Best outcome of the war so far

Need to order a large bucket of popcorn, stat!

No way 🤣

Truly amazing how they are playing him… keep delaying the talks for 2 weeks… he thinks people will forget if you keep delaying for 2 weeks

Lol

It’s open season on World Cup ticket holders www.nbcnewyork.com/world-cup/nj...

lol, everyone in #FinSky making an allbirds joke

lol, sometimes he gets a banger by pure chance

Posts your niche tax scheme. Tax cars by weight, with sedans starting with minimal 1% tax and heavier trucks and cars up to 30% tax.

The what. You’re drinking what.

This is the super moderate option in dealing with traitors

JD Vance telling IKEA that’s not how you make a couch

The responsible one they said

We need more people to call him what he is, a rapist.

Ohmygodthis

It’s not just Fox News, it’s OANN, Newsmax and let’s not forget the “liberal MSM” that whitewashes everything he does.

These ghouls should be happy this is the least that happens to them, if they don’t end up in jail.

Ken Griffin has been stepping into El-Erin lane a lot largely

The MTA suspects teenage train buffs are behind twin stolen subways Sunday morning on the Queens Blvd Line -- With a parked train moved backwards from 67th Ave to Woodhaven Blvd at 1 am, and another moved in exactly the same way four hours later. Only in the Daily News.

I know this isn’t funny but it made me laugh…

@ljkawa.bsky.social posted an excellent bit with an HSBC exec about all-in cost for oil in sri-lanka hitting as high as $286. So maybe the issue we are facing is that the cost of delivery is already well into demand destruction for a lot of countries

No infantry needed. Ukrainian robots, for the first time, capture a Russian position: Ukrainian defenders managed to take control of an enemy position using drones & ground robotic systems. Infantry did not take part in the operation, states Zelenskyy: RBC UA News newsukraine.rbc.ua/news/no-infa...

WTF

I so wish I had thought of that, dang.

Man, I saw this prop on @bloomberg.com and I wish they would tell the public what a lying lie this whole thing was

Man, I find it so annoying that politicians like to pretend the papacy is not a political position.

Genuinely depressing to me that your partner has to Doordash to raise money for your cancer treatment when you get old. What happens if you don't have a partner? Are we just working to pay a landlord and save up for a medical emergency when we're elderly?

Good. Meanwhile the GOP brute in Texas is still there.

Someone start a Kalshi about the Vivek sex tape dropping or not.

Chatting with a Republican during lunch, she goes “both parties are the same, though I don’t want to make you angry”. I replied: “I don’t want to make you angry but the GOP is the most corrupt party I’ve ever known, and that includes the time I lived in Mexico.” She changed the subject.

Two Americas. And we know which one the NYT serves.

We already extended for 2 weeks?

FT with a story of the lawsuit against WSJ by Donnie being dismissed by the judge. That one lawsuit about the birthday card Donnie wrote.

Look at this MFer. Staged a McDonald’s delivery with DoorDash.

In case you wonder what Justin Perry has been to up lately, IMO he got an upgrade

Can’t wait for the “the Vatican is a war zone, you can’t even walk in there without being assaulted, robbed, mugged and even killed”

I’m sort of amused to see how how Donnie thinks this will play out. On the one hand his Protestant base thinks the pope is bad, on the other hand he’s going to bleed some of his catholic base because you just dont go against the pope.

Ok, now I saw it and what the fuk

I feel like I missed something regarding da pope

Literally calling the DOJ goons to come and arrest you

I can’t actually count how often the phrase vaccinate them with hammers rolls around my skull, it’s a lot! And every single mom at baby dance class feels exactly like me, ladies know exactly how much fertilizer goes through the strait of Hormuz.

Hence non-reviewable

The Woke Pope putting in the work.

imagine how good rory mcilroy would be if he could hit a single golf ball correctly

this is a boring take but if we want this from a Dem President in 2029 we need to deliver the type of huge legislative majority Magyar just achieved and not the razor-thin one that Biden was forced to work with.

Personally, I would delete my entire social media if this happened to me 😂

Would there be any difference if there’s as a monkey flinging stuff at the wall?