I wish it was possible to keep squirrels as pets. I know some people do, but I don't think it's great for them.

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The trick of Star Trek is that Kirk is not horny. *Gene Roddenberry* is horny. The tension between Kirk the character trying to do his job & the camera & production trying to get him laid, that's the key.

I think she's a lawyer in LA now. The kids from this show seemed to mostly turn out fine.

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Better Ted Sarandos than Larry Ellison...

boy will I have egg on my face if the biblical end times happen like in an Evangelical fanfic and the Mark of the Beast is really that unsubtle

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You could never make a movie like Home Alone these days. (Kevin would have a phone, airport security is different, they'd have ring cameras on the doors)

"The Hunger Games ripped off Battle Royale" was a pretty lukewarm take 10-15 years ago but is incredibly controversial now, I guess.

My dad has a scrap of paper my grandpa had Ty Cobb sign in 1939. My grandpa was a door to door salesman in the bay area and knocked on Cobbs door and they talked for like an hour and a half.

The Post hitting us with the latest most relevant gossip.

Jurisprudence fetishist gets off on technicality.

Allosexual folks can and do enjoy not showering and they’re still allosexual because not showering isn’t inherently horny

Watching Man on the Inside season 2 and surprise Linda Park, nice to see you Hoshi.

I really wish I never had to learn who Keith Olbermanns sugar babies are.

Madeira and the Azores were uninhabited until the 14th century and the only trace of anyone being there before is that the Vikings may have landed in the Azores 700 years before the Portuguese.

it's funny that most of the people on this list all knew each other.

I really dislike that fairytale of New York somehow got into the Christmas song rotation here. I would rather listen to Wonderful Christmastime on a loop than that one.

I miss watching TV in like 2010 and Mickey Rooney would still show up in commercials.

The big thing I took away from the book Say Nothing is that every IRA leader from the 70s is either dead or a broken down drunk except for old Gerry who is just some jovial Irish grandpa now.

I always feel vindicated when someone I suspected of being nuts is, in fact, nuts.

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I actually can’t do another year of this

it's the most wonderful time of the year: the longest possible time before my next dental appointment.

Two time travel Hallmark Christmas movies this year, heck yes!

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I'm reading a Lorne Michaels biography and you have so many "oh, come on!"moments when he runs across countless will be famous people by the time he's in college but it's still shocking when "The Graduate made him want to be a director, so he got with a guy he went to school with: David Cronenberg"

RIP Tom Stoppard. Hardly his most important work, but I remember having my mind blown by learning he had rewritten most of the dialogue on INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE, one of the funniest movies ever made

I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne: let my armies be the rocks and the trees... And the birds in the sky.

Klingon domestic politics are such a dumpster fire that during the election for a new high chancellor you have the Romulans interfering for one candidate and the federation another.

I feel crazy saying this but reddit often feels like the last good place on the internet.

You don't hear about bronies much anymore.

Watching the Beatles anthology and Paul made a comment that his dad played trumpet. Were there just lots of working class guys playing trumpet as a hobby in liverpool in he 30s/40s?

It must be awesome being a Packers fan in the same way it must be awesome being a Republican: anytime something goes wrong or bad for you the media and officials step in to tell you you're awesome and nothing is ever ever your fault.

Tom Bradys uncanny rictus

Jack White and Eminem: finally something for the youths.

You hear more "boy, I dunno what the officials saw..." During a single packer game than you will hear from every other game the whole season.

Comedy I understand

Thanksgiving is 80% various family members going "here, you need to see this video"

Remember that Maine Senate candidate who somehow had a Nazi symbol on his chest? That was ten years ago!

I have been on Team RFK Was Decisive for a year now, which means I now must follow the franchise to its rebrand as Team Crucify This Bitch.

Time for the motion picture event of the year "Holiday Touchdown: A Bills Love Story"

When did everyone decide to embrace the most unsubtle stereotypes being promoted by their enemies? Conservatives are salivating at the prospect of a war for imperial plunder, "communists" just want a capitalist lifestyle without having to work or pay for any of it, centrists are a bunch of spineless

Me reading my timeline when a new rian johnson film is coming out.

Welcome back Antonio Salazar.

Grabbed a sprite zero from the gas station only to realize in the car it is cranberry flavored which I didn't know was a thing.

I wrote to Alan, to ask if he minded if I use an element from one of these in Aphra and he called me up and said he has no memory of writing this, but sure.

All for making people like Hasan Fuentes and Tucker go away but...