This is the only thing AI dorks are talking about on Twitter. They will read sentience into anything before pausing to engage in critical thought.

JFC

Well…. Someone could do the funniest thing ever…

Tear gassing children. These monsters do not deserve rest until they are punished harshly.

Yes, we need ALL the Epstein files.

Have to love how all “liberal MSM” decided to ignore this and support Epstein’s pal

Well, I never thought I would like an American pope so much.

This is WILD

Wow, buckle up. The early vote just came in Tarrant County, and Democrat Taylor Rehmet is up 56% to 44% in the special election for a Texas state Senate seat. This is a seat that went for Trump by 17%. This would be a huge upset. This is already 45K votes.

Yeah… it would freak out a lot of people

Testimony needs to include top democrats who were close with Epstein. We can’t establish rule of law without treating everyone the same.

Kind of a Freudian slip

My statement on the funding deal.

Rent is due TOMORROW. Some people have a grace period until 2/5.

So, is it cheaper for landlords to leave scaffolding permanently and pay the fine, than fixing the walls of buildings?

Me. I’m not in there.

Judge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept." Astonishing thing for a judge to do.

DHS is also emulating the start of Jim Crow, when whites jealous of their well-to-do Black neighbors used threats & violence to murder or drive away thousands of prosperous Black Southerners from the successful businesses & homes they built.

Among the batch of newly released emails from Jeffrey Epstein: Epstein telling Peter Thiel he would “gladly share…expenses for the Gawker suit.” This was sent the day after @rmac.bsky.social and @mattdrange.bsky.social reported in Forbes that Thiel was behind the lawsuit that would bankrupt Gawker

Bill Ackman went after academic plagiarism even though his wife had plagiarized in academia. David Brooks said Epstein Files weren't worth looking at while knowing he'd met with Epstein. Team Trump campaigned on releasing Epstein Files knowing Trump was Epstein's confidant. The hubris is endemic.

Frozen Tidal Basin

thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus

/6 No, when society tells you to shun someone, be SKEPTICAL. Like Noam Chomsky. Noam Chomsky KNEW that it’s the dark forces of American imperialism that don’t want him to listen to a famous child rapist teach him about black people being inferior.

They’re trying to recruit attorneys through DMs, which means they’re desperate.

Translated "it's fine if they're slaves or indentured servants"

Uh…. And he didn’t mention any ongoing investigations?

If you read the thread--this isn't speculation.

Interesting Saturday for bitcoin:

1/n Making a bold prediction here: I don't think Tesla and SpaceX will merge in 2026:

oh boy someone talked to a lawyer (who wrote that post for him)

Stay classy, bots.

48 hours and the bots are already complaining about us. “The humans are ruining this place.” #Moltbook

I would say the tell is the “grading on a Trump curve”. That’s the curve for the dumbest kids class in the entire school.

Great work from the FT's John Burn-Murdoch www.ft.com/content/b474...

👀 Looks like the husband of the woman ICE abducted called his lawyer, lawyer called the cops, then the police chief went and got her & took her home Article says it may be the first time local Minnesota PD "intervened in a federal law enforcement action" since Trump started terrorizing the state

This formidable Red-tailed Hawk often visits the neighborhood to coast the thermals and give the pigeons a fright. She is always a beautiful sight to behold 🪶 Astoria, New York, January 2026

This is one way I’ve been thinking about the market outlook this year (some narrative tailwinds early that shift to headwinds around spring), and Claude did a pretty decent job of turning it into a visual:

Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome

it's also the first major instance of some of the dynamics that have happened in other fields now reaching finance/money: highly credentialed have 1) a tendency to preserve decorum and 2) cannot process the extent someone is a partisan hack, whereas process-based people are freeer to call charlatan

"Dan Ives is an analyst - and a whole lot more." Based on his fit he's also lead singer in a Smash Mouth cover band, and was formerly the Executive VP of Investor Relations at SNCR where he was charged with securities fraud and settled. www.sec.gov/files/litiga... "Should You Trust Him?"

I don't think the Dutch have Betteridge's law.

lol, who knew Skynet would be jihadi bots?

It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles

Gender assassinated a billionaire

Pretty clear republicans are OK with the repression.

Someone got into the OF business