Mordant Muppetry
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Muppet.
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Good morning
about 1 year ago
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One more day of work to go.
about 14 hours ago
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“Writing a big prompt taht says 'Racism' and constantly looking back at the Secretary of War for approval like a contestant on the price is right.”
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about 15 hours ago
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Stickman helping Santa by delivering wooden toys is sick af.
about 16 hours ago
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I wrongly assumed the Chris Rea pictures were because he had started his drive home 😔
about 20 hours ago
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Are we at the top of the market yet?
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about 22 hours ago
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1 day ago
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“Hello, we are criminals!”
1 day ago
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Playing a carol concert later. Trying to decide if a pink guitar or my silver sparkly will go best with my Christmas tree suit.
2 days ago
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It should become a Christmas tradition watching YouTubers get floored by pro boxers
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2 days ago
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3 days ago
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“GLADIATORS READY!!!”
#prayforMuppet
3 days ago
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3 days ago
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Wow
4 days ago
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⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
4 days ago
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Solo dadding tonight and both children are asleep and seemingly content. If any of you lot make a noise so help me god
4 days ago
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Merry Christmas to all the tin foil hat wearing weirdos out there
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4 days ago
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Have a gander
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Woman's shock as goose smashes through front door in Countesthorpe
Wildlife rescuers think the Canada goose misjudged its descent before smashing through the door.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce3wpwg4e0qo
4 days ago
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Nightmare fuel
4 days ago
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Nearly rage skeeted four different articles from BBC News and BBC Sport.
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5 days ago
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5 days ago
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5 days ago
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You know the Christmas playlist has been made by a wrong-un when that Snoopy jazz piano piece comes on.
6 days ago
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I don’t know why I listen to the Merryn Talks Money podcast. It has to be performative rage bait.
6 days ago
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Thought they’d drive a Jaguar tbh
6 days ago
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No night shift for me tonight. I should probably drink some whisky in a vain attempt to get back into a regular sleeping pattern.
7 days ago
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This cinema roof is awesome
7 days ago
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I sometimes wonder if SC has a compliance unit staffed entirely by golden retrievers.
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7 days ago
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I’m sure just a little bit more will finally make him happy and reverse all the nazism.
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7 days ago
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As someone who trades stuff that trades 24/7/365 and who is currently on night shift, I would suggest all hours trading for Equities is a terrible idea.
8 days ago
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Surely there is nothing in between? Meeting someone is a singular point.
8 days ago
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How long until they change their name again?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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'Throw the parcel at the door' - Evri couriers cutting corners to earn a better wage
BBC Panorama investigates the delivery firm - a market leader with the worst reputation for non-deliveries.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ceq107yxxjyo
8 days ago
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Can’t believe this. One of my favourite dog walks when visiting family in the area
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Historic rail viaduct collapses into River Spey
The Spey Viaduct forms part of the Speyside Way trail and is popular with both walkers and cyclists.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1m87jlv97ro
9 days ago
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Standing in the queue for a gig and we are all talking about Bluey.
12 days ago
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Really enjoyed the motivational chat with my boomer neighbour. Nothing like hearing a good moan about the dramas of selling your second home in Cambridge and how you are not looking forward to selling your rental flat in the Stockbridge to get everyone in the Christmas spirit.
12 days ago
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Hijacking oil tankers is gangster state behaviour.
13 days ago
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A trillion dollar pay packet and he still can’t buy himself a funny bone.
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13 days ago
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Wonder what LeCun’s nickname is 🤔
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13 days ago
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Met a baby in Glasgow called Arabella. Her family refer to her as Sandy. Glasgow remains undefeated.
13 days ago
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14 days ago
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How many AI data centres is this?
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15 days ago
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Honestly wouldn’t be surprised if the FIA penalise Lando
16 days ago
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I think he will do it, but I’m excited to see how both LN and MCL almost blow it.
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16 days ago
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“Hello! I am mental”
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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The Liz Truss Show review – hapless ravings from a cupboard
Britain’s briefest PM kept her fans waiting before launching her latest plea for Maga attention in the form of a ham-fisted YouTube talk show
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/dec/05/the-liz-truss-show-review-hapless-ravings-from-a-closet
17 days ago
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Good luck with tiny cars America
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18 days ago
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Mrs MM is watching Back To The Future for the first time. The urge to go “Pay attention! Read that! Remember that name/place/character” is strong.
18 days ago
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18 days ago
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My brain vs My brain in December
19 days ago
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Negative Nelly
20 days ago
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Of course I benched Grealish in my FF team this week. 🤦🏻♂️
21 days ago
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We’re talking Mason again are we?
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22 days ago
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