Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.

when the edible hits and you try to play it cool

The cutesy off-the-cuff tone being used to astroturf this is for sure the product of a terminally demented woman with a fucked up box.

This morning in Tehran. It's presently raining oil, per CNN

I fuckin hate when I hear about this shit from other countries. Fuck this racist shithole Nazi deep state, the US is a failed experiment.

I wonder how much the fucking COMMERCIAL AT THE GAME AWARDS COST

There not being a "story" associated with the cards is actually the biggest turn off for me. Give us a legendary Foot clan soldier, give us a new cameraman for April that's a double agent, give us a sentient pizza planeswalker gives us SOMETHING to CARE ABOUT! I love TMNT but this set has no context

I would give anything at all to know how the discussion around the pizza lands went down. Magic has a lot of wild art, it takes big swings, but the disgusting digital diarrhea pizza slices are so relentlessly upsetting that I need the @rhysticstudies.bsky.social deep dive on what the fuck happened.

I feel it important to point out that "dynamic pricing" is marketing speak for "aggressively anti-consumer predatory AI" and we shouldn't use though terms to discuss it and launder their terrible anti-consumer bullshit for them. This is "microtransactions" all over again.

I can’t do this anymore

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

If you look at these men and think "that's what a genius looks like, I gotta give this guy all the money that has ever existed in the hopes that they build Roko's Basilisk and it rewards me for my unwavering faith in The Basilisk" then I'm sorry but you have the brain of a baby penguin

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15 minute animated short of Gerard, Sisay, Tahngarth, Squee, and Mirri having to beat Urza and some SpaceJam style Metathran All Stars in a softball game while the bleachers are loaded with goblins, elves, viashino, cat people, and Merfolk (drinking water out of the double-dome beer helmets.

Saying this as Paul Atreides of DUNE is absolutely buck wild. He's getting more and more French as time passes.

One thing seems clear from all the hasty mobilizations of U.S. military units and the realities of our ongoing ammunition crisis: the Trump Admin has completely hollowed out our capacity to defend ourselves or our allies in order to help Israel in murdering Iranians.

I personally would have launched with the skill tree but maybe I'm just built different.

Metroid Heads absolutely reeling, Ms. Pac-Man community in utter shambles

I would love to hear some thoughts from other Games Writers, narrative designers about CO33 and the storyline, which is rich but not entirely fully formed and more than a little too sure of itself!

One of the absolutely all time greats, perhaps the greatest to ever do it (be a handsome, funny, cool guy)

$50 for a bunch of cards I will sleeve up once and likely never play again is absolutely brutal coming from a hard "buy singles" backround

The single biggest Who Cares of the generation.

It's very funny to report on the crime and explain the crime but explain the crime 100% completely wrong

I'd be more inclined to believe that Graham Platner is merely a dumbass if he was making different kinds of "mistakes" instead of one very specific type of "mistake" over and over

There are people in the pentagon betting on going to war and then immediately pulling the lever of war to begin war. This is Hell. This is what it feels like at the Bottom. When we talk about End-Stage Capitalism, it's betting on wars to start and then starting them.

John Fetterman is suicidally depressed and he deserves to be, fuck this tool

When you were a kid, did you ever meet another kid who was clearly out of their mind, and incredibly troubled and destructive, who made you really uncomfortable to be around, and you just hoped that they would grow up to… Not be like that? And then they grew up to be even worse?

Im envisioning the variety of women who will romance me, their various Ethnicities, etc, when the Dark Net Injectables make me 1 inch taller

"Bloodborne needs to be remade" is one of those things that drives me nuts because it's right there. You can buy it now and then play it right after. We won the battle of it being always available and you are crying about frame rates. You are weak.

This guy thought making Orcs Cholo-Coded would make him the next George Lucas

Noooooooo dude noooooo how does this less real than the 7 year old video game how

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened 🫡

decided to film this for some reason

They're calling it the worst movie of all time, folks!

not the point but huge L for statement glasses guys

I think about this all the time! The thing about Post-War Japan is that you aren't just getting anti-imperialist art, you're getting anti-Japanese art, you're getting anti-patriarchy art, you're getting the first whispers of queer art, you're getting the anti-colonial stuff past, present, and future

Cartoon Planet wouldn’t be a huge deep dive. We were just being as goofy as we could. We wanted people watching to have as much fun as we did making it.

I believe in my soul 100% that if 360 Era gaming journalists had all said "they want us to call them "Microtransactions" but that's a stupid anti-consumer word that promotes capitalist industry garbage and we won't be laundering your bullshit to our reader" we'd live in a different world.

After 3 seasons I gotta say my hat goes off to the boys here. I didn't really enjoy this show. I think it had great gags and I like the conversational "realism" of the dialogue but I just never connected with the humor or anything else. A fever dream cartoon built for the corrupted zoomer brain. 4/5

Lauren's exceedingly rare bad food takes are why we stan her. She is willing to slug it out with the rest of us, consuming gigantic sausage scran covered in pierogies or whatever, so when she drops a real doozy of a dud like this one we can all just shake our heads, laugh, and say "oh... funny girl"

@jessesingal.com you are a bigoted freak and your entire life until you die ugly and afraid (from natural causes) is gonna be one long tunnel of horrors because you believe in your heart that the world would be better if it made more sense to you, specifically. Get bent, get gored by a moose, quiet!

This is the cinematic equivalent of complaining that there aren't enough salads on the menu at your Brazilian Steak House

Going forward the new classification for "gay guys that could beat my fuckin' ass" is gonna be Tough-Cookie.

It's weird that he has the exact same complexion and hairstyle as Patrick Bateman

saw a reddit comment on the lenghth of modern dev cycles earlier that stuck with me: "The PS2 had three Grand Theft Autos, GTA5 had three Playstations"

God, I don't ask for a lot, but if you're real and juste and kind and benevolent... you will give me a prototype game to play

Radical Entertainment (The Simpsons: Hit & Run, Prototype) and Hothead Games (DeathSpank) has been resurrected as New Radical Games. (Read more at VGC)

“oh no, they added a movie normal people have heard of to the criterion collection” is a top 5 fakest problem of all time