this is the sickest shit ive ever seen

thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv

Top 8'd my #Lorwyn Prerelease with UR Elementals!! What a marvelous time! My first prerelease since Ikoria and it just felt so amazing to be playing Magic with Magic cards.

We've been saying this for two fucking years

I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"

The long wait for Frieren is over and it was so beautiful and touching and I cannot wait to watch this season 2-3 times. So grateful for weekly release to make the frozen winter months less cold.

Embarrassing. We don't have room at the table of revolution for people who are worried about respectability and decorum.

*cracks knuckles* 3D platforming is good and if you don't like it it's a skill issue, not an inherent flaw in designing jumping puzzles for a 3D space.

Gas Station//Lobster Roll sounds like one of those split 2-G carts that lets you smoke two flavors of weed.

It's funny that basically every dirtbag leftist at the time was like "oof this lady is gonna suuuuuuuuuuck" and we've all been vindicated time and time again

@seraphsix.com Hey man I just saw that there's an AI tool that scrapes Scryfall for data and I don't know if there's anything you can do about it but I figured you might want to know mtgbuilder.ai/search

just a comprehensive failure to meet the moment

I quite enjoyed this bit

He absolutely failed to do this! There were way too many stops!

I think Hollywood's willingness to spike specifically female characters body types in these adaptations is sexist in a way that I cannot elucidate beyond "how she looks is a part of her character". Tall Mario isn't still Mario, Red Sonic isn't still Sonic, and this just does not read like Lara to me

The next US election I will vote in is the one that prosecutes ICE, Noem, and Miller and I won't be voting for anyone that doesn't have the courage to push for sincere reform.

shout out to @kiefkommand.bsky.social for sharing this with me. helpful guide for anyone, like me, who needs to prep a bit:

Also as civilians we can fight back without being labeled a terrorist and getting our faces ventilated

The only way to reform them is with rope.

We honestly let the Oxford comma get out of control, and now anything written by a Millennial has a 50/50 chance, of look,ing like thi,s,

I had to stop hanging out with manic pixie queers because they would wax for hours about how they LOVED chaos and disorder as part of their personality and then sad post on socials about how their life was in shambles and really stressful and I couldn't just be like "Do you not see the correlation?"

One thing that makes me feel totally insane is the constant hemming and hawing over sexualizing kids that just doesn't seem to apply to one of HBO's biggest shows that is literally just sexualizing kids. Also the showrunner is a huge creep!

What's haunting me here is the realization that these dingbats all eventually start talking like their LLM which feels like when Agent Smith got downloaded into that guys brain in The Matrix.

Comic strip about office worker who discovers his previously unearthed talent for rap music iLLbert

I mean this is just Hitler shit.

Moving to a bidet (cold-water, $70) was absolutely life changing, a heated seat would feel so luxurious oh my stars

Holy shit, Anthem Executive Producer Mark Darrah just posted a nearly FOUR HOUR postmortem of Anthem www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxwr...

A very important thing for you to know about Icelandic is that the word "rassgat" (butthole) is used as an endearment about cute things. So if you say someone is "algjört rassgat" (a total butthole) it means they are VERY cute. If the cuteness is overwhelming we say "rúsínurassgat" (raisin asshole).

they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it

And they'd hit you with Phantom Tollbooth (1970) or A Flight of Dragons (1983) on the way out!

Keep hearing devs say that they only use ai for "pre-concept art" There is no pre-concept art. There is concept art. That's where the idea starts. With the concept. You're using ai for concept art.

It's crazy that you typed out "and they had to hire more teachers" like it's a bad thing and still hit post

It's good that he won

If this were going to work then why didn't it work 5 years ago when George Floyd was murdered, Black Lives Matter was a household name, and their had t been as much pressure for police reform since Rodney King? Why is this different? Because a white woman died?

It cannot be overstated the degree to which Kirk's memory and legacy were most directly impacted and dragged through the mud than by his wife and political allies. Erica is making him look absolutely insane!

your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn

Genuinely nothing in the last year has made me feel as insane as the weeks-long CSAM cascade from Twitter that seemingly no one at any level of power seems interested in stopping.

I'm not gonna yuk anyone's yum but it is weird to me how many people in the queer games media space who balk at things like AI and union busting are absolutely glazing Pathologic 3 when the dev has been outed repeatedly as an abuser and possibly worse than that. A weird indie game blind spot.

It's extremely funny to me that the once revolutionary Talib Kwali realized that the only thing that really feels good is fighting with white people in the comments on social media. We talk about love of the game... this is just love of the game.

My Chemical Situationship

Cancelling my subscription to Crack+ because even though I OD'd three times this season it still wasn't enough to clear the Heroin battlepass

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

Awesome day for hands down the most annoying people on earth

I think we all understand tacitly that the Gooners are maybe the one group of guys who genuinely love AI and can't wait for the AI takeover and I can't imagine this will be an issue for 99% of the people who read this.

This man just loves being on the cutting edge of new technology that everyone loves

If you're bringing a dog to a public place that is literally anything besides a dog park, the leash is for the courtesy and peace of mind of the other people, not a display of your dog's obedience. "She never bites anyone" bro my wife was mauled by a pitbull as a child please a little empathy

Picking a fight with the video game modding community was just a really weird thing to do, but also we need private feeds immediately so that our power users can have their own personal feelings not end up on the discover tab if they wanna dunk on some gamer losers.