TEETH. TEETH. TEETH.

My horrible dog, whom I love more than my life, has patented a new technique where he poops, waits for me to pick it up, walks several steps, and poops again. He's doing this to demoralize me

The way the American government just lies to its citizens is insane. You could be at home sleeping and 5 masked thugs break into your bedroom and kill you in your sleep, and high ranking officials will go on TV and declare you're a terrorist and they acted in self defense

Read another book ffs

Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.

Put together some thoughts about Mike F and his greatest posts for @flaminghydra.com flaminghydra.com/in-post-memo...

look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts

Happy 14th anniversary to this youtube video

taking data centres in space at all seriously shows how deep into this bubble we truly are. like they are never happening. what is wrong with people?

A helpful 1-5 scale to describe how stolen your apple is

We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

Best draw for Norway: Canada Australia Cape Verde Worst: Argentina Morocco Denmark Really hoping for one of the host nations and it should be fine

i bet elon probably isn't that good at drinking piss but load taking ability really is more about the other guys. and he could afford to bring in the best

Incredible headline.

lmao @steinkobbe.bsky.social

Bari Weiss's website is being about as normal as I expected www.thefp.com/p/mamdanis-r...

predator: badlands sitting at 90% on rotten tomatoes is another win for the theory that the way to make inevitable 80s reboot slopfests work is to fully turn them over to one auteur and let him or her cook for a decade

When it's a draw like this they should go to penalty shootouts I need to go to bed. Unserious sport

nosferatu is spanish for our feratu

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

I'm so glad our welfare system is just cash transfers so I don't have to see our version of people arguing about what kind of ketchups the poors should be allowed to buy or whatever the Americans are arguing about

The year is 2025. The rarest skill in the world is acting normal for like 15 minutes. For me of course it's effortless

the subreddits for luxury watches are some of the darkest places on earth

Elon heard nazi pedophiles were getting banned on twitter in the news and instinctively checked his phone to make sure he didn’t get caught in the sweep up

yeah i think he fell for ai lol

Season 2 intro song of Peacemaker doesn't hit the same. The song needs to be a lot cheezier for it to work

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

If anybody wants to boost this, I'd really appreciate it: I got banned for one mild ass post about our very special boy of the hour. No warning, no time out, just completely suspended lol If you want to re-follow me, here I am

Gordon Freeman's job at the black mesa science facility is pushing the little cart into the big laser. it's what he wrote his doctoral thesis about

The list is people who were the subject of the joke and bill clinton has a separate entry Jay Leno made 454 jokes about Monica Lewinsky

It's killing me that Israel confiscated, processed and photographed a bunch of snus pouches. Clown country

Mask off lol damn

A trans teenager was fucking stabbed to death in the UK in 2023! The idea that trans people and pro-trans commentators don’t face harassment is laughable

woke up still thinking about the huitlacoche tacos from amparo fondita. corn fungus >>>>> corn

Update on this is the US border agency claimed it was actually because of his past drug use, but they also claimed it was because he had a Spanish passport, that he had a bong with him, that he came as an immigrant, and that he has US family, and none of those things appear to be true. Clown country

It's being reported in local Norwegian news that this guy got his USA vacation ruined after border agents at the airport interrogated him and searched through his phone and sent him back home after finding that picture. Deeply unserious country

It's so bleak to watch another genocide just happen with the full support of western powers yet again. International law is meaningless. No one cares about it and it's just another power structure to support national interests against whatever human rights gets in the way

everyone self sensors at work about something or other. it's part of why it's 'work' and not 'hanging with your pals'

This game would be so good if anyone playing it knew the concept of passing. I'm wide open 90% of the time and I've received like 6 passes so far

The Sensible view is that Israel's actions are bad but also anyone who criticizes them is bad so you can understand how their brains have been fried eggs for awhile

grok 4 assures me that chocolate rations have always been up

I saw these suggestions pop up and don't even remember what I was about to ask now

He’s thinking about building a baseball field you moron

It's so hot in Norway that the biggest tabloid made a video demonstrating that ice cream melts outside. Thrilling stuff

Rematch seems fun. 6 games in. Hoping to receive my first pass in the 7th game

i dont get involved in politics, im not interested in news, but ill gladly let an IDF guy glue my dick hole shut if it'll help him feel safe

I threw a molotov cocktail into my neighbor's house and now they're extremely mad at me for no reason. Please pray for me I'm in hiding