First morning thought “Has Andy made it through the night?”

In case anyone is wondering how the average British person reacted to Andrew's arrest...

This will end well

Have it you triangular chocolate eating fucks!

Same energy

<Andy staring at his closet>

I would pay good money to see Prince Harry’s group chats just now

Elderly iPhone decided it no longer wishes to charge. What an absolute pain dealing with work stuff that requires sending text codes and auth apps.

Fools Gold. Still boils my piss just thinking about it.

YAAAS 🇸🇪

This is what happens when I put 3 Arsenal players in my FF team.

Ski jumpers should be marked on how may lines of Free Bird they can sing during their jumps.

Scotland has claimed the Arctic

Viagra

Can’t believe they are letting children, actual children do this Big Air competition.

New Penguin heading for the hills meme just dropped

I think everyone in this Freeski Big Air is under 27. No way your body recovers from this after 30. You would just be a meat bag of Titanium bolts.

Going to nip down the local Skeleton track tomorrow which is a mere <checks notes> 600 miles away as the crow flys.

Nearly had an argument with a friend’s 7yr old who claimed Scotland was part of the United States. Had to find my inner Keanu.

“That’s interesting…awww that’s nice….oh, oh dear”

Watching the Ice Hockey and demanding blood!

Right up ye.

Just sat down to watch the rugby so of course England just score.

Vecna having a ‘mare

I can’t wrap my head around any of this. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The dog has decided the floor is lava in our holiday cottage. This is very stress free and fun. Not annoying at all.

However, it will be another 100 years before anyone will meet a cheerful Aberdonian Aberdeen finally sees sunshine after 21 days of gloom www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

What a stupid time to be alive

I was there in 2007. I was there at the Bear Sterns default I'm losing my edge. I'm losing my edge to the kids whose algos I hear when they fire up the machines I'm losing my edge to the r/WallStreetBets traders who can tell me every good meme stock from GameStop to Tesla. I'm losing my edge.

Going to make one of those political spectrums with highly visible Billionaires. So far I have: a Nazi section a Pedo section That’s it.

I curse the Grinch fries.

I had a ticket to go see my favourite podcast recorded live tonight and completely forgot about it until 18:30. It started at 19:00 and was an hours drive away. FFS.

Had a Big Mac. Those Grinch fries have ruined them for me. With the first bite the memory of them came back. Might be a while before I have another.

Wait, the airspace closure thing I saw this morning was because of party balloons? The hard men are scared of party balloons?

In the last 12 months a friend who works there had his entire team transferred out of wind turbine sales to gas turbine sales, just Incase you are wondering how net zero is going.

Fergie time is back baby awooooooooo (wolf howl)

Lifted this off the shelf to read again and instantly remembered why I shoved it on the “bin it” shelf after my last attempt.

Moving solely for the place name

Has Anas Sarwar turned into a corn cob yet?

The equivalent of the Simpsons scene where the man wakes up from a coma to find out Sonny Bono is acongressman is Kid Rock becoming the Nazi’s musical icon.

YouTube feeding me Mogg and I can’t help but laugh at the image

Hunderfossen Adventure Park in Norway (Rauraggen)

The banter era demands this happens www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

The Ice Skating free dance somehow out-camps Eurovision. It is incredible.

I still find it incredibly weird that you would willingly call yourself, and build a brand around, Mr Beast.

post a banger not in English youtu.be/FxishhgT560?...

Normally when a govt fuck things up as badly as this Labour govt you get a decent book or half decent TV drama out of it. This lot have managed to fuck things up in a such a whimperingly pathetic manner I don’t think anyone would bother to write a book on it. Just a footnote to Mandelson’s drama.

Just got told off for being too early for a GP appointment. It is at 9.20, I got in at 9.18.