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George Lucas-ass name.

This looks like a school lunch from a late 80s cartoon based on the writers/animators memory of being in school in 1971 and completely foreign to me who had only normal food.

two types of Catholic discourse online: "I converted ten minutes ago and here's why I'm so smart" vs "well I haven't been to mass since I graduated from Catholic school decades ago but here's what I kind of remember"

Apr 15th - Dante wasn't even supposed to be there on this day. 📽️📅 Clerks (1994)

What an honour - thank you! See you at the ceremony…

Gonna care about Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this year just for JD/NO. Who goes to the ceremony?

people love to talk about excommunication when almost all of it is "self-excommunication" and all you have to do to lift it is go to confession.

I wonder who's party this was? Did I go?

The sun is at its peak in Wyoming. Carpenter, 4/13/2026, 12:42:50 PM

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

I expected a lot of adulthood to be understanding nuance and shades of grey and understanding complex points of view but it turns out black and white comic book supervillainy was very real and people actually love it.

RORY MCILROY WINS THE 2026 MASTERS.

Orbgone

Vinaigrette Ugly

Okay I looked it up. “Chapo Trap House” is a bigoted slur against incel folks.

You expect women to care about world hunger?

I need to see this.

This is a "yikes" from me, dawg.

But the awful lonesomeness is intolerable.

"My Sister" coded behaviors: anti -vax, moving to Florida, bringing her dog everywhere... all very antisocial.

I feel the way these things usually go is she was a bored Mormon housewife and not like a Harvard neurologist.

When you think of it, KPop is ruinous and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper transhumanist movement should seek to abolish it.

Stuebenville, Ohio

The Pope in Rochester, MN.

This for the finale almost makes me think Lorne is retiring.

I blame Trump the most but this is also letting MBS off the hook.

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talking to a friend of mine who only claims the PS+ free games if she plans on ever playing them which is maybe one of the weirdest things I've ever heard. Sure, I might not want to play UFC 24 now, but who knows if that will change in a few months?

What's nice about this Jack Black/Jack White SNL is that this combo would've worked 20 years ago and it makes me feel cool and relevant while watching broadcast tv for old people.

Judas Iscariot was paid 30 pieces of silver for turning Jesus Christ in to the Roman authorities. But he made nearly 10 times that amount by placing a Polymarket bet accurately predicting the day of Christ’s death.

I remember the first albatross I ever saw.

I'm Jack White (tallest, least photogenic)

I was told there were general plans at Cheers for Frasier’s character that changed when Lilith came on with a tiny one scene part. They liked how Lilith affected Frasier, and felt that relationship could be a source of great humor.

The dumbest, worst, tweet ever is the Torment Nexus one. Oh, you have an idea for a potential new technology? Well, have you considered luddism is correct because a guy wrote a story 20 years ago?

"The Federation establishing colonies on uninhabited worlds is problematic" is a largely unchallenged view in modern Trek discourse.

Vedauwoo, 4/1/2026, 6:08:47 PM

This is six DiCaprio performances.

No clue why but this reminded me of de Gaulle meeting the invalid/ancient Pershing towards the end of WWII and Pershing asked him "How is my old friend, Petain?" and de Gaulle responded, diplomatically, "When I last saw him he was well"

I don't think I've seen a website or brand do an April fools day prank in like a decade but we all reflexively whine about anyways.

This is probably the most Bsky post ever, lmao

I had so many of these.

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there's probably a less millennial way to put this but i think books about the civil war have a real "when do they get to the fireworks factory" problem before grant shows up