Can I get a vibe check on roast chicken? Vibe check on roast chicken please.

Hi everyone, my name is Jonesy and I’ve been a secret browns fan for years.

You know this place has the juice when we get serious posting de-dollarization

Who’s more frustrated right now, Bijan or JJ?

God I love the pettiness of the NYT cooking app. 7 years later John, needed to chime in

You will watch the dolphins play football and you will listen to imagine dragons during commercial break

You do not, under any circumstances, need to do that

That’s a funny angle to a story about a secret cabal of pedophiles manipulating behind the scenes in the halls of power. Feels like there’s enough there, there already.

Seeing a pickup in the Chomsky was actually a bad person / thinker on the Chomsky-est microblogging site of them all. Maybe there is hope

Bitcoin leptons in my replies and tankies on my For You

70 million strong single issue voter and that issue is money laundering for pedophiles

I would simply use YouTube as a way to learn how to fix my house and not as health advice.

Began telling my wife what a thick six is and she asked me why I know Grindr terminology.

Very much not in the camp of “post yourself at 15 on the internet to prove pedophiles are wrong”

Some professional news. I’m proud to announce I’ve recently graduated with a diploma from the Lutnick School of White Goods Repair at Harvard Community College’s Vocational Training Academy.

Today’s workout: 1. Land acknowledgement 2. Wendler 5-3-1 3. Pride parade for time 4. Post workout recovery tofu

We’re mere weeks away from this. Last Christmas it was - that woman Algerian boxer was trans and Elon knows it all.

Almost 6k of the wokest GTL posts you’ll find. Your fault you aren’t following me.

We should probably prepare ourselves a little more for the reality than an unhinged narcissist with crippling emotional disorders and a tremendous amount of power feels cornered.

LFG

Cheating on my wife with my ideal woman - a cloud based goon bot that scrapes copyrighted materials

This is actually true if your entire value system is “immigrants do nothing positive” Which is a weird thing to say on television.

Going around telling everyone that I didn’t come into work the other day cause I got disappeared from jira.

Can’t tell you how funny I think it is that every trade deal means foreign governments have to pay money for vocational training of the functionally illiterate class.

People of Kentucky, prepare to rejoice

I’m just a boy, asking a girl, to reformat the Epstein files in such a way that I’m not reading emails bottom up

>Hey did watch that new science show with Woody Allen and Noam Chomsky? >no I have friends and hobbies and don’t want to waste my life on pseudo-intellectual garbage. Loser.

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It’s been a minute since I’ve had to think about this, but I think we can safely begin referring to the pedocon theory* as the pedocon theorem*. I do believe this has been validated now.

The - it’s always the cover up that gets you - guy is about to have a big moment

In very disappointing news to break so early, the new Team Canada jerseys are pretty much all awful.

Well I’d like to see ol Donny wriggle his way out of this jam

Ok I admit it. I’m amazed at what’s coming out.

We’re already in the GFC. You just don’t know it.

This seems bad

As far as I’m aware, I’ve never sent an email that would incriminate me in any crime and I guess I’m surprised that’s not more common?

I do love a bit of irony

You guys are a LOT more optimistic about Epstein and POTUS than I am.

In quite a number of ways, trump is actually the most American president ever.

Good news everyone. We agreed it was gross and she threw it out except the thing she froze and I thought it was chocolate ice cream.

My dream of having an internal Global Delivery Centre inches closer.

Wonder if this is related to the uptick in mouthpieces regurgitating the “we inherited a bad economy” line

Are you guys going to get mad at me if I say something?

“Unfortunately the train to terminal 4 doesn’t go to terminal 5. This wasn’t obvious” I’ve known Noah Smith is dumb for a while, but this is incredible.

Pursuant to Executive Order 293, President Trump herby orders all Reacher seasons to be 22 episodes and released every six months.