Muted a word here as I had my fill of seeing barbarism. Now it’s all over my Insta. Might have to log off for my own sanity.

Think I need to find myself a new job before this one drives me mad.

That Lego song <ctrl H> Awesome Awful

I for one would be shocked if the man who changed the name of the Department of Defense to the Department of War and threatened War on at least one of his major cities did not get a Nobel Peace Prize.

🤔

I am nowhere near as bad at my job as Kemi Badenoch is at hers. I spend an uncomfortably large amount of time wondering when I will be politely asked to find an alternative employer. How does she get through the day without feeling a modicum of the same discomfort?

Herb oot & aboot

What does he want from the administration?

“barely qualifies as a developed country any more!”

The best guess of climate experts at this Overshoot Conference is that - in an optimistic scenario - we return to 1.5C (where we are now) in 7 generations time. That's about the same distance from now as the start of the Industrial Revolution.

Sure.

My dude, you are now defecating on the flames and marvelling at the burnt pube smell.

Spending less time on here and more time around normal people and honestly, whatever way I look we are so cooked.

I see the government is making policy decisions again

I don’t follow golf much so looking at these players names I have no idea if they are on the US or EU teams.

Big seagulls round here

I am at a beer festival and there is line dancing. 3 more pints

Morning walk

We no longer live in unprecedented times. We live in a clown car being driven by a drunk time lord.

"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"

If you see this, post a bridge.

This Kruger guy seems awfully worried about things that are only happening in his head. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Have they not suffered enough? www.bbc.com/news/article...

How does that work? He’s depriving the agents of their dreams by killing the detainees.

Can’t they just implement The Running Man or Death Race?

Zuck is the lamest person on the planet and it’s not even close.

Did the drone attack actually happen in Oslo or is this all bullshit? Don’t see it covered anywhere

It’s only mortifying when you are capable of shame

Chance of this happening in Feb 2026 = 0% www.bbc.com/news/article...

How long until they violate Alaskan airspace and…

41% of Americans are still insane.

Should probably take another look into building a position in that U.S. listen funeral home business.

Just fucking declare war on Denmark already.

Given the calibre of people proclaiming the rapture is tomorrow I am more concerned at the prospect of fiery pits swallowing them up. The pot holes are bad enough round here without lava and demons poking out them.

The arrogance is breathtaking. A corpulent orange real estate conman and sunburnt Freddie Quimby telling the world’s doctors and scientists they are wrong.

Is it possible to have one day, one fucking day where America doesn’t do something incredibly fucking stupid and/or dangerous?

He comes across like a dog in a suit.

ICE are more heavily armed, but sure dude.

RFK is a ghoul. A wretched bag of sunburnt nail clippings boiled in ego.

Soaking up some rays before becoming a tank of unleaded for a Nissan

3.5 degrees on the morning commute.

Imagine getting pwned by Clegg. That’s the sort of humiliation that burns inside you. In those moments when you have a chance to let your thoughts run it will reverberate around your head and eventually drive you mad. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Only Murders… has fully jumped the shark.

Bought a new plant at the garden centre today. Put it straight to work.

Some choice garden centre tat.