Slapping your knees when it's time to leave a social occasion.

I'll never forget or forgive living through a period in American history where we talked about trans women playing volleyball like they were literal demons while the head of every company on earth was a cannibal baby raper.

You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now

In honour of Melania, here's a reminder that the thing Kane is applauding in this popular gif isn't good. It's very bad! It's his wife singing poorly in an opera he paid for.

Reminder that "jaywalking" was literally made up by american car manufacturers to shift the blame for accidents from drivers to pedestrians. "Jay" was a slang term meaning "idiot" or "rube".

They do not look de-aged, they look like they've bravely soldiered on after surviving deep fat fryer burns.

Hamm would absolutely crush it as Fred Flintstone.

A monumental loss to comedy

It is not said enough how much the world-building in Harry Potter sucks absolute ass. The UK gets a school all to itself but the entire continent of fucking Africa has to share one? Absolute bollocks. She just couldn't be arsed thinking up more names for places.

30 years ago this article would have been about British kids not reading Enid Blyton because they hate Thatcherism or some nonsense.

Fair play. Of all the reasons kids might no longer like Harry Potter, theorising it's because they don't like liberalism is the absolute funniest interpretation.

All this tells me is to no longer get hyped about future Ubisoft announcements, rare as that was, because they probably won't happen. Will be shocked if the company, as we know it, even exists in a years time.

I figured the lack of due process was the point.

I'll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I listen to Yong Yea speak through Kiryu's lips in a Yakuza game.

the only “ray tracing” gamers should be interested in is tracing the rays of sunlight shining down from heaven. the only “path tracing” that should concern you is tracing the path of jesus christ our lord and saviour

To get to Hull you must get on at York, pass through Hull, pass through York again, leap off the train as it approaches Leeds and board a separate train line to Hull.

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You don't. Not in our lifetime anyway.

This is my new favourite TV show and it's all the fault of @trulydefective.bsky.social

There isn't even a lightsaber scene in the movie, they had to add one or else Tom wouldn't leave.

Well Atrus, I made it to Myst island, despite your directions.

Hysterical way for that shit rag of a paper to spin this.

RE: the Stranger Things hidden finale theory Once upon a time, people would just channel this frustration into something like fan fiction. Its still a shade of cope but at least it's training a creative muscle. This is just sad and weird.

Saw a demon hit a dragon with a stone cold stunner in The Legend of Vox Machina. This might be the best show ever made.

Wow so many negative Nancys, nobody even noticed he finally pulled off a successful coup. Practice makes perfect, lil buddy!

Who is your personal video game arch-nemesis? This little prick. I hope he died horribly off-screen before part 3 drops

Really enjoyed Fantastic Four. Just a shame Marvel are immediately throwing that cast into the Doomsday vortex where they'll likely get overshadowed. I hope I'm wrong and they're actually important to the bigger story but I don't know how that works with zero groundwork being done.

I loved the Stranger Things finale. Sometimes it's the right choice to give your characters happy endings.

Do they punch up? Oh boy do they! Just you wait and see! Oh hang on. Sorry, no. I mean, down. They punch down. But do they speak truth to power? Also no. But they have a bag full of slurs. So buckle up!

Get this, they actually say things no one else can/will say. Some of them even smoke cigarettes that you can buy in a shop. Just you try stopping them. Oh boy. They'll never stop saying scary things, unless an oil state tells them to not do that, then they'll say other things, obvs.

That’s exactly why I quit. Ain’t flown since.

RIP to the absolute gold standard of line reads youtu.be/ZSRs3g2AnxA?...

RIP to a Twitter legend

Sam's speech at the end of The Two Towers absolutely levels me every time I hear it. It becomes more and more important to remember as time passes

Happy 14th anniversary to this youtube video

Genuinely evil work

Yesterday we were watching Smiling Friends on Amazon (bought the first two seasons, it's not part of Prime) and then Raiders of the Lost Ark came on after the final episode finished. I said "this is a Boxing Day movie, we should turn it off"

A uniquely psychotic way to talk about Santa.

And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Erika Kirk's PR team whenever she has to pretend to care about her husband:

Caught up on Stranger Things now and, yeah, the end of Sorceror got us all big time.

Marge Be Not Proud is probably my favourite Christmas episode of any TV show.

Last-minute gig idea! A knock-off VHS that looks a bit like a classic Disney cartoon:

Started Critical Role finally and this is me looking at Percy during every battle.

It will never fail to delight me that one of Michael Caine's greatest performances is in A Muppet Christmas Carol. He never treated that gig like a joke, he anchored the whole thing in such immense humanity. A finer Scrooge will never grace our screens.

Guy ain't shit when the people he's punching aren't frightened women.

You couldn't make Home Alone 2 today because of woke* *airport security being much stricter after 9/11

You know, if the old man in Home Alone wanted to be more approachable, he should maybe stop GLARING at Kevin like he's about to fuckin skin him. Entirely his fault on that front.