Anyway I’m logging off for Lent. See y’all on Easter.

I swear the only people trying to make Gavin Newsom happen are BlueSky leftists, I don’t a single liberal who’s excited about him, or even talking about possible 2028 candidates

One way this place is worse than old Twitter is that you don’t get those totally guileless posts that are like “Spaghetti be good as hell when you’re high”

(To the tune of “I Think We’re Alone Now”) 🎶 Ich bin ein Berliner 🎶

It'd be funny if graverobbing became the new youth terror. Like check this watch it came out of a luxurious 1995 grave, good years for watches so look out for that

OH YEAH GET YOU SOME DADGAD youtu.be/hkX7Q2J7k48?...

Absolutely incredible how the NYT cleaned up Jeffrey Epstein’s email about getting a handjob while carefully transcribing each of AOC’s stutters

NYMag now running with that NYT quote of AOC. Mission accomplished I guess

Ah, well, nevertheless

Polis/Shapiro

Yeah, so about your claim that The Argument wouldn't be running anti-trans pieces @jerusalem.bsky.social... I knew it.

Jesse Jackson reading "Green Eggs and Ham" is so wonderful. RIP

Called into HR because I called our Director of Purchasing a “procuress”

Man, the party at large is just not where the base is at. All.

Would you suck Gavin Newsom’s dick to stop a nuclear war

Called into HR because I called our Director of Purchasing a “procuress”

쿠로 대활약

A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy

Everyone on Bluesky circa 2023

Unless you make your argument badly or the other guy makes better jokes! But I am sympathetic to this point and conceded it earlier in the thread. But again, I’m not saying don’t debate. Just know you will not succeed with the person you’re arguing with :)

6'5 Australian TERA-CHAD Androgenic has flown to U.S and BONESMASHMAXXED in order to HUNT down the ASU frat leader and engage in a MOG-OFF to avenge Clavicular after the BRUTAL frame mog incident that took place last week Whiskey Friday With Tony Dokoupil

Can’t remember who said it but the people you want to win over aren’t the ones you’re arguing with, they’re the people reading the argument

Someone should do a taxonomy of the people from the Epstein files who resign positions or are fired vs. the people who don’t

Real Genius

Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?

Stay out of the arroyos

6'5 Australian TERA-CHAD Androgenic has flown to U.S and BONESMASHMAXXED in order to HUNT down the ASU frat leader and engage in a MOG-OFF to avenge Clavicular after the BRUTAL frame mog incident that took place last week Whiskey Friday With Tony Dokoupil

@grork when do I get my DOge dividned

With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.

Ossoff: "Among today's false prophets are the election deniers who indulge this president's obsession with overturning the 2020 election. Hear me when I say this -- they tell a lie so absurd, and therefore so debasing, that the act of telling it proves the teller's total and humiliating submission."

If you are wondering what words the all-male Congress found so "blasphemous" that they felt compelled to literally scrape them off the monument, they were: ''Woman, first denied a soul, then called mindless, now arisen, declared herself an entity to be reckoned.''

Explaining figure skating scoring once again

Who up jamming they pearl?

Happy Presidents’ Day to Abraham Lincoln and Franklin Roosevelt and absolutely no other presidents

Still trying to sell my script for KEITH/DAVID, in which Keith David and David Keith play themselves in a modern Hollywood odd couple satire

in an odd way Musk's bizarre meltdown over his daughter -- he could imagine the universe might be a simulation but not that Gender could be bio-hacked -- is symbolic of this conundrum

When I was a kid my dad told me that Tracey Gold had a sister named “Goodaz”

Back in the day there were guys who’d make “European automobile logos” their entire personality

Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need

Gotta be Tom

fine, since this is all anyone thinks about anyways

I live in a mostly Hispanic neighborhood and the prices at the small grocery stores nearby are outrageous

I would be sad if John Tesh showed up in the Epstein files

I don't think I've ever seen gears shift this fast before.