This spurred me to look up Chris Sarandon on Wikipedia. For some reason, for my whole life, I thought he and Susan were brother and sister. In fact they were married in the 60s and she kept his name after they divorced!

The way you guys talk you make it sound like The Cool Zone is something that is always being asymptotically approached. We've been in it for years now!

Share a television show that raised you:

She Osh on my Kosh till I B’gosh

i made my gf an arthur morgan

It's interesting that the MacBook Pro became the computer of choice for scam social media posts. It's never an Acer gaming laptop

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Warner Bros 1951x 02 [ NC] Un Zorro En Un Embroll... CLA][ TV+ VHS By Retroseriestv Dsigual][grupo TS] : 128s

Isn’t this the opposite trend of what’s happened in the U.S.?

I read this 2018 piece randomly about a year ago and it explains it pretty well. Basically they just banned a ton of people. www.newyorker.com/magazine/201...

Wayne’s World

This one’s gotta be way up there

Moms love leaving voicemails. One time my mom and I stopped at the grocery store. I ran in to grab one thing while she waited in the car. She called me to ask to grab one one other thing, but immediately realized I left my phone in the car with her. SHE THEN PROCEEDED TO LEAVE ME A VOICEMAIL

It is happening, again

“Photo-uncles” lol. I meant “incels” of course

Would you also like to burst out laughing?

29 years ago or so the proto-uncles that you’d meet were usually fairly competent at life. These were guys with a job, an apartment, usually some life skill like cooking or car repair. These complaint back then wasn’t that girls went for “chads,” but for losers

5yo: I need a French fry to stay focused. Two fren—three French fries.

People in the early 90s would look at this and be like “Holy shit look at those fuckin graphics”

Probably you won’t believe me but a big strong man - a biker perhaps - came up to me in the grocery store this afternoon and said thank you sir for steering me toward Bluesky the official app of sports. He wept and said he was consuming more sports content with less fascism. He held me close.

neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now

Christ

Christ, this (from Lizza's latest) is pretty fucking damning of...literally the entire media(?) What the fuck?

Patriots in control

"FACT CHECK: there is no evidence that "better angels of our nature" exist, as angels in general are likely mythological." like that's what you're doing.

For 50 years all these fucking guys were terrified that the government was gonna do a New World Order and now they’re just coming out saying that that’s what they’re gonna do

But I was told that Democrats would outlaw all these things in exchange for healthcare tax credits!

“The moral of the story is: if you’re against witch-hunts, and you promise to found your own little utopian community where witch-hunts will never happen, your new society will end up consisting of approximately three principled civil libertarians and seven zillion witches.” -Scott Alexander, lol

Perhaps the real Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil was the friends we made along the way

@downtownjoshbrown.bsky.social @michaelbatnick.bsky.social you guys called it

Apropos of nothing, let's check in with how things are going at Bari Weiss's free speech university. www.politico.com/news/magazin...

I think this is a racially coded thing too, I live in a very diverse town and the black and Hispanic kids are way more free range than the white kids

“Morning,” I say to my coworker. “Happy Whoskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil!”

We all made it to Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil

Every morning a powerful force urges me to stare off into the distance until I’m late for work

This is probably the most mendacious misreading of a politician’s statement that I’ve ever seen.

Incredible. George Soros has paid restaurant diners everywhere now

My brother: let me show you what i learned in my nut kicking class Me: okay

I’m sorry, but this guy fucking sucks. I listened to Marc Maron interview him and I just thought, I can’t put a finger on it, but he strikes me as a big phony.

Well first of all, that’s a canoe, not a kayak, you stupid fucking jackass

Wasn’t this the real purpose of DOGE? To set up these pathways giving the executive sole control over funds?

@pallone.house.gov why did you vote for this?

I think the disconnect between Atlantic elites is that Americans think Donald Trump is a kid getting to drive a monster truck for Make A Wish and Europeans and Canadians think Donald Trump is the president of the United States.

Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscope slide. 🫧🐻🧪

I’ll bet you anything that dude at the Ford plant who yelled at Trump is one of these guys

I think all the time about how they’re investigating the Smithsonian for “improper ideology.” First time I heard that phrase I thought, “That doesn’t sound like American English”