Dr Oz talking about obesity, diabetes and dementia while Trump is slumped over like a man minutes from death is supremely funny content

I spit on the reputation of the U.S. Supreme Court, not that it can get much more degraded than it has already become by the repulsive actions of its disgusting GOP members. You can hear the transphobic sneer in these words.

Sandwich guy is running

SANDWICH GUY FOUND NOT GUILTY. EVIDENCE WAS SUB PAR.

Reindustrialize lackeys back at it

You can’t just say it’s weird and leave it at that. Do you actually want Americans making nitrile gloves???? Jesus Christ they’re going to make me a free trade neoliberal

"The jury — which feasted on sandwiches for lunch on Thursday, according to a person familiar with jury lunches — deliberated the charges for several hours on Wednesday and Thursday before delivering the verdict." yeah they cooked

Flashback to 2023

Has anyone specifically tried to isolate the consumer pass through of de mimimis exemption changes? It’s a tall order given the measurement challenges but I suspect someone smarter than me can do it and it might tell us a lot about the bigger picture.

"Thank you for the money... we will immediately use them in the stupidest way we can" Chainsaw Massacre www.ft.com/content/b22f...

Conservative NY Dems are just sad. Cuomo is reviled damaged goods and is allowed to bully himself to the front of the pack over a bunch of other qualified inoffensive candidates. Then after he face plants he goes in again with all his baggage. What a bunch of losers.

I wonder if I bullied Madami on freshman Friday.

Democrats did the best of any incumbent party in the 2024 cycle internationally but because it was an L it was cold fucking comfort, but another way to read it is that but-for COVID backlash bullshit we woulda had his ass even then

It isn't, especially if your red district just turned a little bit toward the purple tint overnight.

Is there any chance today's electoral results in US prompt a course change among the various elites who'd memed themselves into thinking Trumpism was the will of the people and the wave of the future etc?

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jay jones has a winning message for 2026: [REMOVED FOR VIOLATION OF TOS]

@jigarshahdc.bsky.social please do a podcast with Tim Echols. Do an odd couple style thing. It would be great!

All time hater

“…and last…” Finally, a mayor who knows he’s doomed when it comes to higher office!

LET THE HERO BORN OF WOMAN CRUSH THE SERPENT WITH HIS HEEL

the future of the democratic party is a coalition of the wokest people on tumblr and absolutely dead-eyed pursuers of the national interest and the maximization of GDP

Dark woke coming

All coming up Yak thought!

There’s a cost overrun insurance joke in here somewhere.

Thank you to the weird Japanese guy who makes cartoons of walking railroad crossing gates for entertaining my child.

If the toppings don’t fit…

The emotional trauma resulting from the cravings for delicious sandwich.

Also a case against net billing

The White House's push for data centers to build their own power plants is an almost perfect distillation of their preference for wealth inequality and historical / technical ignorance. Brief thread: www.eenews.net/articles/tru...

"the things people in my groupchat have to deal with are nationally representative issues" will at least get interesting once we see "what are the democrats doing about my sexbots becoming lesbians and dating each other instead of doing weird shit with me"

We can’t elect a mayor who has a normal relationship with his wife. That’s not NYC.

this is sort of funny when you know the SWP's stance on israel and palestine

imagine if he got his 30 cats to all wear the same beret

I’m getting negatively polarized into liking Sliwa’s beret.

So glad people are learning about the christmas bathtub carp cause in retrospect it’s a fever dream

Back to the sandbox you go

Cuomo hired me to say Mamdani's people beat me up, T.

If there's something I've come around to recently, it's that mandatory carbon pricing didn't deserve nearly the opprobrium it got for having a moment in the sun. Like tax credits, it doesn't do a host of necessary tasks. But they're also not pricing's job.

It's ironic to see folks casting around for an affordability angle on clean energy when Trump just rolled back the federal government's ability to pay 30% - 50% of capex in a capital-intensive industry!

The wet fart noise you hear is the AI bubble deflating. CEOs are pivoting from "AI will make us more productive, somehow" to "culture will make us more productive, somehow" The bottleneck has ALWAYS been bad strategy at the top. But instead, Amazon is trying to solve it by hollowing out the middle.

This anti Waymo discourse assumes that human drivers are routinely held accountable for killing people with their cars, which is very much not the case.

“The driver’s family identified him as Carlos Jimenez, 24, a U.S. citizen, and said he was on his way to work at a food bank when the shooting occurred.” www.latimes.com/california/s...

Please be real. Need the laugh.

Absolute lunacy.

DONALD THE DOVE IS GONNA PIVOT TO CHINA