I know this isn’t funny but it made me laugh…

@ljkawa.bsky.social posted an excellent bit with an HSBC exec about all-in cost for oil in sri-lanka hitting as high as $286. So maybe the issue we are facing is that the cost of delivery is already well into demand destruction for a lot of countries

No infantry needed. Ukrainian robots, for the first time, capture a Russian position: Ukrainian defenders managed to take control of an enemy position using drones & ground robotic systems. Infantry did not take part in the operation, states Zelenskyy: RBC UA News newsukraine.rbc.ua/news/no-infa...

WTF

I so wish I had thought of that, dang.

Man, I saw this prop on @bloomberg.com and I wish they would tell the public what a lying lie this whole thing was

Man, I find it so annoying that politicians like to pretend the papacy is not a political position.

Genuinely depressing to me that your partner has to Doordash to raise money for your cancer treatment when you get old. What happens if you don't have a partner? Are we just working to pay a landlord and save up for a medical emergency when we're elderly?

Good. Meanwhile the GOP brute in Texas is still there.

Someone start a Kalshi about the Vivek sex tape dropping or not.

Chatting with a Republican during lunch, she goes “both parties are the same, though I don’t want to make you angry”. I replied: “I don’t want to make you angry but the GOP is the most corrupt party I’ve ever known, and that includes the time I lived in Mexico.” She changed the subject.

Two Americas. And we know which one the NYT serves.

We already extended for 2 weeks?

FT with a story of the lawsuit against WSJ by Donnie being dismissed by the judge. That one lawsuit about the birthday card Donnie wrote.

Look at this MFer. Staged a McDonald’s delivery with DoorDash.

In case you wonder what Justin Perry has been to up lately, IMO he got an upgrade

Can’t wait for the “the Vatican is a war zone, you can’t even walk in there without being assaulted, robbed, mugged and even killed”

I’m sort of amused to see how how Donnie thinks this will play out. On the one hand his Protestant base thinks the pope is bad, on the other hand he’s going to bleed some of his catholic base because you just dont go against the pope.

Ok, now I saw it and what the fuk

I feel like I missed something regarding da pope

Literally calling the DOJ goons to come and arrest you

I can’t actually count how often the phrase vaccinate them with hammers rolls around my skull, it’s a lot! And every single mom at baby dance class feels exactly like me, ladies know exactly how much fertilizer goes through the strait of Hormuz.

Hence non-reviewable

The Woke Pope putting in the work.

imagine how good rory mcilroy would be if he could hit a single golf ball correctly

this is a boring take but if we want this from a Dem President in 2029 we need to deliver the type of huge legislative majority Magyar just achieved and not the razor-thin one that Biden was forced to work with.

Personally, I would delete my entire social media if this happened to me 😂

Would there be any difference if there’s as a monkey flinging stuff at the wall?

WTI +8%, TTF gas +17% at the futures open

Lol, just saw someone on insta, random poast, complaining about their 50 dollar gas tank for a Kia in Oklahoma

If we can only get the GOP Orbanized in November

I think Zelensky is willing to thank JD Vance now.

Man, if he ever rings the bell to open the markets I’m shorting everything

The mooch finds price discovery

We got pwned by Iran… and the moron in chief will kill us all before admitting defeat

💥 New leaked calls — transcripts and audio: Sergey Lavrov encourages Hungarian foreign minister Péter Szijjártó to blackmail the EU Council over Ukraine, then asks him to pass along EU documents. It’s hard to say which part is worse.

Man, just imagine if markets traded 24/7

None of you can have it!

Shake that booty!

10/10 no notes. Perfect Blueskyism.

Is there a Kalshi bet that we get another 2 week delay to reach a deal?

90 deals with Iran in 90 days

Trump: “Whether we make a deal or not makes no difference to me because we’ve won”

Vance: We have not reached an agreement. They have chosen not to accept our terms. So we go back to the United States having not come to an agreement,

My money is on the CNN interview getting spiked.