Loansey Jonesy
@loanseyjonesy.bsky.social
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6 months ago
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about 5 hours ago
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Can I get a vibe check on roast chicken? Vibe check on roast chicken please.
about 10 hours ago
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Hi everyone, my name is Jonesy and I’ve been a secret browns fan for years.
about 11 hours ago
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You know this place has the juice when we get serious posting de-dollarization
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about 12 hours ago
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Who’s more frustrated right now, Bijan or JJ?
about 12 hours ago
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God I love the pettiness of the NYT cooking app. 7 years later John, needed to chime in
about 16 hours ago
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You will watch the dolphins play football and you will listen to imagine dragons during commercial break
about 17 hours ago
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You do not, under any circumstances, need to do that
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about 17 hours ago
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That’s a funny angle to a story about a secret cabal of pedophiles manipulating behind the scenes in the halls of power. Feels like there’s enough there, there already.
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about 19 hours ago
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Seeing a pickup in the Chomsky was actually a bad person / thinker on the Chomsky-est microblogging site of them all. Maybe there is hope
about 19 hours ago
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Bitcoin leptons in my replies and tankies on my For You
1 day ago
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70 million strong single issue voter and that issue is money laundering for pedophiles
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1 day ago
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I would simply use YouTube as a way to learn how to fix my house and not as health advice.
1 day ago
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1 day ago
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Began telling my wife what a thick six is and she asked me why I know Grindr terminology.
1 day ago
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Very much not in the camp of “post yourself at 15 on the internet to prove pedophiles are wrong”
1 day ago
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Some professional news. I’m proud to announce I’ve recently graduated with a diploma from the Lutnick School of White Goods Repair at Harvard Community College’s Vocational Training Academy.
1 day ago
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reposted by
Loansey Jonesy
Travis
2 days ago
Today’s workout: 1. Land acknowledgement 2. Wendler 5-3-1 3. Pride parade for time 4. Post workout recovery tofu
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We’re mere weeks away from this. Last Christmas it was - that woman Algerian boxer was trans and Elon knows it all.
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2 days ago
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Almost 6k of the wokest GTL posts you’ll find. Your fault you aren’t following me.
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2 days ago
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We should probably prepare ourselves a little more for the reality than an unhinged narcissist with crippling emotional disorders and a tremendous amount of power feels cornered.
2 days ago
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LFG
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2 days ago
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Cheating on my wife with my ideal woman - a cloud based goon bot that scrapes copyrighted materials
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3 days ago
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This is actually true if your entire value system is “immigrants do nothing positive” Which is a weird thing to say on television.
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3 days ago
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Going around telling everyone that I didn’t come into work the other day cause I got disappeared from jira.
3 days ago
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Can’t tell you how funny I think it is that every trade deal means foreign governments have to pay money for vocational training of the functionally illiterate class.
3 days ago
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People of Kentucky, prepare to rejoice
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3 days ago
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I’m just a boy, asking a girl, to reformat the Epstein files in such a way that I’m not reading emails bottom up
3 days ago
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3 days ago
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>Hey did watch that new science show with Woody Allen and Noam Chomsky? >no I have friends and hobbies and don’t want to waste my life on pseudo-intellectual garbage. Loser.
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3 days ago
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💔💔💔
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3 days ago
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It’s been a minute since I’ve had to think about this, but I think we can safely begin referring to the pedocon theory* as the pedocon theorem*. I do believe this has been validated now.
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4 days ago
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The - it’s always the cover up that gets you - guy is about to have a big moment
4 days ago
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In very disappointing news to break so early, the new Team Canada jerseys are pretty much all awful.
4 days ago
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4 days ago
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Well I’d like to see ol Donny wriggle his way out of this jam
4 days ago
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Ok I admit it. I’m amazed at what’s coming out.
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4 days ago
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We’re already in the GFC. You just don’t know it.
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4 days ago
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This seems bad
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5 days ago
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As far as I’m aware, I’ve never sent an email that would incriminate me in any crime and I guess I’m surprised that’s not more common?
5 days ago
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I do love a bit of irony
5 days ago
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You guys are a LOT more optimistic about Epstein and POTUS than I am.
5 days ago
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In quite a number of ways, trump is actually the most American president ever.
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5 days ago
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5 days ago
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Good news everyone. We agreed it was gross and she threw it out except the thing she froze and I thought it was chocolate ice cream.
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5 days ago
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My dream of having an internal Global Delivery Centre inches closer.
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5 days ago
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Wonder if this is related to the uptick in mouthpieces regurgitating the “we inherited a bad economy” line
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5 days ago
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Are you guys going to get mad at me if I say something?
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5 days ago
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“Unfortunately the train to terminal 4 doesn’t go to terminal 5. This wasn’t obvious” I’ve known Noah Smith is dumb for a while, but this is incredible.
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5 days ago
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Pursuant to Executive Order 293, President Trump herby orders all Reacher seasons to be 22 episodes and released every six months.
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