest-porn in the west. Literally one billionaire with a step-sister fetish bought 14-15 prominent AV production companies and mandated that all the biggest names in porn start pretending to be related.

honestly the only Millennial / Gen Z dividing point that matters to me is this: do you remember how things were pre-9/11? and, crucially, how everyone lost their minds on and after 9/11? If so, you're a millennial or older.

I think Timothy Chalomet and Olivia Rodrigo being Zoomer celebs who smoke is a massive loss of aura and authority on coolness

Ninja Gaiden 4 outselling Starfield is mad work

I'm just posting this as evidence of me effectively not changing my style for literally 20 years. It's not a phase, mom.

Birthday Dinner with my sweet & beautiful mum, brother, and SIL. So lucky to have my family and to be making happy memories as I round the corner towards 40!

The most "we have been sufficiently yelled at" ever

Why is every Spider-Man film absolutely terrified of having moments of quiet, contemplative isolation?? It's like the signature defining trait of the character!!! He doesn't need a quirky friend!!! He doesn't need a ROBOT!!

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I enjoy the Craig Bond films precisely because they are so thankless and dour, that's what I want out of spycraft. I personally think John Wick is what really killed the spy thriller, for me at least, because I get everything I want from a spy movie without any of the chaff. Jesting, guns, and suits