i do have a running list mentally of who i could and couldn't take in a fight around here, based on seeing them all in person

Why are wild apples so terrible Is all gathered food terrible lol

It’s alot harder to start a cult then it looks tho

hmm

What this actually exists?

Close the markets!

It’s correct that he has negative charisma

nobody wants to believe this but the source of Trump's electoral power is that some people genuinely think he's a maverick moderate

I’m so good at assembling things there’s no need to

The first president poster

@beel.bsky.social omg I just found that there is a US National Archives of GIFs! some of these are amazinGG! ☄️ giphy.com/usnationalar...

Ok this is now serious

Trump is really crashing out on social media today. Mother’s Day must be tough for him. His latest screed: “I have just read the response from Iran’s so-called ‘Representatives.’ I don’t like it — TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP”

Done. It isn't colored the same as Jurassic Park, but I wanted it to be true to life. 🪶 🐣

It’s a trap!

Where is the gold?!

One could argue that Trump being this crazy is now a net help

What if by writing down Roko's basilisk we created it😜 This just proves I have been right in imprisoning Claude in Narkina 5

Doctors say that fluoride helps build strong teeth. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and takes raccoon penises home for “further study” says it causes autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Tl:dr Because Iran cares (lol it’s true)

This is more worrying then it seems. Even if we abolish ICE there’s going to be a group of newly empowered vigilantes who think stuff like this is great. It’s a real problem that I can’t imagine an easy fix too

Look he deserves Mother’s Day

So it’s all over

Advertisements using maps always catch my eye.

Tomorrow he’ll be able to lol

I hear they like big chins

O captain my captain Turns out this is from a poem the movie is not the original Huh. Who knew

Best I can do is ten million

It’s a little funny they are taking the last cash and publicly celebrating it

The Trump family secures what might be its last payout from the Saudi-backed LIV Golf, as it hosts yet another LIV tournament at its club in suburban Virginia.

Excellent observation Withdraw all your money as platinum and hide it!

Interesting

I think they should add an extra X% everytime someone complains in public about it. “Sorry, bill Ackman wrote another 100m character post. You owe more now.”

This was my idea! ;)

Yah!

ever walk around old tombs and think about how sad it is that their occupants never got to experience a single pizza

COLBERT IS WRITING A LOTR MOVIE?1

Did he get the popes endorsement?

Ok that’s very funny

Ok I love how this is true but I still love mass effect You didn’t have to click ‘beat up’ but it was the default lol

This is, perhaps, the end of the beginning

I wouldn’t lol

the ted kaczynski bot got banned for being a terrorist and honestly that's the correct decision so good work bluesky and sorry for creating moderation work

Someone, quick! Fabricate a giant gold hockey stick to give to Obama and call it "Coolest, most loved and wicked smaht official in living memory award", or something.

See